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10/20/2008

PIRATES HIRE JOE KERRIGAN AS PITCHING COACH

The Pirates managed to steal some headlines from the Steelers, Penguins, and Panthers today, as they named Joe Kerrigan as their new pitching coach.

Kerrigan was a first-round pick of the Expos in 1974, made his MLB debut in 1976, and played in the bigs until 1980. He began his coaching career in 1983 with the Expos as a bullpen coach, where he stayed until 1987. He then worked in the Montreal minor league system until 1992, getting promoted to Expos pitching coach from 1992-96.

In 1997, Kerrigan joined Boston as their pitching coach, later moving to the manager position vacated by Jimy Williams' firing in August 2001. Kerrigan managed the final 43 games of the season (going 17-26) and was replaced by Grady Little in the offseason.

From 2003-2004, Kerrigan was the pitching coach for the Philadelphia Phillies, and was the New York Yankees' bullpen coach in 2006 and 2007. Most recently, Kerrigan was a TV personality for the Phillies.

Kerrigan is known for his work with Pedro Martinez in Boston. Other pitchers who worked under Kerrigan include Mariano Rivera, Brett Myers, Kevin Millwood, Tim Wakefield, Derek Lowe, Dennis Eckersley, Bret Saberhagen, Dennis Martinez, David Cone, Hideo Nomo, and John Wetteland. Hopefully he can favorably add the names "Ian Snell" and "Tom Gorzelanny" to his resume once his time in Pittsburgh is over.

7/29/2008

PITTSBURGH FAN THE FACE OF ESPN

Know this young fella? If not, you will soon. His name is Steve Braband, he's 25, and he's the face of ESPN's new live advertising campaign.

The campaign, which promotes the revamped, live Sportscenter (debuting August 11), kicked off this past Sunday and features Braband in 25 30-second live ads over 15 days - at least 375 ads in all.
According to the official website, Steve is "all about Pittsburgh - Steelers, Penguins, and, no matter how much they try to hurt me, the Pirates."
And according to a few emails I've received, Steve is a big Mondesi's House fan, which immediately scores points with yours truly.
Steve lived in Pittsburgh for 15 years, and recently filmed a spot with Kordell Stewart. Nice timing! I hope he had time to vote in this morning's tightly-contested poll.
Steve, who once worked for the Pirates, beat out 160 staffers who showed up for an open casting call. He'll be required to film spots whenever ESPN feels like it, which means waking him up and catching him coming out of the shower is fair game.
For his trouble, Steve will receive...no extra money in addition to his normal salary.
But the greater payoff could be down the road, as told to the USA Today by ESPN senior vice president Katie Lacey: "He'll go back to his regular life. Or get his own show. We'll see what happens."
So congratulations and best of luck to one of our own hitting the big time. We'll be watching for those Pittsburgh shout-outs!
Steveislive.com [Steve is Live]

7/25/2008

THE 1988 TOPPS PIRATES

As an 11-year-old, I made the huge financial miscalculation of spending $30 on a complete set of 1988 Topps baseball cards at Phantom of the Attic at Parkway Center. At the time, it was the purchase of a lifetime; no longer would I have to bust open packs and be disappointed when I got my fifth copy of Steve Jeltz. I would have all 792 cards at my disposal.
Today, I see that 1988 Topps baseball card sets are available on eBay for a current bid of .15, likely due to the fact that they're still probably printing them to this day.

Despite their worthless status, I still love my '88 Topps. So you can imagine my excitement when someone came up with a blog devoted to nothing but 1988 Topps:

We're celebrating the 20th anniversary of one of the great classic baseball card sets, 1988 Topps. We're going through all 792 cards one by one, posting bits about what makes the card awesome and cool stats about the player or team featured on the card. PLUS, we're giving away ALL the cards we post! Keep your eye out for new contests about once a week.

As a favor to all you Pirate fans, I found the "Pirates" tag, which chronicles each and every '88 Topps Pirate they've covered so far. The memories of Felix Fermin, Al Pedrique and Vincente Palacios came flooding back. If only I had a rock-hard stick of Topps bubble gum to chew while I read this.

1988 Topps Pirates [88Topps.blogspot.com]

WELCOME DEJAN



I've been remiss in not officially welcoming the Dejan Kovacevic to the Blogosphere with his new site, the PBC Blog, although if I were him I would've probably gone for a name like "The Honey Dejan Pirates Blog".

I assume since he is now a blogger he will be required to move into his parents' basement and post while in his pajamas, like all the rest of us do on a daily basis. But I somehow doubt that's going to happen.
So check out his blog; it's another great asset for Pirate fans, and he has the added advantage of being an insider. I know that Scott Boras is not calling me for a half-hour to chat.

THE DAVE PARKER MASK AT GREAT LENGTH

Our first link today from reader Steve B. is something you'll all enjoy - an entire article about Dave Parker's famous "hockey mask" phase of his career which happened as a result of a fractured jaw and cheekbone.
It was a photographer's dream, giving the guys covering normal, drab game action an opportunity to spice up their photos with a prop so unique that grown men are taking off work to talk about it some 30 years later.

Aggh! It's Dave Parker at the plate! [ESPN]

7/06/2008

A.J.: THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES ARE MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS

by A.J.
from 105.9 The X

So far this Pirates season hasn’t exactly incited the fever of a pennant race, but at least the Bucs have been flirting with that ever-elusive .500 mark for awhile now. As far as Pittsburgh baseball goes, that’s kind of like a pennant race. A sad and demented pennant race, but we’ll inhale a deep breath of mediocrity whenever we can sniff it. When the Pirates last had a season ending record above .500, I was just a single young man away for my first year of college, full of piss and vinegar. These days I’m still a single man, but in my 30s and mostly full of just piss.

I don’t really complain about bachelor life because it isn’t for lack of trying. Much like the Bucs’ quest to draft a blue chip player, I’ve just never found the perfect mate. When it comes to girlfriends I’ve made plenty of bad personnel decisions, let too many talented prospects slip by, and didn’t have the payroll to keep the ones I really wanted. I am the Dave Littlefield of dating.

Lately, I’ve come to realize that my dating life for the past 15 years and Pittsburgh Pirates baseball mirror each other in a strange and somewhat symbolic way. I think some of my ex-girlfriends are very much like ex-Pittsburgh Pirates. Here are a few of the women that I have dated and their Pirate player equivalent.

The Bitter Break Up
She’s the girl who still causes your blood pressure to increase with just the mere mention of her name. Your relationship was both rocky and passionate. When things were good between you, they were really good. When things were bad, they were just plain ugly. After one last tumultuous fight, she leaves you for a guy with more money… or better looks… or who has less of a criminal record. You rejoice years later when you see that she got fat and has four kids to three different fathers.

The Ex-Girlfriend - Her name was Jenn (with two N’s). She was attractive. Like, out of my league attractive. She was also high maintenance and loved to argue. I was willing to look past her surliness because of her obvious “talents”, but eventually she grew tired of me and moved on to date a new guy (who I’m pretty sure had a sizable trust fund). Regardless, it did make me feel warm inside years later when I found out that she became a stripper to support a coke habit.

The Ex-Pirate - Barry Bonds

We loved him (Perhaps the greatest pure talent to wear a Pirates uniform). We hated his attitude (He threw a pizza at poor RJ Reynolds). We’ll never forgive him for that lousy throw (it was Sid Bream for crying out loud). Eventually he left us for more money and took his demons with him. While it feels great to boo him, the little steroid problem and his lack of a World Series ring are icing on our hateful cake… but we’re not bitter.

The Party Girl
She was the life of the party. The girl you called at 2AM and she always picked up the phone. Your relationship with her involved both copious amounts of alcohol and nudity. Your time together was fast, furious, and lasted about as long as an Adam LaRoche hitting streak. She never met your mother.

