Keith Benjamin, Rap Star

A hot tip into the Mondesi tipline:

Don't know if you heard this, but Pitt Basketball player Keith Benjaminwill be RAPPING at Peter's Pub tomorrow (Thursday). I thought some of your readers may appreciate the info.

Here is what I got in my email:

From: xxxx
To: xxxx
Subject: THIS THURSDAY!!!
Message: The BNVz "BACK IN OAKLAND!" 2007 KICKOFF
Thursday, March 1st – 10pm
Peter’s Pub (116 Oakland Ave.)
21+ over, $3 Cover***
LADIES NIGHT - $1 drinks All Night***
EVERYONE- $5 Bud Light Pitchers

With Performances by…The Sole Vibe
Da Button Pusha
Solid Ground Entertainment
Pitt Basketball Star, Keith "KB" Benjamin
...additional Music by WPTS 92.1fm DJ Karazmatik

As I told our email tipster, if anyone out there should happen to attend this event, any recaps or photos would be most excellent. As far as I know, Steeler/Rapper Chukky Okobi will not be performing.

You can find more info on Peter's Pub here.

This Doesn't Sound Good

You've probably heard about the big raid of the Orlando drug lab on Tuesday. But the story seems to have a few more layers, especially layers that will raise some eyebrows in our city.

"Last month, a New York investigator who has been tracking suspicious purchases from Signature Pharmacy flew to Pittsburgh to interview a top physician for the NFL's Pittsburgh Steelers about why he allegedly used a personal credit card to purchase roughly $150,000 in testosterone and human growth hormone in 2006."

Keep in mind the fact that the physician, Richard A. Rydze, has the right to order and possess prescriptions. But the oddity here is that Rydze purchased these on his personal credit card.

"The doctors pretty much have rein to do anything they want," said Carmen Catizone, executive director of the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy.

But Catizone, who has served as an expert witness for the DEA and other law enforcement agencies in criminal trials, said the credit card purchases raised questions.

"I've never seen a doctor pull out his or her own credit card ... it just doesn't make sense," Catizone said. "Unless you are trying to build frequent-flier miles on a credit card, I'm not sure why they'd be using a personal credit card."

To this point, the Steelers, as well as Rydze, have denied all requests for comments. Let's hope that Rydze was just trying to build those frequent-flier miles.

The Afternoon Killer

"The" Honus Wagner card, once owned by Wayne Gretzky, sells for $2.3 million at auction, topping its last sale price of $1.265 million in 2000. A Jack Wilson card in the same auction sold for a record $1.25.

The Steelers locked up Aaron Smith for five more years. In the same story, Ed Bouchette tells us that the ax could fall on Mr. Peezy as early as Friday.

Did Gary Matthews Jr. use some enhancement for that career season last year?

Dick Vitale's confidential conversation with Billy Donovan is heard live and on the air (link has the audio).

Get your barf bag ready for the Hollywood madam excerpt about Tommy Lasorda.

In addition to the Pirates, Penguins, and Pitt, Mark Cuban is buying the Cubs.

NFL news: Steelers scout catches Lions scouts looking over his shoulder at his notes

Here's 10 NFL players who might get traded. I like #9, PacMan Jones. I'm sure teams are lining up for him.

This article tells you that we'll run out of beer before we run out of oil. As if you needed any incentive to buy a case this weekend. Or tonight. Or this afternoon.

Howard Stern Show flunky Benjy Bronk is the naked man in this video of a massive pillow fight in New York City.

Family Guy fans, here's a video compilation of the best of Olllie Williams. It's gon' rain!

If anyone tries to sell you two Picassos for $66 million, just letting you know, they're stolen. Call his granddaughter, she's looking for them.

In honor of the upcoming film Grindhouse, here's the winner of the contest to make a grindhouse trailer.

On the topic of horror videos, here's Pat Summitt singing and cheerleading at last night's Tennessee game.

Despite Roberts Press Conference, Pens Still Lose

Tuesday was a good day and a bad day for the Penguins. On the good side, they picked up Gary Roberts, Georges Laraque, Joel Kwiatkowski, and Nolan Schaefer. On the bad side, they waved goodbye to Noah Welch, Dominic Moore, and Danny Carcillo. On the good side, they welcomed Roberts to town with a press conference between periods. On the bad side, they also welcomed the New Jersey Devils to the Arena.

New Jersey brought their boring style to the Igloo and subsequently shut down the league's 3rd-highest-scoring team. The Pens are in the midst of a rare scoring slump, with just one goal (on a 5-on-3) in the last two games. It was only the third time this year the Penguins have been shut out. Detroit pulled off the goose egg in the second game of the year, and the Devils and Martin Brodeur shut them out on December 26.

On this night, Brodeur stopped all 31 shots he faced. His shutout tonight, the 12th of his season, moved him into a third place tie on the all-time list with 92 shutouts. Marc-Andre Fleury stopped 23 of 24, posting a solid effort after a few shaky performances from Penguin netminders.

All in all, it was another tough loss for our favorite hockey team. There's not much more to say; there were no fights, no Penguin goals, and no goalies pulled. It's a typical Devils game. So we need something to lift our collective spirits. And what better way than a video gallery of the best of Georges Laraque (other than his all-time best, the mic'd up version I posted earlier).