The Ex-Girlfriend – Her name was Kristy. She was a bleach blond part time waitress at Hooters. Everybody liked her. Our relationship consisted of drinking four or five nights a week and then hooking up afterwards. I knew she’d been around the block a few times, but it didn’t bother me. Aside from the wretched shots of Sambuca she would buy me, she was truly the perfect girlfriend. However, it had to end before my liver filed for divorce. So as quickly as it started, it ended with no hard feelings between us. She had another happy hour to go to and I had an AA meeting to attend.

The Ex-Pirate - Kenny Lofton.

Everybody loved Kenny. Speaking of having been around the block, you look up the term journeyman in the baseball dictionary and it says “See: Kenny Lofton”. He was one of the few past-their-prime free agents that ended up being fairly productive during his stint in a Bucco’s uniform, but it didn’t last. There were other teams out there for him to play for. He’d already been around the league with the Astros, Braves, Indians, White Sox, and Giants. So, off he went to the Cubs (then the Yankees, Phillies, Dodgers, Rangers, etc.).

The Bitch
We’ve all dated one and afterwards scratched our heads and wondered why we put up with her for so long. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Perhaps we mistook her bad attitude as moxy. Regardless, things were better without her and as we found out after she was gone, none of our friends liked her either.

The Ex-Girlfriend – Jen (with one N). I was somehow deceptively convinced that she was the perfect woman and carried on a relationship with her for months. It wasn’t until after we broke up that I realized the amount of misery she had inflicted. Not only did she spend most of her time complaining about my apartment, clothes, friends, car, etc., but she also managed to give most of my baseball card collection to her little brother and throw away my high school letter jacket. She still owes me $350. Considering she borrowed it in 1998, I don’t think I’ll be getting repaid anytime soon.

The Ex-Pirate – Jason Kendall

Jason Kendall had us fooled. We thought he was the player we couldn’t live without. We thought he was the heart and soul of the team. Perhaps we thought wrong. While he was perceived as a “leave nothing on the field” type of player, he also was a clubhouse cancer. Notorious for greeting new players to the team with a hearty “Welcome to Hell”, he was also perturbed by Jack Wilson’s youthful enthusiasm, and built a shrine in his buddy Pat Meares’ locker as a display of disgust towards team management. As a predominately single-hitting catcher, he was paid a power hitter’s salary and for years his bloated contract prevented the financially strapped Pirates from spending on other more pressing needs. And to think, we actually felt bad about that ankle injury.

The Ex That You Got Back Together With
You used to date her and then split up. After she was gone, you realized that you missed her. Why not give it another chance? It has to be better the second time. It wasn’t.

The Ex-Girlfriend – Her name was Dana. We dated during college for a few months before we decided to call it quits. She would be spending a semester studying in France, while I spent a semester in a Milwaukee’s Best induced stupor perfecting the spin move on NHL ’95 for Sega. She returned from her semester abroad and we decided to give it another shot, but things weren’t the same the second time around. She kept comparing everything to Europe and I kept thinking about how much I preferred Sega.

The Ex-Pirate – Joe Randa

In 1997, the Pirates acquired The Joker as part of a trade that sent Jeff King and Jay Bell to Kansas City. He hit a respectable .302 with 60 RBIs during that season (which also happened to be the last time the Bucs were in any kind of a pennant race). So naturally, the Pirates decided to leave him unprotected in the expansion draft the following year; they then watched him get picked up by Arizona and promptly traded to Detroit. Obviously undervalued his first time in Pittsburgh, the Pirates brought him back to play third base in 2006 (Randa banked $4 million bucks for the one year deal). The only problem was that the second time around he wasn’t quite the same player. Yet, the Pirates continued to start him ahead of a promising young prospect named Freddy Sanchez. Fortunately for Freddy, Joe Randa suffered an injury (probably while on the way to a buffet) that allowed Sanchez to finally see some playing time and subsequently go on to win the NL batting title.

The Tease
She loved the attention and led you on just enough to make you keep coming back, but just when things started to get good, she always got cold. There was always a “wait until next time” or “not right now”. You kept trying in hopes of hitting pay dirt, but the day never came.

The Ex-Girlfriend – Heather. She was a cute cocktail waitress at Rosebud who I probably never would have even had to courage to ask out had she not offered me her phone number. She would constantly flirt and toy with me. Foolishly, I spent nearly two months pursuing her with nothing to show for it. Dinners, backstage passes to concerts, and tickets to a Penguins playoff game all wasted. I was the equivalent of Butters at Raisins. It wasn’t until after I finally gave up that a friend of hers told me that Heather already had a boyfriend… who she happened to live with.

The Ex-Pirate – Oliver Perez

Ollie came to town as part of the Brian Giles trade. In his first full season with the Bucs, he looked like he would lead us to the Promised Land by ringing up 239 strike outs with a 2.39 ERA. Then the wheels started to come off. He became wildly inconsistent over the next few seasons, showing moments of brilliance followed by long stretches of ineptitude. By the time the Pirates unloaded him in 2006, he was sporting a record of 2-10 as a starter and had an ERA of 6.63. Now he gives Mets fans the same fits he gave us.

The Girl Who Was Batsh*t Insane
This one is pretty self explanatory. Most of us will admit that women can be a little crazy at times. However, there is always that one girl who is crazy miles beyond all the others.

The Ex-Girlfriend – Janey. I should have known she was a little off when I met her (she had crashed a wedding that I was attending). In the very short time we were together; she threatened to never speak to me again because she did not like the website of the company I worked for, refused to ride in my car after she found out that I had fixed my own brakes (presumably because I lack the proper A.S.E. certification), once changed her mind on where we should eat three different times in the same evening (twice after having already been seated in two different restaurants), and accused me of installing a “secret program” on her home computer so that I could spy on her email. Then on the second date…

The Ex-Pirate – Raul Mondesi

Despite having a namesake blog being his only legacy to his time in Pittsburgh, Raul Mondesi does have the dubious distinction of possibly being the most dysfunctional player in a franchise overflowing with dysfunctional players. Think of it, Doc Ellis’ no hitter on acid, Dale Berra’s cocaine encrusted mustache, and Derek Bell’s Operation Shutdown somewhat pale in comparison to the madness of the Legend of Mondesi. After signing a deal with the Pirates, he managed to find a way out of his contract by claiming that his home in the Dominican Republic was under siege by gunmen. So, the Bucs shredded his contract. Ten days later, he had a new deal with the Anaheim Angels. Since his last stint in the majors, Raul has been fined for stealing electricity and now is a politician representing the Dominican Revolutionary Party. To quote Chuck Noll, it’s obvious he’s gone on with his life’s work. On the Island of Misfit Toys known as the Pittsburgh Pirates, he is the Charlie in The Box.
MORE A.J.:

6/24/2008

WHAT'S A REAL FAN?

I've been taking it on the chin from several readers in the comments section of Sunday's All You Can Eat article, mostly along the lines of "fair weather fan" and "too tough on the Pirates". I was also accused of never criticizing the Steelers or Penguins: "If the Pens and Steelers fall on hard times, the site would never get updated."
There were lots of accusations thrown around. So let's address them.
#1- I'm not a Pirate fan.
I guess those people missed the article in March of 2007 that led off with this line: "I love the Pittsburgh Pirates. They were my boyhood team, they were my inspiration for playing 14 years of baseball, and they’re still my favorite team to this day."
That article was entitled, "79 Reasons Why It's Hard to be a Pirate Fan". The point of the article was to show how hard the team has made it to hang in there after all these years of losing. And that was written BEFORE they went 68-94 in '07.
Let me reiterate this for those who missed the message: The Pirates are my favorite team. There is no other team I would like to win more than the Pirates. To see an entire generation of kids grow up without knowing what a winning season of Pittsburgh baseball looks like is a true injustice. In my eyes, a person who's not a fan is apathetic, a much more serious offense against fandom. Criticism shows that you do care about the team, because you want them to get better. Do you ever see anyone calling talk shows discussing the struggles of the Pittsburgh XPlosion? Of course not, because few people care.
#2- "If the Pens and Steelers fall on hard times, the site would never get updated."
That's a comment obviously made by someone unfamiliar with the site. I guessed you missed the painful weekly recaps of the 2006 team that started off 2-6 after winning the championship and looked like they were in a fog. Check the archives.
If anything, a case can be made that REAL fans want to discuss the team more when the team is struggling. Mark Madden would always say that a struggling Steelers team was great for ratings. Why? Because they have passionate fans who want to figure out what's wrong.
As for the Penguins, it's hard to be critical of a team that made what looked to me like all the right moves for an entire season, on the ice and off. From delivering season tickets in-person to the Marian Hossa trade to letting fans watch playoff games outside the arena, this organization has had the Midas Touch. Sure, there were a few times where I disagreed with Michael Therrien's decisions, but it's hard to argue with the results. There was very little to be critical of.
So with that as the background, I wanted to ask: What do you think is a real fan? Is it someone who rubber-stamps their approval on every move, or is it someone who actually voices their opinion when a team makes a move you disagree with?
If you want blind cheerleading, this is probably not the site for you. To use the cliche, "It is what it is."
I have my style and my opinions. There's no one forcing you to keep coming back if you don't agree with what I say. If I bother you so much, why are you still reading? Do you also sit through movies that you dislike?
With the Pirates, we're talking about a team that's on the verge of setting a Major League record for ineptitude next year. Tell me all the positive storylines I should be covering. Tell me the crowd on Sunday was not near-comatose.
Of course, according to some of you, I'm out to get the Pirates. I criticize everything they do. You know, like how I bashed them for taking Pedro Alvarez. Oh, wait...I didn't.:
For as many shots as we all take at the Pirates, it's time to pat them on the back when they do the right thing. And from most perspectives, this looks like the right thing. Although much of this season has played out like the previous 15, right down to the last-place standing that we see today, hats off to the Pirates on a good pick. Now sign the guy!
I love the Pirates, I love the Steelers, I love the Penguins, and I love Pitt. My methods may not be the same as yours, but we all have the same championship aspirations. I talk about their ups and their downs, not just their ups. If anything, all losing does is make winning that much sweeter. Ask the many Penguin fans who were around during the couple of years preceding Sidney Crosby. Pirate fans' expectations have dissolved down to a .500 season. A championship? I think the city's collective heads would explode. And win or lose, I'll be talking about it.

6/22/2008

MONDESI FIELD TRIP: THE PIRATES ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SECTION

The glorious PNC Park fare

I don't get to many Pirate games anymore, for a variety of reasons. In fact, I hadn't been to PNC Park since last July (which was beautifully recapped here). But at a recent charity auction, I had a few tickets to the new all-you-can-eat (AYCE) section fall into my lap, so I figured I might as well go and get a good story out of it. I hadn't seen a really comprehensive review of this new stadium feature and thought I would do a service to everyone else who was as slow to try this out as I was.

The walk up to the stadium was congested, as usual. We finally settled on a $12 parking spot a few blocks away in a garage. How this team still manages to get fannies in the seats after all of this losing is beyond me.

The Sunday games are always advertised as a great family outing. Today's selling point was the Freddy Sanchez banner, for all the kids 12 and under who will be inspired to grow up and bat .231. As you can see, that strategy was playing out pretty well, as the Bucaroos stand was packing them in:

While walking to our seats, I noticed this contest sponsored by the Trib. Sorry, but that's not going to sell many newspaper subscriptions:


Our tickets were in section 146. Upon arrival, you have to check-in at a booth where a Pirate staffer gives you an AYCE wristband for the day. We got to the game pretty close to the 1:35 first pitch, so we figured we'd breeze through the line, grab a few sandwiches, and head back later for more. And then we were greeted with this:

It turns out that there's only one line for the AYCE crowd. I've seen shorter waits at Disneyland. We were in line for a solid half-hour on our initial trip through the line.

The menu includes AYCE hamburgers, hot dogs, ice cream sandwiches, nachos, peanuts, popcorn, salad, and pop. As you get closer to the front, the line splits into a left side and a right side, which in a perfect world would offer the same items. As you can see, our side had a grand total of one hot dog at the time, so that means a stadium employee runs back and forth shouting things like, "Who wants a hot dog?" when the mood strikes her.

As we crawl closer to the front of the line, we try to figure out exactly what we can get. One sign says you're limited to a total of four items per trip:

However, the sign behind the counter completely contradicts that. Am I nuts, or would you not read the sign below as saying you could get a maximum of four of each item?


As usual, some good old-fashioned people watching helped cure my short attention span through the line. Like this guy, who resembled a thinner Big John Studd, with a predictable raunchy, beer-related t-shirt that I saw plenty of on Sunday.There was also a great shot of some hot dog chefs grilling weiners behind a grease-stained pane of glass. Sadly, the hot dogs were below expectations on this day.And then there was this guy, who got a ticket only to walk around for most of the game with an enormous Italian flag (if you didn't know, it was Italian Day at PNC; more on that later).Finally, I claimed my rightful food in the AYCE line: two hot dogs, a very small order of nachos, and a really small Diet Pepsi.

Rather than drag our food back to the seats, we took a few minutes and inhaled it at a nearby table. By the time we finally sat down, we'd missed two innings and the Pirates were already behind. Distract us from the on-field product, Pirate management? Mission accomplished.


For some unknown reason, a number of vendors continued to work a section with access to as much food as they wanted. It appears that Jack Black is in character study for a future film as a beerman.


Here's our usher, who greeted us with "I already wiped your seats", before not showing us to our seats, which already had people sitting in them. Thanks for the effort.

We're through three innings, which means it's time for flying meat, also known as the Sugardale Hot Dog Toss. Being that I held a golden ticket to an unlimited supply of processed tube steaks, I had little motivation to participate.

The Pirates usually have a theme to their scoreboard displays. This year, it's the players as actual "Yarrgh, matey"-style pirates. Somehow, Adam LaRoche as a pirate fails to inspire memories of Johnny Depp. Or Willie Stargell, for that matter.


A few innings passed, so it was time to check on the AYCE line. Besides, I was dying of thirst after using one of my four item choices on that child-sized serving of pop. So I lined up for some additional Diet Pepsi and an ice cream sandwich from the roving, yelling employee. As you can see, the sandwich left a little to be desired. I guess storing them in the freezer is out of the question.


Back to the seats for more exciting Sunday Lineup action. By looking at the Kennametal K Club, you could probably guess that Ian Snell was pitching today. They had quite the easy workload. Ian's line: 4 IP, 8 hits, 4 runs, 2 Ks. After a promising start, he's fast on his way to becoming a "True Pirate".

A Pirate rally ties the score at four. As the 8-5 final would indicate, that would be short-lived. Time for another silly Adam LaRoche intro, this time heavily hyping "Buck Commander".


It's time for in-game distraction #8,952, the Great Pittsburgh Pierogi Race N'at, a.k.a. "Something That Would Be Much More Beloved If It Weren't Introduced During Such A Down Time in Pirate History".

And we have a winner! This somehow seemed less rigged than the NBA playoffs.

A few inspired Italians donned Mario and Luigi outfits for the day. Unless they were actually Mario and Luigi, which was totally possible.


As the scoreboard would indicate, 22,983 tickets were sold for today's game. Say what you want about the Pirates, but they have an incredible marketing team.

The intimidating troika of Morgan-Chavez-Gomez went 1-2-3 to close the 8th. I know, I'm as shocked as you are. The PNC Park faithful, sensing a three-run deficit was too great to overcome, heads for zee hills. That would prove to be a wise, get-a-jump-on-traffic move, as the Pirates would meticulously recreate their 1-2-3 inning in the bottom of the 9th. Blue Jays 8, Pirates 5. Put the brooms back in the closet. And yes, I actually saw a guy carrying one today.