"Best Of" 2005-06 Season Compilation

"Versus Derek Boogaard, 11/14/06"

"Vs. Rob Ray"

"Vs Darcy Hordichuk 2/1/07"

"Vs. Donald Brashear"

"Vs. Darren McCarty"

"Vs. Chris Simon"

"Vs. Krzysztof Oliwa"

"Battling Racism in the NHL"

Thanks, ESPN2

I'd like to have a wrap-up of the big Pitt-West Virginia game for you. I was looking forward to simultaneously watching this game as well as the Penguins game. But then ESPN2 intervened.

The game was scheduled to be broadcast on ESPN's little brother. But the Worldwide Leader decided that viewers would rather watch Mike and Mike's Arena League Preview and another show where guys play NBA Live on their Xbox.

An hour-long infomercial for their new purchase and Xbox basketball instead of a real live Big East rivalry game. Well done. But hey, they did give us basketball, even if it was on a video game. And the game went into OT to boot.

Since I don't get ESPNU, I had to rely on the internet, and it looks like Pitt pulled this one out, 80-66. Scoring was balanced: Fields had 14, Kendall, Cook and Gray added 12, and Razor Ramon chipped in 10. The Panthers shot 60% from the floor (to WVU's 40%), they outrebounded the Mountaineers, 37-21, and they outscored WVU by 17 in the second half. The only televised highlights I caught were ESPN showing Keith Benjamin and Ramon not contesting shots. But from the stat sheet, this looks like a nice, Senior Night win after a few disappointing efforts. Next up is a Saturday night showdown with Marquette, with an ESPN GameDay audience as the backdrop. Hopefully they won't pull the rug out from under us and show us Classic Arena Bowl highlights.

The Polite Fighter

Here's a great video of your newest Pittsburgh Penguin, "Heavyweight Champ of the League" Georges Laraque. He was actually mic'd up for this particular game, so you can catch him wishing his opponent (Raitis Ivanans) luck before he drops the gloves. I fully expect Laraque to be an enormous fan favorite the minute he dons a Penguin sweater.

BREAKING: Roberts and Laraque to Pens, Moore to Wild

TSN.ca has announced that the Pens have just finalized two trades:

Trade 1: The Pens trade forward Daniel Carcillo and an 8th round pick to the Coyotes for 30-year-old enforcer Georges Laraque (TSN link)

Trade 2: The Pens trade defenseman Noah Welch to Florida for 40-year-old forward Gary Roberts (TSN link)

Trade 3: The Pens ship Dominic Moore to Minnesota for a 3rd round draft pick (TSN link)

Laraque fills the need many feel the Penguins had for a tough guy. He also gives relationship advice every week on a radio show in every city he's played in. Sounds like he'll fit right in.

Roberts first laced up the skates for Calgary in 1986 and has scored 424 career goals, with a career high 51 in 1992. He waived his no-trade clause to join the Penguins.

Related:
Georges Laraque Official Website

Saturday Night With the Steelers

I always love when readers send in some quality pics of our sports heroes off the field, and we have a fun gallery for your viewing pleasure today. A bar called Wolfendale's in Indiana hosted "Saturday Night With the Steelers", and it looks like a good time was had by all...especially the Pride of Tiffin, Nate Washington.

Ben Roethlisberger was unavailable for comment. But I'm sure he sent his wide receiver his full support.

Related:

Big Ben Does It Again...With Help From Carson Daly

This May Explain Jeff Reed's Season

When 19 Models Just Won't Do

Many readers have sent in this note from the Las Vegas Review Journal:

"At OPM (Forum Shops at Caesars) on Saturday night for Jerome Bettis' birthday party: Bettis, being presented with a giant yellow-and-black cake (Steelers colors) by 20 beautiful models. Celebrating with their ex-teammate, Clark Haggans, Hines Ward, Vernon Hayes, Willie Parker and James Farrior."

My only question...was it a Bettis Helmet Cake from Giant Eagle?

The Afternoon Killer

Will Gary Roberts be the Penguins' deadline deal?

Tyler Palko and Luke Getsy were, shall we say, less than impressive at the combine. If they want to be the next Bruce Gradkowski, they're going to have to raise their game.

Joe Montana answers all your questions about...hypertension and blood pressure.

Say it ain't so: is Stephen A. Smith moving to SportsCenter?

From the Captain Obvious Department: Barry Bonds won't cooperate in the Mitchell steroid investigation.

Wow, this guy really hates Jason Whitlock.

Here's a countdown of 10 unfair scapegoats in sports. I propose a list of 10 fair scapegoats.

It's Rats Gone Wild in a KFC-Taco Bell in New York City. Don't worry, they're all at least 18.

If you're a girl in South Pakistan, don't let your father use you in a poker game.

Anyone catch Kirsten Dunst's shoulder check on Tobey Maguire on the Oscars last night, and Maguire's cold stare? Probably not. Good thing there's video of it.

Separated at Birth: Ben Roethlisberger's House Edition

Readers think that Big Ben's new place has something in common with other famous houses. After listening to their suggestions, I would have to agree. I think Big Ben's actually filming a horror film in his new place.

Psycho house

The Beetlejuice house

The Addams Family house

The Drink Like a Champion House

A Disastrous Weekend

This weekend was simply a disaster for Pittsburgh sports teams. Pitt lost control of the Big East to Georgetown. The Penguins suffered a bad loss to Tampa Bay. Even the XPlosion lost, dropping their record to 4-30 after a defeat at the hands of the Butt Daredevils. It was pretty depressing all around.