So the $40 question: was it worth it? Well, it's kind of like getting .50 off per gallon of gas at GetGo and thinking you're getting a deal by paying $3.50 a gallon. You're so used to getting ripped off, you've talked yourself into believing you're getting a good deal.

I think the tickets in this area are about $17, which would mean you're paying $23 for the privilege of missing half the game while waiting for mini-orders of nachos in 85-degree heat. A deal? I suppose. It was nice to get free refills on soft drinks, which could easily bankrupt a person on a normal game day. The alternative of beer (now priced at a low $7 per bottle) makes the all-you-can-drink pop even more attractive.

My final tally: a burger, two hot dogs, an order of nachos, and three Diet Pepsis. It's not much more than I'd eat at a family cookout, especially spread over three hours.

Actually, I didn't see much "abuse" from the AYCE customers. It's not as if there was some enormous guy walking back and forth the entire game with four burgers in his hand at all times. The speed of the line clearly discourages a lot of people. Some employees looked like they were trying to keep up with the crush; others looked like they were moving in suuuuper---slooooow----motion.

The way I saw it, most people loaded up on burgers and dogs in the early innings, then supplemented that with nachos and ice cream down the stretch, with ample drink refills throughout. A decent number of paying customers would use their entire four-item allocation on their own personal tray of drinks.

But as I looked around the stadium, I noticed something that was really sad: the complete and total apathy of the crowd. The Pirate "fans" have to rank among the worst in the league, and it's not entirely their fault. As I said earlier, the fact that anyone is still showing up for these games is a minor miracle.

They come for the atmosphere, for the day out of the house and under the sun, for the Italian Day, for the hot dog toss, for the all-you-can-eat burgers, and for the Freddy Sanchez banner for their kid. If the Pirates win, it's a nice bonus, but win or lose, the end result really doesn't matter to the majority of those in attendance. They're totally numb to the on-field action. And while the Pirates could only muster an eclectic collection of 10 singles today, it wasn't as if they were ever out of the game at any point.

If you'll notice, I rarely use the phrase "Pirate fans". It's a breed that has mostly gone by the wayside, for 15 1/2 reasons I can think of off the top of my head. I prefer "Pirate customers", and credit must go to whatever local analyst came up with it (it's escaping me).

Just look at my experience today. I missed a great portion of the game standing in line. I just think of dropping that phrase into an in-person account of a Steeler or Penguin game and not dreaming I would ever let it happen. What can I say? The apathy and non-urgency of the PNC Park crowd is contagious.

Would I recommend one of you buying an AYCE ticket? Yes, but only if you are fully aware of the downside of this program ahead of time. If you're interested in seeing as much game action as possible, you might want to wait a few innings to avoid the early-game rush, if you do it at all. If you're in it mostly for the food and atmosphere, it's a pretty good deal considering your options.

A few more notes:

--Lots of Toronto fans in attendance today. There was a loud cheer after each Blue Jay home run.

--Quite a collection of jerseys worn in the crowd today. An old-school Barry Bonds Pirate jersey, loads of Blue Jays gear, a Mats Sundin jersey t-shirt, and a Jeff King jersey stand out.

--As I saw Jack Wilson saunter to the plate, I thought to myself how amazing it was that he's still here. Honestly, how many guys make it to their eighth year with the Pirates anymore? But he's gotta ditch that at-bat intro music. Time for something new, Jack-O.

--Why are the Pirates still struggling with sub-.500 ball? I present Adam LaRoche (.217), Freddy Sanchez (.231), Ian Snell (5.99), and Tom Gorzelanny (6.59). You can't have that many guys you're counting on completely disappear once the bell rings. Plus, the injuries to Phil Dumatrait, Xavier Nady, and Ryan Doumit haven't helped.

--Up next: the New York Yankees, visiting Pittsburgh for the first time since Bill Mazeroski sent them home as runners-up in the 1960 World Series. We'll get an up-close look at Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, and the much-hyped Joba Chamberlain for the first time ever in a regular season game. Maybe that can inspire some ticket buyers to watch the action on the field for a change.

UPDATE:

I'll be on the 102.5 WDVE morning show on Tuesday morning at 9:20 AM to talk about this in greater depth with hosts Jim Krenn and Randy Baumann.

You can listen online at www.dve.com

6/11/2008

LAROCHE: THE BEST?

Pirates first baseman Adam LaRoche is currently hitting .221 with six homers. On this date last year, he was hitting .211 with seven homers. In Atlanta in 2006, those numbers were .247 and 10, and in 2005, .249 and seven.

So the Pirates acquired this traditional late-bloomer before the 2007 campaign, and his early-season numbers since joining the Buccos have tailed off even below their previous depths. Although some would question the acquisition of such a player by a team that usually holds an annual fire sale in July, we've all learned to never question the wisdom of Dave Littlefield.

With that in mind, a Pirate fan created this incredible YouTube montage of The LaRoche Era, set to LaRoche's own at-bat theme song, "Karate Kid's" You're the Best. For any Pirate follower, it's a must-see.

With that as a backdrop, has anyone else realized that during the Pirates' decade-and-a-half of futility, the first base position has been manned by the revolving door of Sean Casey, Daryle Ward, Randall Simon, Kevin Young, Mark Johnson, and Brian Hunter? That might have something to do with the losing. Of course, pretty much every other position has the same situation, so my point is moot.

6/06/2008

FLORIAN TELEVISION SIGHTING!

How much of a following has Pirate SuperFan/Anti-Dentite Ronnie Florian acquired over the past year? His story has been well-chronicled on this site, which has become his unofficial internet fan club.
So you can imagine the variety of "Did you just see that?" emails I received after Florian was apparently spotted last night on the Pirate telecast chasing a ground-rule double ball that Mark Loretta hit into the PNC Park stands.
Mike T. from Pittsburgh had perhaps the best summary:
"I swear to God, I'm watching the Pirates game, there's 1 out in the top of the 7th and Loretta just hit a ground rule double.... A guy seems to have possession of the ball, bounces around, and like a bat out of hell, Florian dives into the screen in a futile attempt to get the souvenir.. I wish I had video proof to send you, but keep your eye out."
So tell me, does anyone out there happen to have any video proof of this moment? The inbox at mondesishouse@gmail.com is begging for it.
By the way, the Pirates won the game, 4-3, and Joggin' Ronny Paulino was sent down to AAA. Coupled with the Pedro Alvarez draft pick and a Ronnie Florian sighting, yesterday was about as great a day as a Pirate fan could ever hope for outside of finishing the season at 81-81.

6/05/2008

VOTE FOR PEDRO

PEDRO ALVAREZ

3B - VANDERBILT

6'2", 225 LBS

BATS LEFT - THROWS RIGHT

Well, no one can complain like we did last year, because this time the Pirates did take the best available player, Vanderbilt 3B Pedro Alvarez, in the MLB draft. Alvarez is what the Pirates have previously shied away from in the first round: a left-handed bat with huge power potential for PNC Park.

For the second year in a row, we had the privilege of watching the draft live on ESPN, and you could feel the excitement teeming from the partisan Tampa crowd, long known for their rabid fan base. From the moment Bud Selig locked his eyes on the teleprompter without looking into the camera, it was intriguing television. Luckily, I only had to sit through one pick this year before the Pirates were up on the clock.

The Buccos were represented at the draft by former pitcher/current broadcaster Steve Blass and former skipper Chuck Tanner, who were more than happy to take some R&R time in Florida on a Thursday afternoon.

But the Alvarez pick has some intrigue. It's finally a sign that the Pirates are taking some steps in what appears to be the right direction, drafting a Scott Boras client instead of a 3rd starter or a reliever with their coveted, high-1st-round draft choice.

Boras now gets to negotiate with the team who employs the very same man (Frank Coonelly) who instituted the draft-slotting system that Boras loathes so. Early reports indicate that Boras will be looking for a signing bonus of at least $7 million and perhaps a Major League contract. MLB.com puts those numbers in perspective by reminding us that last year's #2, Kansas City's Mike Moustakas, got a $4 million bonus. Ahh, the fun of a Scott Boras negotation. We're on the way to the big leagues, Pirate fans.

But back to Alvarez, who by all means the real deal...although he missed 23 of his team's first 24 games this season with a broken bone in his right hand suffered in the opener, he ended up playing in Vanderbilt's final 40 games, hitting .317 with 15 doubles, nine homers and 30 RBI. In his freshman and sophomore seasons, he hit a combined .357 with 40 home runs and 132 RBI. Those are some numbers I could live with.

Alvarez was a 2005 14th-round pick of Boston, who offered him $1 million to skip school. So in addition to being a good player, he turned his back on the Red Sox. I like this guy better and better.

For as many shots as we all take at the Pirates, it's time to pat them on the back when they do the right thing. And from most perspectives, this looks like the right thing. Although much of this season has played out like the previous 15, right down to the last-place standing that we see today, hats off to the Pirates on a good pick. Now sign the guy!

Required Reading:

Bucs make third baseman top pick [MLB.com]

Official Vanderbilt profile

Pedro Alvarez Wikipedia Page

5/19/2008

THE NEWS

Yes, we were all intimidated.
[thanks Billyseth]
and in honor of the Pens knocking the Flyers out of the playoffs...
100 Seasons ... 100 Heartbreaks: the 100 worst moments in Philadelphia sports, from SI.

--Are the Pirates allergic to the hallowed ground of .500? They blew yet another shot at it yesterday in a 4-3 loss to the Cubs, who own an 8-1 mark against the Buccos in 2008. Phil Dumatrait sums it up: "I was terrible."

--Commencements: Al Gore at CMU and Bud Selig at Bethany College. Sorry, no Mike Tomlin.

--Bill Simmons is enjoying his "rebellious" status.

--The Big Lead takes a long look at Nate McLouth.

--Governor Rendell chose a Spanish firm to run the PA Turnpike. First Kennywood, now the Turnpike. What's the next PA landmark to go Spanish?

--Sorry guys: Ashlee Simpson is now Ashlee Wentz.

--The Detroit Lions' customer service policy: “F— ‘Em”. Needless to say, they didn't follow the Penguins fan blueprint I mentioned this morning.

--A trailer accident dumped 14 tons of Oreos all over an Illinois highway.

(________) was seen making immediate travel arrangements to Illinois.

insert fat guy here

--Is Gears of War 2 the most violent video game ever?

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5/12/2008

AND THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PIRATE FAN IS....

Well, the votes have been tallied and the results are in. Nearly 1,800 votes were made, and the World's Biggest Pirate Fan (as chosen by you) is...86-year-old Grace Zimmerman of Pittsburgh!

Here's her original submission:

She will be 87 in June and has been a Pirate fan since her family got their first radio around 1935. She used to listen with her dad, who was also a big fan of the team. Grace started by listening to Rosie Rosewell and has followed the team through eight decades, and there is a brick with her name on it next to the Honus Wagner statue outside PNC Park. Even when the Pirates are having a down year she still listens/watches through game #162, and, of course, roots for the National League team in the World Series each fall.

The final results were as follows:

1. Grace Zimmerman, Pittsburgh, 24.4%

2. Zach Posun, Austin, TX 21.4%

3. Joe Dopirak, Pittsburgh, 13.2%

3. Brandon Riley, Pittsburgh, 13.2%

5. Stephanie Karr, Greensburg, PA, 11.6%

6. Sean Ryan, Greensboro, NC, 6.5%

7. Irv Firman, Pittsburgh, 5.3%

8. Greg Marks, Pittsburgh, 2.1%

9. Mike Mey, Bethel Park, PA, 1.6%

10. Thomas Giampolo - Des Moines, IA, 0.8%

When contacted for a comment today, Grace released this statement:

"I am overwhelmed and humbled by the support of my children, grandchildren and friends for voting for me. A big thank you to my grandson Sean for the nomination that let a lot of people know about my long love affair with the Pirates."

For her efforts, Grace will receive a signed/framed Willie Stargell lithograph and a pair of Freddy Sanchez's game-used batting gloves, courtesy of www.steelcityauctions.com.

Thanks to everyone for their participation and be sure to watch for our next major contest. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

5/08/2008

THE PIRATES ARE THE WORST FRANCHISE IN SPORTS...

...Or so says author Dave Golokhov in an article appearing on Foxsports.com. The Pirates won this, their first title of any sort since the 1992 NL East Division Championship, by edging out the KC Royals, Arizona Cardinals, and Tampa Bay Rays, among others.
However, in the interactive poll that accompanies the article, the Detroit Lions were leading the way at 21% when I placed my vote, followed by "I can think of worse" at 19% and then Your Buccos at 15%.
The usual suspects were rounded up as examples of why the Pirates are the Pirates, most notably Derek Bell, Jeromy Burnitz, Tony Armas, and the Aramis Ramirez trade.

Absent were this site's namesake, as well as Matt Morris, the Jason Kendall signing, the Kevin Young signing, the Pat Meares signing, the drafts, etc....but I guess they only had so much space.
In case you were wondering, I'm not re-using old links...this shouldn't be confused with ESPN's recent inclusion of the Pirates on their "failure dynasties" feature. So ESPN and Fox have both slammed the Buccos in the last week. Who's next? I'm looking in your direction, SI!

5/06/2008

WANTED: YOUR VOTE FOR THE BIGGEST PIRATE FAN

A few weeks ago, I thought it would be fun to uncover the World's Biggest Pittsburgh Pirate Fan. After 15 years of losing, I wanted to throw the challenge out there and see what kind of stories we could uncover.

Luckily, you came up with some great responses, as we feature 10 finalists ranging in age from 14 to 87.

The winner, as judged by your vote at the end of this article, will receive a signed, framed Willie Stargell lithograph AND a set of Freddy Sanchez autographed, game-used batting gloves courtesy of http://www.steelcityauctions.com/.



What makes the World's Biggest Pittsburgh Pirate Fan? I'll leave that up to your discretion. The voting, as decided by you, will crown the winner on May 12, 2008. The voting officially closes on 11:59 PM EST on May 11, 2008.

Below you will find the original entries from our 10 finalists. The blurbs and photos are entirely in their words exactly as they were received. Read them carefully and make your vote count!

1. IRV FIRMAN - PITTSBURGH, PA

NOMINATED BY RICH PERKINS:

On behalf of my friend Irv, I nominate him as the World's Biggest Pirate Fan. He has endorsed this submission of him but is too humble to nominate himself.

Here is why Irv is the World's Biggest Pirate Fan: Irv has been a diehard Buccos fan since he was a very young child, ever since the days in grade school when Irv "Scrap Iron" Firman emulated Phil Garner. Rare was the third grader who would venture to second base fearing Irv's tree trunk legs and fiery attitude that led to more than a few dustups on the baseball and kickball fields of Western PA.

There are probably a few, but not many, who can claim that they bleed the same Bucco blood as Irv. How many folks have attended more than 30 games a year since 1985 (other than from 1988 to 1992 when Irv was away at school)? Who else, in the mid 80s drug scandalized era of Parker, Berra, and Scurry would be inspired enough by Pirate baseball to create and display at over 30 home games, a banner supporting the forgettable Joe Orsulak? Remember the "Slak Pak"?? Of course you do. Yet, Irv was not unaware - how many recognized the steroid induced play of hated Met Lenny Dykstra in the late 80s? Irv did and as a passionate Bucco fan serenaded Lenny with unending chants of "Ramdike", his criminal sounding nickname on his APBA card. How many would play entire seasons of APBA baseball managing the Pirates of the mid 80s - and somehow lead that ragtag bunch to division titles? How many, in the era before the internet, would have the Post-Gazette delivered to his college dorm room, arriving 4-5 days after publication and STILL read with rapture the game recaps of Bucs games about which he knew the outcome?