We'll go chronologically, which means the Panthers are first in the firing line. During the game, I made an executive decision. The nickname "T.O" is hereby taken away from Terrell Owens and now bestowed upon Pitt's Mike Cook. There's never a good time for a turnover, but the ridiculous move Cook made with under 30 seconds to go was the topper, passing up an open shot for a pass, which, you guessed it, was stolen by a Hoya. Game, set, match, drive home safely. The only thing that held me back from launching the remote through the TV screen was the fact that I'd have to buy my father a new TV.

I thought for a brief instance that I was Marty McFly, as I watched Pitt lose to a team coached by John Thompson that featured Patrick Ewing. Who's next on the schedule, Rollie Massimino and Villanova? The way Pitt is playing, they wouldn't beat them either.

As you can tell, I'm down on Pitt right now, despite their incredible RPI ranking of 6. When you take an honest look at their results, they've only defeated one team in the RPI top 20: the same Georgetown team they just lost to (16th).

The Panthers have picked the wrong time to put it in reverse. They have zero momentum right now. I don't think they've looked the same since that shellacking at the hands of Louisville. Even their wins over Washington and Seton Hall were much tougher than they should have been. If Jamie Dixon doesn't get this team straightened out soon, we could be shown the door in an early round once again this year.

Pitt has nothing on the Penguins, though. The Pens' 5-1 loss in the land of Jon Gruden, Bubba the Love Sponge and Dwight Gooden was one of their worst efforts of the season. In fact, they've only suffered two four-goal losses all year, and both were at the hands of the Carolina Hurricanes.

Watching their offense was like watching the Steelers' offense for most of the 2006 season: simply no rhythm whatsoever. The Pens could not even get near the net, let alone get shots off: 4 in the 1st, 10 in the 2nd, 4 in the 3rd. Ugh. This was one of the most difficult Penguin game to watch in a long, long time.

Tampa Bay continues their ownership of the Penguins, having now beaten them an amazing 12 times in a row. Jocelyn Thibault gave up three goals on 12 shots and was given the hook in the second period for MAF. But Fleury made little difference, because when you can't generate offense, it's hard to win games.

I'm glad the Pens picked now for such a horrible showing, especially after the valentine I wrote to them on Friday. But here are a few other things to consider about Sunday's game:

-Tampa filled the arena to a count of 21,119, or 106.9% full. And I thought it was a baseball town.

-Pirate Zach Duke is now 7-1 in Penguin games he's attended. And last year, Zach Duke was 10-15 in games he started. Maybe he should give up the baseball thing and become the new Penguins goalie.

-NL Batting Champ Freddy Sanchez gave Sid an autographed, inscribed baseball bat. That didn't help with his scoring: he's lit just one lamp in his last 13 games.

-The game had some chippy moments, as Ryan Malone dropped the gloves in the first period and Maxime Talbot threw down twice in the 3rd, including a spat as time expired. Unfortunately, we missed the start of both Talbot fights as a result of FSN not being able to switch cameras like a normal hockey broadcast should.

-The Pens were called for Too Many Men on the Ice in the 3rd period. No, they couldn't score with six guys either.

-Next up: Tuesday vs. the Devils. Maybe you'll see David Puddy there. Well, probably not. But you might see GwenJen.

Also this weekend:

--#1 Ohio State downed #1 Wisconsin, 49-48. Exciting, high-scoring Big Ten basketball at its best. And a classy move by novice OSU basketball fans, who rushed the court. Guys, stick to football. By the way, I think we're getting close to the point that the court will be rushed at the end of each and every college hoops game.

--Corey Dillon wants out of New England. Come on, Steeler fans...who's going to be the first to start the "Let's Sign Dillon" campaign?

--NFL players proposed a "three strikes and your out" conduct policy, as they've tired of the Pac-Men types now populating their fine league. Some of the attendees included Dan Rooney, Marvin Lewis, Lendale White, Steve Smith, and T.J. Houshmandzadeh. When the meeting was over, Houshmandzadeh shined Rooney's shoes with a Terrible Towel.

--Kenny Wiz blames the motorcycle crash for Big Ben's struggles last year. As to who to blame for that horrific picture of Roethlisberger in the article, well, you can only blame Ben for that.

--The Denver Broncos added another chapter to one of the most tragic offseasons of any pro team ever. Running back Damien Nash collapsed at a charity basketball game. The game was a fundraiser for his 25-year-old brother, Darris, who had to have a heart transplant. This comes shortly after the death of Bronco Darrent Williams on January 1.

--Keep sending over those links (mondesishouse@gmail.com) and get an entry in the contest. I'm arranging an all-star link gallery for you to fritter away your Monday afternoon.

Makin It Rain

I'm guessing this is the video PacMan Jones watched for inspiration before his Vegas trip...it's Fat Joe's "Make It Rain" video. The best part is the appearance by R. Kelly, who looks like Dave Chappelle playing R. Kelly (yes, I have video for you). Bring your umbrellas, it's rainin'.

The House That Ben Built

Just in to the tipline, a reader sends along alleged photographs of Ben Roethlisberger's new house. Normally I wouldn't consider where a sports figure lives as news, but the P-G ended that taboo today with their coverage of Mike Tomlin's new digs in Shadyside. I guess info like this is important to Steeler fans, and like the P-G, I'm here to please you, the reader.