How many folks, upon hearing of Doug Drabek's complete game victory over the St. Louis Cardinals in 1990 to clinch the NL East for the Bucs and give them their first postseason appearance since 1979, sprinted all the way across his college campus, screaming the entire way, prompting not only gaping stares but also pitiful looks by the coeds who would forever remember his mad dash, question his sanity and deny him dates in later years? How many folks went to EVERY GAME of the Buccos-Braves series in 1991 and 1992 - BOTH HOME AND AWAY!

After the misery of the 80s and the unmentionable 92 game 7 ending, who else would wallow in depression until granted an opportunity to cleanse his soul at the 1994 All Star Game FanFest by altering history? Who else would proudly walk up to the recording booth and assuredly announce the climatic moments of that fateful 9th inning in 1992 and end the game, not with the Braves celebrating, but with the umpire calling Bream OUT!! and proclaiming that "The Pirates are going to the World Series!!! And the Braves are pounding on Sid Bream for being so slow!!"? And who else would, over the subsequent 15 years, respond to any mention of that play with a confused stare, stating that Bream was out, brandish his recording of the play as proof, and convincingly believe that the Bucs did indeed march on to the World Series?

And it was only after supplanting that horrific event that Irv decided to indoctrinate his 4 month old son into Pirate fandom by flying him down to Atlanta for opening day 2008 so that his son can see the very first Pirates game played during his son's lifetime. Not many guys would do this, but for Irv its just a given (Irv sat 9 rows behind home plate on 3/31). For Irv, if the Pirates aren't playing, life isn't worth living - a Bucco loss or an afternoon at PNC beats a day at the office any day.

On top of that, how many guys that you know pray for the Pirates every day? Attached is a photo of a prayer session Irv arranged with a rabbi (Irv is the guy furthest to the right, rabbi is seated on the left) to, among other things, pray for a Bucco winning season.

For the World's Biggest Pirates Fan, you need to look no further than Irv Firman.


2. GRACE ZIMMERMAN

NOMINATED BY SEAN DONOVAN:

I'm submitting this entry on behalf of Grace Zimmerman. She will be 87 in June and has been a Pirate fan since her family got their first radio around 1935. She used to listen with her dad, who was also a big fan of the team. Grace started by listening to Rosie Rosewell and has followed the team through eight decades, and there is a brick with her name on it next to the Honus Wagner statue outside PNC Park. Even when the Pirates are having a down year she still listens/watches through game #162, and, of course, roots for the National League team in the World Series each fall.

3. SEAN RYAN - Greensboro, NC

I grew up in a family of Pittsburgh sports supporters. I was born into a Pirate family. My dad would tell me stories of Maz, Roberto, and Chuck Tanner. Living in Erie, Pa. allowed me to watch the Buccos on FSN all season long. When I moved to Youngstown for college in 2002, I still watched every game I could, even if that meant skipping my night classes. If the game wasn’t televised I was sure to keep updated via the internet and/or news highlights. I’m currently living in Greensboro, North Carolina. No Pirate games on TV unless they play the Braves or Cubs. I still check out mondesishouse.com and get in game updates from the “leader” to stay informed on the black and gold.

I still follow the team from off-season workouts to mid-May when they are usually mathematically eliminated from the post-season, and everyday after that year round. More reasons why I am the biggest fan from childhood till now:

· While kids grew up pretending to be pitchers like Roger Clemens and Randy Johnson, I was perfecting my Randy Tomlin slider in my backyard.

· I told my girlfriend and her parents I couldn’t make an anniversary dinner date because I was sick. I really was just watching the Pirates and Cubs battle for 5th in the NL Central.

· Lanny Frattare allowed me to sit in the press box when I was 12. He and the rest of the crew were gracious and welcoming. We still have a correspondence to this day.

· I won’t buy any video baseball game unless a Bucco is on the cover. MLB2K9 with Nyger Morgan would be sweet!

· Guys skip work for the NCAA Tournament. I skip work to watch Nady crush the Braves in extra innings on opening day.

· I hate Otis Nixon for robbing Andy Van Slyke. I physically hate him.

· I do have some memorabilia and merchandise, but not a lot. Simply because I’m not making Matt Morris money.

· My childhood was dedicated to making the argument of Jeff King being the most underrated player in baseball history.

· I love the Pens, but I would trade a Stanley Cup victory for a .500 season.

· I have applied for a position on 5 separate occasions and have been rejected each time. Probably because my passion opposes a healthy work environment.

· Don’t know any better. Friends and family have left the Bucco bandwagon long ago. I can’t picture myself rooting for another team.

The truth is, it is hard to describe why I am a bigger Pirates fan the others in this contest. The Bucs don’t win, their management is worse than the L.A. Clippers, and Ed Sprague was an All-Star for us not too long ago. Freakin’ Ed Sprague! But I do love them. I know we’re going to have a magical season soon. Teams bust out the champagne bottles for a division crown or a successful playoff series. I’ll do it for an 83 win season. As tired, angry, and apathetic you are to hearing it; keep the faith as Pirates fans. We’ll start winning soon, and it will be the best feeling in all our sports worlds. I stand in the front to support them during their losing seasons, so I can be at the head of the line when they begin to win. GO PIRATES!


4. MIKE MEY - BETHEL PARK, PA

Traditionally when we are young, we will all go to our first Pirate game with our fathers or grandfathers and we will take in the sights and the sounds of the game. Some people can remember Forbes Field and the glory days of Pirates baseball. When they go to the games at PNC Park now they can reminisce about all of the good times they had, including watching Bill Mazeroski knock in the game winner against future golfer Ralph Terry. I can't. I'm 18 years old. I'm not even old enough to remember Barry Bond's steroid-less arm fail to make the play at the plate against Sid Bream, the man who ran like he was carrying a refrigerator on his back. My only Pirates memories are going to the games with family and friends and hoping we'll at least win this game. I can't say I've been seriously holding out for a Bucos World Series Title any time yet in my life, because I don't think our managers/owners/GMs have cared enough to field a World Series Team, but every year I go to at least three or four games with retard-like devotion, always thinking that we'll do better someday, but then not seeing it and still expecting the same result next year. I don't go to the games for the glitz of promotions like some modern "fans", however. Fireworks night with REO Speedwagon? Jack Wilson Bobble-head night? Oprah Winfrey's Everybody gets a Humpback Whale night? None of those are for me. I go to see my Bucos battle out another season no matter what shiny objects are being given away. I get a bucket wings and sit there for nine solid innings (or more so far this season) next to my brother, who's sporting his Kent Tekulve shirt that's not quite that vintage, perfectly content watching the team that I will be back to see next year, and the year after. And I'll keep going back whether the Pirates are battling for the Pennant or to stay out of the NL cellar.

5. GREG MARKS - PITTSBURGH, PA

I was born and raised in Pittsburgh, so I watch just about every Pirates, Penguins, and Steelers game that I can find the time to enjoy. But when somebody asks me what my favorite team is, I smile and quickly respond “The Pittsburgh Pirates.” Now you might say, “The Steelers just won a Super Bowl and the Penguins have that Dynamic Duo that everyone has been talking about.” That’s true, but baseball is more than a sport to me, so our lack of success does not make this team less enjoyable to watch than the other winning teams in Pittsburgh. There’s no way around it, I will always love the Pirates.

I grew up viewing baseball like most children do in today’s society. I was bored with it, so I quit playing baseball at the age of 11. I grew up playing hockey because it was more exciting to me. I always enjoyed playing and watching hockey because it is the fastest sport and consists of constant action, but this was all about to change. I don’t know why, but I do know when baseball took over my life as my one and only passion. At the beginning of the 2002 season, I started to watch baseball games more and more. It wasn’t because we had a huge star or a young savior that everyone was looking to for the future. It was something bigger than that. All I knew is that I had become fixated with the sport of baseball. I acknowledge that baseball is a sport, but to me it is more like that t-shirt phrase, “Baseball is Life.” Baseball has a rich history and is a huge part of America’s culture. I began to soak up as much as I could of baseball’s long history.

I think the first thing that I realized was enjoyable about baseball was that it is timeless. This not only makes it less stressful, but also allows the game to theoretically go on forever. I really enjoyed the fact that if you keep hitting, the game cannot end. The next aspect that started to catch my mind was the managerial strategy that was involved in this sport. Most sports have defensive systems that the offense has to deal with, but in baseball the defense controls the game. For this reason, the game of baseball is managed differently and determined by situations. I began to read baseball books to gain more insight into the strategy of baseball and I haven’t stopped.

I grew up about 20 minutes outside of Pittsburgh, so I attended games regularly as a child. I remember one year in particular in the closing years of Three Rivers Stadium. They had a dice game that you were guaranteed to win a prize every time that you played. Some of the prizes were better than others, but I always seemed to find a way to win free general admission tickets for a future date. I always had fun attending Pirate games, so this was simply my way of being able to attend as many games as possible. My father reluctantly took me to about 10 of these consolation prizes, in addition to the games that we would normally attend, even though these “prize” seats were located in the 500 level.

When I attend games today, it is a much different experience. I enjoy spending a night out with my friends and socializing, as well as the thousands of Pittsburghers that have come out for the game. But now I am much more focused on the game, usually keeping score to provide the trends that have occurred in the game. However, I don’t allow this to distract me from the game. If anything it makes me more focused. If a game is laid back, that is how I act. If a game is intense, with a lot of “Let’s Go Bucs” chants, I try to get everyone involved. My goal during a Pirate game is simply to take everything in, which is to me the most important aspect of baseball. The thing I like most about the Pirates winning a game at home is the fact that everyone in PNC Park is happy. I have a good time no matter what the outcome is, but it upsets me when the Pirates do poorly and get booed. The only time I can ever remember booing at a Pirate game is when Aramis Ramirez walked to first base after he hit a pop-up. I’m pretty sure it was the loudest chants that the Pirates got on that night. It’s sad that we are forced to give away players due to our finances, but at least we get to see a lot of young talent willing to do whatever it takes to get playing time, instead of paying hotshots eight figures to disappoint.

Even though I see myself as quite knowledgeable of the game of baseball, I am still just as blinded by optimism as any other diehard fan. I come up with reasons for us to succeed and overlook our weaknesses, hoping that this is the year. This should not be looked down upon by any means. In my opinion the two best things about sports are that you might see something that you have never seen before and that at the beginning of the year each team has the possibility of winning a championship.

I imagine that there will be plenty of Pirate fans that enter this contest that possess enormous amounts of Pirates apparel. I am not one of those people. In fact, I have never owned a Pirates jersey in my life. This is not because I do not have favorite players, if anything it is because I have too many favorite players. However, when I read the guidelines of the contest and saw that a picture was encouraged, I knew exactly what physical symbol to share because I consider it to be my badge of honor. The picture that I enclosed is one taken of me a few weeks into my freshman year of college. I am now about to complete my senior year and I have worn that exact Pirate hat almost every day since that picture was taken. This is my way of telling people that I consider myself to be the biggest Pirate fan, because I wear this year round. In December, most people are sporting their favorite NFL shirt, but all I need to represent is a block lettered P.

Now one thing to keep in mind is that I was born in 1986. I am about to graduate college, yet I have no memory of a winning baseball team in Pittsburgh. This does not bother me as much as most people would think. I know that the Pirates are seen as the laughing stock of baseball, but I am proud to be a Pirates fan. I am happy to see on a Pirate game earlier this month that they have hung a quote from Roberto Clemente on the way to the dugout that reads, “When I put on this uniform, I feel I am the proudest man on Earth.” The Pirates have won five World Series championships, which is something that can never be taken away from the city of Pittsburgh. I truly think this is the reason that my peers have unanimously awarded me as the greatest Pirate fan alive. Just like many Pittsburghers, I will never give up on my allegiance to the Pirates, but my pride in the Pittsburgh Pirates is what separates me from the rest of the crowd.

6. THOMAS GIAMPOLO - DES MOINES, IA

My name is Nicholas G.G.Giampolo a 28 year old from Des Moines Iowa. I have been a Pirates fan for as long as I can remember and consider myself the world’s biggest Pirates fan. The more I thought about it though; I have to admit to be the worlds second behind my father Thomas Giampolo also from Des Moines Iowa. Dad was born and raised in Pittsburgh and eventually made his way to Iowa. Every year I am the type of fan that is totally into the season and live for every day, until they rip my heart out around June 5th when the pirates are mathematically eliminated (ok, almost eliminated). My father on the other hand seems to find hope around every corner, I really don’t know how someone can continue to watch the games when we are getting killed but he does. Every morning when the guy gets to work he is checking the four big websites Mondesi’s House, The Post Gazette, The Trib, and Pittsburgh Pirates.com for news. He owns a home in Des Moines which he has Direct TV for his viewing pleasure. He buys the FSN sports package and the MLB package to ensure he doesn’t miss an inning. He also owns a lake home in Minnesota where he also purchases the same FSN and MLB packages for when he is away from home for the weekend. He doesn’t buy these for baseball. He buys them for the PITTSBURGH PIRATES. I don’t know anyone that is willing to year in and year out shell out that kind of cash for a team that is quickly working on there 16 consecutive loosing season. We have made it back to the Burgh the last couple years for the home opener. Dad gets mad at me when I start calling the team the SUCKOS (even though it is true)! I guess the reason my father is the world’s biggest pirates fan is because; he was the one that introduced me to the team that I love and root for and he is the one that keeps even me interested in the Bucs until the last day of the season!

7. JOE DOPRAK - PITTSBURGH, PA

Mondesi's House,

In your search for Pittsburgh's biggest buccos fan, I would like to submit myself. Quite simply, I am submitting this photo as proof. This photo was taken tailgating for the Slovak Day promotion last year.That's how excited I get for every Buccos game.


8. STEPHANIE KARR - GREENSBURG, PA

My name is Stephanie Karr and I am 54 years old. I was born in the eastern part of Pa. and never knew anything about the Pittsburgh Pirates until I went to college at I.U.P. at the age of 18 in Sept. 1972. There, on my first date with my now husband of 30 years, he took me to my 1st ever professional baseball game. It was a playoff game with the Cinn.Reds and the Pirates. We won the game and i was hooked on the Pirates right away. I loved it-watched the games on TV, listened on the radio. It was so exciting! I have been hooked ever since. My husband and I go to the caravan tours in January each year and Piratefest. We stand in line for the autographs and pictures. I have so many pictures-me with Willie Stargell, me with Jim Leyland,me with Chuck Tanner. You get the picture. Many years we make it to Bradenton to spring training. We haven't missed an opener in April for as long as i can remember. The last 15 years have been hard, but I haven't given up. My friends and coworkers make terrible fun of me and the Pirates many losses. I have faith that someday it will get better. But meanwhile I keep watching the games, listening on the radio, going to as many games as possible and praying that soon it will be the Pirates' year. I have passed this love down to my 3 children who enjoy the game, but not quite as much as me. I often tell my children, who are 20, 23, and 25, that it is hard to be a Pirate fan-not everyone can do it-you have to have a strong constitution and a lot of patience. GO PIRATES!!!


9. ZACH POZUN - AUSTIN, TEXAS

There are only two things I know about the movie “A League of Their Own”: it stars the always–unpleasant Rosie O’Donnell and it features the quote “There’s no crying in baseball.” Whoever said that was clearly not a Pirates fan. I am twenty-three years old; the practical consequence of this fact is that the Pirates have not only been losers for the majority of my life (and the entirety of my life as a sports fan), but my earliest memories are of them losing in the playoffs three years in a row. Good times. Yet, year after year, I keep coming back—even after I had to move out of Pittsburgh to go to grad school, I’ve shelled out for MLB.tv to watch the games online. Just as I have wondered many times about previous girlfriends—and as they have wondered about the Pirates and me—what, exactly, am I getting out of this relationship? I suppose I should start from the beginning.