(click for full size)

In other Steeler news, Ike Taylor was unfortunately chosen as the player to represent the Steelers on ESPN's Cold Pizza this morning. Cold Pizza is going through each team with a look back at what happened in 2006 and what might happen in 2007.

Why do I say unfortunate? Because Ike Taylor will never be confused with a spokesman on any level whatsoever. Some of his thoughts on the Steelers (and these aren't the exact quotes verbatim, but you get the point):

On their 2006 struggles: "We had a lot of inconsistency. You know, we weren't consistent."

On the hiring of Mike Tomlin as coach: "We have a good front office. They know what they're doing. What have they won, like five Super Bowls?"

Yeaaaah...I think the next time, the Steelers will think about letting Ike talk on live TV before giving him the green light.

Ike also thought that his benching will only make him stronger, because he's been through a lot in his life. Unless you don't believe the stories about his "Uncle Francois" sitting in a truck tire and made a pre-teen Taylor drag him around to the point of exhaustion, keeping him up as late as 2 AM. Or the story about Uncle Francois making Ike chase a rabbit to increase his speed.

Ike Taylor...one of my very favorite Steelers. And to second what he wished for the 2007 season, I hope he does become a shut down corner.

What You Want to See

Here's the best submissions received over the last 24 hours...there's no way I could post every one of them, but I present a few of the articles you think your fellow readers would enjoy...

Shadyside, welcome your new neighbor...Mike Tomlin.

The Georges Laraque to the Pens rumors are heating up.

Is Vijay Singh the next Tim Hardaway? With video...yay!

Coming to a golf course near you: the traveling Caddyshack road show, hosted by Lacey Underalls.

Does Jack Wilson look like a British rapper?

What law firm would represent PacMan Jones? A firm that will have a client for life.

Michael Irvin's having a tough time finding some work. Maybe he could replace Lamar Thomas as a Miami broadcaster.

Page 2 checks in with former "America's hottest athletes" Amanda Beard, Jennie Finch and Heather Mitts.

Brown U. is hot on the trail of one of the former Duke lacrosse players. By the way, Duke lacrosse will have their Saturday opener broadcast on ESPNU.

If you have an extra $5,000 laying around, why not invest it on a Tarvaris Jackson football card?

One reader thought this was a great headline. I'm sure you'd agree.

Nothing like catching the biggest squid of all time to brighten your day.

Here's five ways to kill a movie franchise.

Ray Emery Likes to Punch

Thanks the high heavens for YouTube, so I can post this clip from last night's Senators-Sabres matchup/rumble. Just remember, Ray Emery is a big boxing fan, so it wasn't too wise for Martin Biron to challenge him.

Best...Goal...Ever

That's Sidney in his Rimouski days, with one of the most unreal goals you will ever see.

How Far We've Come

When you look at the 2006-07 Pittsburgh Penguins season, it's pretty remarkable. And I'm not just talking about the spectacular 33-18-9 record or the 75 points (3rd in the East). Everyone had high hopes for this team, but not this soon. When you look back at the early script for this season, it looks like a re-write at this point.

The hot preseason topic was whether or not to keep rookie Jordan Staal on the roster. As he lit his 25th lamp tonight, you wonder how the idea of not keeping him was even a remote possibility. I'd say the Pens made the right call in this personnel matter.

We move to the first game, where prospective owner Jim Balsillie dropped by to check in on his potential investment. He certainly made an impression in the booth, where he dropped an s-bomb on live TV. What a symbolic way to ultimately remember his flirtation with our city.

From the opening whistle of this season, this team exceeded expectations. They led off with an old-fashioned butt-kicking of the big, bad Philadelphia Flyers, shutting them out 4-0 in front of a raucous Pittsburgh crowd. The game would serve as a fitting start to a 7-0 record against the Broad Street Babies this year.

The opener was a big night for Marc-Andre Fleury, who would mature greatly in his third season. Fleury brought a career record of 17-41-2 and a 3.41 goals-against average into the campaign, numbers he's improved upon greatly. He currently stands at 29-13, with a 2.92 goals-against. Despite his recent "break" given by Michel Therrien, Fleury has solidified the position for this team for years to come.

The opening night lineup featured dead weight like John LeClair and Andre Roy, both of whom were put out of their misery and traded in for newer models. And don't forget, we had to wait five games for the unveiling of Evgeni Malkin in a regular season game. 29 goals and 38 assists later, and I'd say he's adapted to life in the Burgh quite well.

There are feel-good stories all around. Sergei Gonchar is to be praised for his 50 points and his off-the-ice mentoring of Malkin, even if he's not exactly qualified to give him lessons on what to wear.

Mark Recchi's made everyone forget the locker room friction of last season, with 22 goals (including #500) and 60 points at age 39. Ryan Whitney has come into his own, as he ranks fifth on the team in scoring. Eric Christensen is a shootout wizard. Michel Therrien was on the verge of being canned, now there's Coach of the Year talk. Mark Eaton is so beloved by fans that he gets his own photoshop contest. And Ronald Petrovicky will knock you out.