As an artist and ex-hippie, my dad was not a sports fan, let alone able to explain what a fielder’s choice is. My mom, however, was a Pirate fan from birth. She grew up listening to the Gunner on the radio and was responsible for the fact that 6-year-old me could list the entire lineup of the 1971 and 1979 Pirates. I submit that I was the only child in the ‘80s on the entire planet to grow up with a picture of Richie Hebner and Kent Tekulve on his wall. Before I could tell what was going on the field, I was averaging about 10 games a year. My parents would bring toddler Zach to the game with a big bag of unshelled peanuts. By the time I had finished the bag, carelessly tossed the shells onto the ground and/or nearby fans, and become hyperactive, it would be at least the seventh inning stretch. Over time, of course, I devoted more attention to the action on the field rather than to my bag of peanuts. This decision led to basically all of my early childhood experiences with heartbreak and disappointment.

As a child with an unflinchingly rigid bedtime, there was little chance of staying up late to watch games. Yet, armed with my little clock radio, the Pittsburgh Pirates and the voice of Lanny Frattare filled my summer nights. It’s no wonder I was always a little bit sleepy during the day in kindergarten and first grade during the months of April, May, and September. During the infamous 1992 NLCS, my mom would come in every night and would leave a piece of paper with a smiley face or a frowny face on my pillow based on if the Pirates won or lost. I remember waking up the day after game 7, seeing the frowny face and immediately bursting into tears. I have no clue what was in the note she sent in the next day, but I don’t think I went to school. I spent the next few weeks writing letters and drawing pictures imploring Chico Lind, Barry Bonds, and Doug Drabek not to leave. They did. I can honestly remember my mom sitting me down in our old kitchen and explaining to me—as you would to a child who was a budding sports addict—that my favorite players wouldn’t be back and the Pirates might not be good for a few years. I didn’t realize then that “a few years” meant “the entirety of your pre-teen and teen years… plus your early 20s.”

Still, I hate to make it sound like being a Pirates fan has been nothing but downers. In 1992 or thereabouts, I went to Piratefest in the Monroeville ExpoMart. In addition to meeting Chuck Tanner and Dick Groat and spending an hour and a half in line for Orlando Merced’s autograph, I left with two videotapes. One was an hour-long retrospective on the 1991 Pirates. God, I wish I still had it today, if only for the humor factor. All I can remember is that it featured Andy Van Slyke yelling at some long-forgotten pitcher about rebounding during a locker room shootaround with a mini basketball hoop. In a moment that portended the current broadcast team, John Wehner told a long rambling story about growing up in Carrick and wearing Pirates pajamas to school. Needless to say, I watched this video about a thousand times. The other video was even more priceless—it was a documentary on the life of Roberto Clemente. I’d heard the stories from my mom and grandfathers, but that video was young Zach’s first experience with seeing the legend playing. Clemente was my first hero. That fall I went as him for Halloween, named my goldfish Roberto, selected 21 as my favorite number, and watched that video so many times the tape started to break. Years later I’d buy several Clemente patches and sew them onto a hat. #21 will always hold a special place in my heart.

My childhood memories of the Pirates are composed of short memory snippets. Lloyd McClendon was one of my favorite players ever since I attended a game where he hit a grand slam. I saw a bench-clearing brawl in person. I sat in peanut heaven, along the first base lines, and everywhere else in both stadiums. I went to a doubleheader against the Padres with a friend’s family and made a big stink when they wanted to leave in the middle of the second game. I saw a seemingly endless stream of third basemen pass through—Freddy Garcia, Chance Sanford, Ed Sprague, and other general nobodies. I watched all of the Cordova/Rincon no-hitter on TV. I grew up on stories of Harvey Haddix’s greatest game ever pitched, Maz’s fluid double plays, and the old-time greats like Wagner and Traynor. I read Pirate biographies and allowed myself to dream during the 1997 Freak Show season. I hated my 7th grade English teacher after she told me that she didn’t think the Pirates deserved a new stadium. In Little League when other kids pretended to be Griffey or McGwire, I pretended to be Jermaine Allensworth.

Since I’ve graduated high school, I’ve stayed a devoted fan even without my mom’s influence. When I lived in DC, I went to see the Pirates in RFK with my friends and even converted my Bulgarian friend to be a Pirates fan. At one game I wore a Dan Marino Pitt jersey and someone shouted at me from across the section “LACES OUT DAN!” That isn’t Pirates related—I just wanted to share. When I spent a summer of undergrad in Pittsburgh working on campus, I bought season tickets with my best buddy from home. Staying up for the 18 inning game with my two best friends only to see it end with Jason Bay bowling over a catcher definitely ranks among my top ten life experiences. I went with that same buddy to see the Pirates in the Jake in Cleveland. I was heartbroken when the Pirates took Bullington over Upton. I listened live on the web just to see if the Pirates would take Neil Walker. I read Moneyball and imagined myself using my number-crunching skills to turn around my beloved franchise—I realize that the economics of small market baseball will always be against us but a little logic and original thought would go a long way. When volunteering at FanFest during the All-Star Game, I saw Dave Littlefield and lingered awkwardly like a sex offender waiting for him to finish his conversation while I thought up various questions and insults. When the time came, I introduced myself and nervously stammered out “good luck at the trading deadline.” It’s no “are you an idiot or just a yes-man?” but, in all fairness, he really needed to have luck on his side because an eye for talent was not. Still, I have faith that some day the Pirates will draft, sign, and trade well and become the new model small market franchise.

Now that I’m a grad student in Austin, I’ll have the chance to cheer for my team in Enron/Minute Maid in addition to watching them online. I’ll continue to sing the praises of Nate McLouth and Ian Snell to a generation of people who have grown up regarding the Pirates the same way I regard the Cincy Bengals—a perpetually awful team that has always been so and always will be so. I may well be the only person in Texas who knows the true history of this storied franchise. I haven’t lost my faith yet. Just as I once went on a Joe Beimel-related profanity-laced tirade in front of a bunch of undergrads I’d met only hours ago, I’ll continue to care fervently—perhaps a wee bit too much at times. I have complete faith that some day I’ll be training my kids to be Pirates fans and that they’ll be seeing a winning team.

Zach Pozun
Austin, Texas


Me with some friends at the BoSox game we tailgated. Clearly, I am the only real fan—I’m the only one in a Pirates (NOT Steeler) jersey AND keeping score.

Watching the Pirates in RFK with my Bulgarian friend, Yana. Note my t-shirt says “The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.” Take that, Nationals fans!

Wearing my self-sewn Clemente patch hat with my dad on a gondola in Venice.


10. BRANDON RILEY - PITTSBURGH, PA

My name is Brandon Riley and I am 14 years old. I have always been a big Pirate’s fan, but within the last 4 years or so I have become a much greater fan. I take blow after blow from people at school and even within my home, but my loyalty has yet to falter. I have been to opening day 2 of the past 3 years and plan to keep going. I usually go to a fair amount of games whenever school or sports don’t interfere. Within the past year, I have remodeled my bedroom into a Bucco sanctuary. The walls sport the Pirates yellow with the ceiling white and the closet doors black. I have a wall-covering mural of PNC Park on one of my walls. On another wall, I have an autographed, framed Adam LaRoche jersey mounted on the wall with a mounted bat featuring the autographs of Jason Bay and Freddy Sanchez. On top of my dresser I have an array of items I got from Piratefest 2008. I got a Pirate’s t-shirt with about 7 autographs and 5 player cards that are autographed. In conclusion, I feel that I am one of, if not the biggest Pirate’s fans from anywhere.


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