The most amazing part of this story and this season is that I've been able to write eight paragraphs and not mention Sid. This team has come so far in such a short span of time that the face of the NHL can experience a little goal slump and the players around him are good enough to overcome it. He is better than advertised, he's leading the league in scoring, and he's a polite, mannerly guy. He's a breath of fresh air in a world of PacMan Jones, Tank Johnson, and the Cincinnati Bengals. You'll never see him flying to Vegas and showering strippers with $81,000 in a garbage bag. He knows how to handle himself, and he's the perfect man to lead this team into the journey they're embarking on.

I know I haven't mentioned all of the great stories surrounding this squad. That would take way too many words to describe. But the highs feel even better when you consider the obstacles the team battles on a regular basis: the perception of Crosby as a whiner; the perceived return of the "garage league" in the way the game is called by the refs; and to a lesser extent (but important to Penguin fans), getting proper recognition and national coverage, especially when the "worldwide leader" doesn't seem to care much about the sport (geez, ESPN can't even get the right Penguins logo for their playoff matchup simulator!). What doesn't kill the Penguins makes them stronger. For all the hatred spewed from jealous teams, jealous coaches, jealous players, and jealous fans, the Pens have risen up to overcome the road blocks. That will only make this dangerous team even more formidable down the road.

For people waiting for the postseason to see something "special" happen, open your eyes. It's already going on around you. This team has already had a storybook season, regardless of what happens in the playoffs. This team is ready. They expect to win. We're lucky to watch them on a nightly basis. I believe there's a phrase for what this feels like:

The Pens did a nice job tonight pulling out a win at a place where they've traditionally struggled. Thibault played well, Colby saved the day, and the Pens are two points richer as a result. Next up is Tampa Bay at 5 PM on Sunday. Make sure to watch. You'll want to be a witness. The script has many more acts to follow.

Fantasy Baseball League

Loyal reader Adam has created a Mondesi Fantasy Baseball League for the upcoming season. So for anyone interested, click here for the Yahoo Fantasy Baseball homepage, then join a custom league, and enter the league ID #, which is 103388. The password is Raul. The league name is Mondesi's House Baseball. It's free to play, so take a shot at knocking off the resident PSU fanatic and other Mondesi readers.

Your Daily Time-Killing Fix

ESPN gives major love to the Penguins, ranking them 2nd in their Power Rankings. We're coming for that #1 spot, Buffalo.

The Kevan Barlow Era comes to an unceremonious end in New York. And this time he can't blame Coach Hitler.

The relationship between Mike Lange and FSN Pittsburgh sounds worse than Marty Schottenheimer and A.J. Smith in San Diego, if that's at all possible.

SI.com says the Pens are digging Bryan Smolinski.

Reggie Bush is your newest Gold Toe dress socks pitchman. Yeah, that taunting call against the Bears really tainted his image.

Manny Ramirez, antique auto auctioneer. Oh, that's just Manny being Manny. By the way, can we start a "Just Jose Being Jose" line to excuse Castillo's brain lapses this season? Maybe when he starts averaging 42 HR/135 RBI per year.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that ESPN's NASCAR coverage has been a bit much.

Check out Bishop State CC, where they had a 67-year-old disabled grandmother receiving athletic scholarships to play three sports there just months before she died. A three-sport granny? Sounds like a five-star recruit! Where were you on this one, Wanny?

A pack of ciggies is now running at $125 in California prisons. And just think, they're only a few bucks at Sheetz. That's the cost of living in certain areas.

A great video mash-up: "Batman vs. Superman: You Know How I Know You're Gay?", mixing a Justice League cartoon with the famous 40 Year Old Virgin scene.

The Lonesome Goalie

Penguins coach Michel Therrien found his fall guy for the end of the Pens' recent consecutive points streak, and his name is Marc-Andre Fleury. Therrien becomes another in a long line of Pittsburgh coaches publicly criticizing their key contributors, as he's obviously watched many a tape of Bill Cowher brow-beating kickers and punters during his tenure as Steeler coach.

If only Fleury could have held off the Isles for another 27 seconds on Monday, we might not have this discussion. Of course, MAF did allow five other goals, so he didn't exactly help his own cause in that President's Day disappointment.

I'm a Fleury fan. I enjoy his play, I enjoy his personality, I like the guy a lot. He's one of my favorites on the team. Although it may seem I was recently critical of him, that wasn't the intention. I just noticed a few obvious statistical similarities. He is the present and the future between the pipes for the flightless birds. But I think he needs a break, both mentally and physically. This is one tired dude.

For evidence, I ask you to look at the Pens' recent 14-0-2 run. Now examine the final scores. They weren't exactly blowing teams out of the arena. In fact, they played beyond regulation seven times in those games, with two ending in OT and five others ending in shootouts. These were pressure-packed matchups with a playoff urgency and intensity, and he's forced to punch the clock for OT seven times to boot. That's a lot to put on a goalie who is still very, very young in the grand scheme of things.

So MAF will sit by his lonesome, like the sad player pictured below, and ponder life, hockey, and the pursuit of the Canadian Dream tonight at Florida. But don't look at it as a controversy. Fleury is the undisputed man. As he goes, so go the Penguins. Let him clear his head, give Thibault some work, and hopefully we'll have a tandem playing in high gear long into the spring.

Browns are Cursed, PacMan in Trouble, Stu Scott Pink Eye, Smizik's list, OJ Royalties, Simpsons Movie, More Britney

The curse of the Cleveland Browns goes on. It looks like their big free agent splurge of 2006, Lecharles Bentley, might miss 2007 as well.

Charlie Weis is claiming that surgeons accidentally left a nurse inside him during his 2002 gastric bypass surgery. Makes sense.

Did PacMan really threaten to kill a stripper at NBA All Star Weekend?

Stuart Scott has pink eye (yes, there's a picture). Boo-ya!

Brace yourselves: Bob Smizik did a list. And it's about the Penguins.

Ron Goldman wants OJ's 39 cents of royalties from Naked Gun movies. So if OJ mails it to him using a 39-cent stamp, he'll actually lose money on the deal.

A British soldier's postcard just arrived---92 years after he sent it. I don't ever want to hear another joke about the USPS being slow.

James Brown will finally be buried, about two months after he died. Howard K. Stern is claiming he is James' father.

Britney buzz theory: she cut off her hair because K-Fed was going to have it tested for drugs. She also turned up at LA's Mondrian Hotel in an electric blue wig, shaving her legs at the pool and crying.

How about a trifecta of wake-up call videos for those of you just stumbling out of bed at noon:

We have a guy shooting a slingshot at his sleeping roommate's forehead

We have another guy using fireworks to wake his sleeping buddy

And finally, the old "put a table over the guy, scream, and have him his head" move.

Here's the new, extended trailer for the Simpsons movie this summer. Remember, there are three members of the Pirate family in this movie, so it might not be that good.

Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Worse...

...the Pirates were treated to a motivational speaker. Let's see if you can guess who Team Tracy OK'd to address the group.

Tony Robbins? Wrong. Lance Armstrong? Nope. Bill Cowher? Not even close.

The correct answer is Dick Vitale.

That's right, the schtickiest announcer of all-time brought 15 minutes of in-your-face energy to the Pirates' pitchers and catchers on Tuesday afternoon. He covered a wide range of topics, including Duke vs. North Carolina, North Carolina vs. Duke, the ACC, Mike Krzyzewski, Dean Smith, Tyler Hansbrough, Roy Williams, Christian Laettner, Grant Hill and Michael Jordan.

OK, so he didn't go into depth about Duke-UNC. But he did speak from the heart in an emotional discussion that he volunteered for.

Vitale said: "How many guys feel sorry for themselves ... and pout ... and sulk ... and quit? You can't do that! Do you have any idea how many people would love to be where you are as major-league ballplayers?"

Apparently, Dick doesn't watch much Pirate baseball. We've seen players feel sorry for themselves, pout, sulk, and quit since 1993. In fact, I thought that was the Pirate motto at one point.

That was a nice gesture by Dicky V. But I'm just a little jaded on Pirate optimism at this stage of the game. However, if his talk actually inspires Salomon Torres, Humberto Cota or John Grabow to a great season, then I say bring him back every year.

New Link Contest & Crosby WINNER!

This week's "link submission contest" update...

This week's winner, just chosen at random from all the entries, is GREG T.

Greg will receive the Beckett graded Sidney Crosby one of a kind rookie card.
Congrats to Greg and thanks to all who submitted entries.


This week, due to the interest this contest is generating, the amount of prizes gets upped. More people need rewarded. So keep those links comin'.

The grand prize: an autographed 8x10 photo of Bill Mazeroski's 1960 World Series Home Run!

2nd prize:

Not one, not two, but FIVE Sidney Crosby Upper Deck rookie cards! One person gets all 5!

3rd prize:

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ARod-Jeter Break up, Pillow Fight League, Castillo vs Wilson, Chesney Not Gay, Stallone Mullet, Britney's Wig

Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter have broken up. That will be one tricky divorce settlement.

If you thought Shawn Chacon was unstoppable last year, just wait until you see his secret weapon in 2007: arthritis.

Welcome the newest pro sports organization...the Pillow Fight League. Pittsburgh was rumored to get a franchise, but our local officials can't put together a plan for a suitable Pillow Fighting arena.

There's another new league starting up...the Israel Baseball League. The Pirates are predicted to finish last in that league too.

Jack Wilson and Jose Castillo met privately to discuss Jack's comments a few weeks back. Jose basically said he doesn't care, and I'm not surprised. I don't think he really cares about much of anything.

Ron Cook says PSU basketball is abysmal, but does anyone care? Ron obviously has never met board regular Adam.

Dominic Rhodes got a DUI. He put some lives in danger, sure. But the important question is how this will affect the Colts backfield next season.

I received an email from artist Jim deMaine, who turns out to be the artist behind the Bill Cowher art featured recently. Jim offers a variety of original sports art, including various Steelers, MJ, Lance Armstrong, and many more. Check out his online store here for the full line.

Kenny Chesney says he's not gay, contrary to numerous reports by the Sports Pickle.

Ron Rivera goes from potential head coach to linebackers coach in a few short weeks. Time to fire that agent, Double R.

Michael Jordan is certainly not gay. In fact, he's so cool that his lady walks 10 paces behind him.

Here's a controversial list of the best sports movies ever. When I say controversial, I mean there are some absolute dogs here. Nacho Libre, Dodgeball, and in the top 10...Space Jam?

Corporate fat cats are jumping off the luxury box bandwagon. If there's one way to impress a client, it's feeling the electricity of a Pirate game.

Here's the most awesome sports moves ever. This list starts with charging the mound and ends with the Tiger Punch from Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Pathetic video game player as I was, I could never beat Tyson, even though my cousin could literally beat him with his eyes closed.

Sly Stallone is rocking the mullet while being busted with HGH. Hey, you have to keep up with Drago.

Sly may be mulletized, but at least he's not shaving his head and now wearing a wig, a la Britney. By the way, you can now buy Britney's hair for the low price of a million dollars.

Pitt Wins, Pens Lose, NBA All Stars, More Video

Sorry about the lack of goods on Monday. Hopefully you passed the time by clicking on some of the excellent links you sent this weekend. Which reminds me, the Sid card contest winner is announced on Wednesday, so make a last push and send in your best links!

But I digress. It's time to get up to speed with a busy Monday of sports.

--I caught the Pens-Isles game (with a fine recap by the P-G's Empty Netters, by the way), and I was disappointed with the outcome. But it was just a matter of time until "the streak" would come to an end. One issue I had with the streak is when people referred to it as an "unbeaten streak"; the flaw in that statement being that the Pens did lose during the streak. Unless I'm wrong, and "Montreal 4, Pittsburgh 3" now counts towards an unbeaten streak. But I certainly didn't see any Pens celebrating that day. National media members: it's a POINTS STREAK. Learn the rules of the game, please.

--As for the actual game, Ryan Malone scored a hat trick, which goes under the category of "borderline-amazing". I'd be less surprised to see Crosby score eight goals in a game. Speaking of Sidney, he added not one, but four assists. Mark Recchi chipped in with two goals. The offense certainly made the trip to the Island. Scoring five times on Rick Dipietro should be enough to pick up a "W", but not when your goaltender/defense gives up six. Marc-Andre Fleury has an interesting season stat line: he's fourth in the league in wins, yet ranks a lowly 25th in goals-against average and 21st in save percentage. His stats remind me of Randy Johnson, circa 2006, with the Yankees: 17 wins and an ERA of 5; the similarity being that the Penguins, much like the Yankees, light up the scoreboard on a nightly basis, not only bailing out Johnson/Fleury from losses, but garnering them wins in the process. The Pens are 2nd in the NHL in goals per game; the Yankees topped the majors in runs scored. Let's hope that's where the similarities end with these teams, because the Yankees' campaign did not end on a high note.

--Pitt, now ranked 8th, squeaked out a closer-than-necessary three-point win over Seton Hall in Jersey. The Panthers were playing sans one Aaron Gray, who was there nonetheless, rocking a sweet adidas warmup and cheering on his comrades.

Can Pitt ever start a game with a lead? Ever? 3-2 gives way to 5-2 which moves to 9-2 and grows to 14-4 in a matter of minutes. This is one trend that simply has to go away before the postseason rolls around. I know that Pitt usually outlasts teams with their depth, but the deeper they go into March, the deeper their opponents will go as well. Pitt is not a team that will score in bunches and at will, which is a recipe for another early exit if they continue to dig early holes.

I realize that Grayzilla was riding the pines, but Pitt struggled more than they should have with a team sporting a 3-10 record in the Big East. Pitt is a TOP 10 TEAM. This was a division bottom feeder. If Gray is that important to Pitt's team (and I'm pretty sure he is), I hope that ankle heals quickly.

Jamie Dixon scored his 100th career win tonight, so hats off to the man. It must be sweet redemption to succeed so well so fast, especially when Skip Prosser was the guy Pitt really wanted for the job. But if he wants to stave off 100 losses, he needs to introduce Mike Cook to the bench more often. Cook is the college basketball version of the 2006 Steelers: a turnover machine. He rang up five of them tonight, fresh off the four he had in the Louisville loss. In between, he had a 15-point, 4-rebound, 1-turnover assist against Washington. Efforts like that show the upside he displays just enough to make Dixon keep him on the floor.

Pitt closes with three ranked opponents: at #12 Georgetown, #18 WVU, and at #16 Marquette. The Panthers stand at 24-4 and 11-2 in the Big Easy. Panther Nation is hoping Aaron Gray is back and The 100 Win Man can right the ship ASAP.

--I was really looking forward to the NBA All Star Game on Sunday. I thought there would be some real one-upsmanship between such mega-egos as Kobe, Agent Zero, and T-Mac. But the game was a few hours of missed alley-oops, ugly shots, and errant passes.

The highlight of the weekend was the NBA.com article that wrapped up the Celebrity Game on Friday night. Check out this sentence in the last paragraph:

"Among the many other notables in attendance tonight were Giants outfielder Barry Bonds, Mya, Ronald McDonald, tennis legend Boris Becker, Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman with his traveling entourage of showgirls, a handful of WNBA All-Stars and more. "

OK, back it up. The potential all-time home run king is mentioned in the same breath as a fringe R&B singer who peaked five years ago, a sideshow mayor, and a fictional clown. Don't tell me the media, even the NBA media, doesn't hate Barry. I only wonder why HE would be caught at such an event.

--A reader points out some Mondesi-bashing in the Pittsburgh blogosphere. Some site called "Just Sayin" was critical of yours truly for the GwenJen saga of a few weeks back. To quote said blogger:

"I would like to weigh in about the rediculous Mondesi's House non-story of Evgeni Malkin posing with some busted sixes outside the Igloo or wherever. Seriously, the picture is innocuous, the girls aren't hot and it doesn't come anywhere close to comparing with drunken quarterbacks. Drunken quarterbacks aren't really a story either. Stop it, you're hurting us."

Yeah, that non-story was pretty rediculous, I'll give you that. But do you know what's even more rediculous? A site that writes about how boring another site is. But they link to Mondesi's House, which means at some point one of their authors was a fan. So they can't be that bad. They just have high expectations. I'm sorry we failed to see eye-to-eye on this important matter.

*FYI, the GwenJen trilogy was one of the top-5 most visited features of all time. Hits were well over five figures. So someone thinks they're interesting, even if Just Sayin' doesn't.

--No action yet on the $6,000 Sidney Crosby autographed chair. If it sells, I'll be booking an appointment with a furniture maker in the area very soon to capitalize on the craze, because that's about 10 times the price of an autographed Sid sweater.

--A lot of people clicked on the Penn State snowball fight/brawl video, so here's another entertaining clip from the increasingly-watchable break.com: a kid getting awaken with flying pizza on his head, then smacked across the face with a bottle of Aquafina when he voices his displeasure. Sophomoric, yes. But who among us hasn't attempted a similar prank in their heyday?

It's a Hockey Afternoon in Pittsburgh

Don't forget that the Pens are taking on Jason Blake and the Islanders at 1 PM this afternoon in a President's Day matchup. Late in the 1st period, the Pens have a 1-0 lead on a Ryan Malone goal. (live ESPN scoreboard here)

After the game, check back for thoughts, analysis, and pondering whether or not anyone will buy this $6,000 Sidney Crosby autographed chair.

Penn State Snowball Fight/Brawl '07

Here's a highly entertaining video from Penn State of a snowball fight/brawl/riot, complete with a bodyslam from an unnamed 6'4", 344-pound Nittany Lion defensive end. Pitt and Penn State fans, start your commenting engines.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=228577

Pens Wins Again, Most Hated Pgh Sports Figures, Naked Clevelander, Dead Arms, Britney Shaves Her Noggin

The Pens win again, 5-4 over the Devils, again letting the opponent back into the game and proving my Pens=Kobe theory correct again. They're just toying with you, New Jersey.

Pitt takes on Washington at 2 PM (ESPN) at the Pete. Paramedics are on hand to make sure the Panthers have a pulse before taking the floor.

The 14 most reviled Pittsburgh sports figures are counted down. I would keep many of the same players, but the ranking is highly debatable.

Here's the 10 best soundbites from the NBA All Star Game. My favorite?

10. Arenas on another firestorm he caused recently, vowing to score 50 points against Portland and falling 41 short:
"Everybody's talking about the nine, but I still actually have one more game against them. That's not out the window."

50 things you'll never hear a Cleveland fan say. Actually, #15 is wrong. Jeff Garcia did date a Playmate and live in Cleveland simultaneously.

Bill Simmons liveblogs a 20-year-old NBA All Star game. At least he's talking about something he knows about and not college hoops.

On the topic of Cleveland bashing, here's a naked Clevelander who looks like Phil Margera running around in the snow during a TV interview. (if it doesn't load, type naked man in the search box)

This is a few days old, but all the Pirates' dead arms of drafts gone by have congregated at Spring Training. Soon to join them: 2006 1st rounder Brad Lincoln, with the words "Tommy John" mentioned today by Dejan.

This can only be summarized by the title: "The Steakhouse Incident". Not for the weak-stomached.

A pretty awesome prank pulled by students at Darmouth. It takes about 2 minutes for any real action to occur, but hang in there, it's worth the wait.

The much-discussed, Beyonce-covered SI swimsuit issue is out. ESPN's cover this week? Text about John Amaechi being gay. I wonder which magazine sells better?

Britney ignores the '70s guide to hairstyles and shaves her head.

Gisele Strips, Golic Ate Bad PB, Pippen Returns, NFL Mock Draft, Who Plays Anna Nicole, 70s Haircuts

Many a reader sent over the tidbit that Tom Brady squeeze/supermodel Gisele is now taking stripper classes for his enjoyment.

Looks like Mike Golic ate a little too much of the Salmonella-flavored peanut butter

The readers of "ESPN Conversation" take on the CBS-Bill Cowher marriage. Our favorite family man can now spend about 20 weekends with his family...Boomer Cowher, Shannon Cowher, Dan Cowher...

Are the playmaker's days with ESPN numbered? Admit it, you'd miss him.

Scottie Pippen is considering a comeback. Seriously.

SI's Snap-judging Don Banks gives us a new NFL mock draft, with the Steelers trading their first-round pick to Washington for T.J. Duckett. Wait, that's John Clayton's mock draft.

$126 million dollar man Barry Zito decides now is a good time to tinker with his mechanics. What in the name of Hilary Duff is going on here?

Skippy Reed is wishing everyone a Happy Valentine's Day.

Much like their characters, it looks like the ratings for Lost have disappeared.

New Mexico's newest innovation in the battle against durnk driving? Talking urinal cakes.

The 10 Greatest Interviews in WWF/WWE history, with video. This takes me back to the days when my idea of happiness was saving up enough cash for a Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestling figure. (warning: this page has been taking a loooooong time to load)

Charlize Theron the early favorite to play Anna Nicole Smith in the inevitable biopic. Howard Stern will not be playing Howard K. Stern.

If you're in need of a new hairstyle, consult this scan of a 1970s Ebony magazine. Being a businessman, I personally have chosen "the executive" for my new look.