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3/03/2009

PENS PUT SATAN ON WAIVERS; SID OUT TONIGHT



TSN has reported that the Penguins have placed disappointing winger Miroslav Satan on waivers. He's one of several high-profile players placed on waivers the day before tomorrow's trade deadline; others include former Penguin Gary Roberts, Anaheim's Brendan Morrison, and Ottawa's Martin Gerber.

So what's the move that Ray Shero's got up his sleeve? Staal to Atlanta for Colby Armstrong?

Update: some breaking news...Sidney Crosby will miss tonight's reunion with the Tampa Bay chapter of Penguin alumni with that nagging groin injury.

Update 2.0: The Kings say they're not trading Alexander Frolov to the Penguins for Jordan Staal. Which means the Kings will probably trade Alexander Frolov to the Penguins for Jordan Staal.

Send your news, tips, and links to Mondesishouse@gmail.com.

9/24/2008

NOAH WELCH IS DONATING HIS BRAIN

To be perfectly honest with you, I devoted much of my alloted MH writing time for the day to another "behind enemy lines"-style preview, this week for the Blogimore Ravens site, run by Dewey Hammond, who doubles as managing editor of Yardbarker.com, the blog network you've come to know and love.
That means I had to pass over coverage of a lot of great stories, including Pedro Alvarez signing on the dotted line(!), Matt Millen's Littlefield-esque run finally ending in Detroit, the suspension of Plaxico Burress, and John Clayton apparently passing gas on live TV.
For reasons I'm still trying to figure out, I decided to devote my nighttime post to the fact that former Penguin Noah Welch is one of a handful of athletes who recently pledged to donate their brains for examination after death.

Boston University's Center for the Study of Traumatic Encephalopathy also got commitments from former Patriot Ted Johnson and former Titan TE Frank Wycheck for their concussion-based research.
The center has so far determined that four deceased former NFL players suffered from brain damage commonly associated with boxers, and three of the four were Steelers: HOF center Mike Webster, OL Terry Long, and OL Justin Strzelczyk, who are joined on the list by former Eagle Andre Waters.
It's a nice gesture by Welch, who will go down in Penguin history as the guy traded for Gary Roberts in 2007. He's appeared in just six games so far for Florida, where he'll be competing for a spot once again this season. I think it's pretty safe to chalk up that trade under the victory column for Ray Shero, no?

7/01/2008

WELCOME BACK JAROMIR?

It's not the plot for a sitcom, it's a genuine possiblity...at least according to sportsnet.ca, the site that's reporting the Penguins have offered a contract to Jaromir Jagr. Let me now pick myself off of the floor, sniff some smelling salts and try to finish this post.
It's been a busy start to free agency today for the Penguins, who've already re-upped Mark Eaton for two years at and Pascal Dupuis for three. They're also reportedly close to an extension for Evgeni Malkin in the $8.5 million/year ballpark, which is looking more and more like a bargain given the early events of this year's UFA market (like 2 years, $20 million for 37-year-old Mats Sundin).
The Pens have also lost their third and fourth free agents of the offseason, watching Ty Conklin go to, of all teams, the Detroit Red Wings and Adam Hall join Gary Roberts and Ryan Malone in Pittsburgh South, Tampa Bay. And Marian Hossa looks like he's ultimately a goner as well, as Edmonton looks to be among the current front-runners for his services.
So yeah, next year's team...probably going to look a little different. On the bright side, you may be able to wear your old Jagr jersey again.

Penguins among teams courting Jagr [Sportsnet.ca]

MALKIN EXTENSION NEAR; PENS RE-SIGN DUPUIS, EATON [TSN]

2008 Free Agent Signings [TSN]

Oilers will throw rich offer Hossa's way [Edmonton Journal via LGP]

6/30/2008

NEWS AND NOTES

Been out of town for a few days, so I'm majorly backed up on reader emails and links. Plus, there are a few articles ready to go up, as well as the full recap and breakdown of the Pittsburgh Sports Media Popularity Contest. So help me at least partially clear out my inbox with a few of the better reader-submitted links:
--Former Lions RB Kevin Jones worked out, and the Steelers were one of four teams in attendance. I thought they were overloaded at running back?
--CBS's Pete Prisco decided to stir the pot and rank the Top 50 NFL players. Ben Roethlisberger was the only Steeler to crack the list, at #17. Of course, he would have to be below Carson Palmer (#8). The biggest story may be that FOUR Vikings made the top 20: #10, Kevin Williams; #12, Jared Allen; 15, Adrian Peterson; and 19, Steve Hutchinson.
--Kiss 96.1 found video of Georges Laraque singing "Ice, Ice Baby". Not sure if this will help or hurt him in free agency.
--The DVE morning show mentioned www.rottenneighbor.com, a website to "locate, rate, and share good and bad neighbors before and after you move."
--Cecil from Cecil sent over the 2008 video of the Stephen A. Smith sock-puppet hecklers at the NBA Draft.
--Vote for Pierogis N'at's Big Snack, a.k.a. Contestant 9, in an ESPN Radio 1250 search for on-air talent.
--Bob Smizik makes the case that Tampa Bay's turaround gives the Pirates hope. I think of the Rays kind of like the Penguins: a team blessed with so many high draft picks that they are just overloaded with young talent. Sorry, but the Pirates aren't in that boat yet.
Much more to follow later today

6/05/2008

SO CLOSE...


RED WINGS 3
PENGUINS 2

Watching this season play out, the way the Penguins' 2007-08 campaign finally ended pretty much summed it all up: a talented team facing adversity gave an incredible, gutsy effort.

Down 3-1 while getting only one shot on goal through the first 16 minutes of the third period? No problem. Summon Sergei Gonchar and Marian Hossa for a little power-play magic and give us renewed hope with a minute-and-a-half remaining.

With the lid of Mellon Arena ready to be blown off, Marian Hossa's final effort trickled past Detroit goalie Chris Osgood, just inches away from tying the score as the clock ran out on the Boys of Winter.

It was an excruciating tease of what could have been.

But hockey, like football and golf, is a game of inches. A bounce here, a bounce there, and the Penguins could have won more than two games in this series. But there is no doubt that the better team won. The Penguins were the NHL's #2 team this year, and considering the age and inexperience of many of these players, there's no shame in that. But the day after, that's a message that no one wants to hear, especially the players.

As the title implies, the Penguins were both close and far in this series. Things couldn't have started much worse than back-to-back shutouts in Detroit, coming home with a 7-0 goal defecit.

There were times when this series had the feel of the 1960 World Series between the Yankees and Pirates. Yes, it was played about 20 years before I was born, but I've heard and read about it enough to know what happened.

Going into Game Seven, the Yankees won three games over the Pirates by scores of 16-3, 10-0, and 12-0. The Pirates also won three games: 6-2, 3-2, and 5-2. And as we all know, it took every bit of the seventh game, right down to the final at-bat, for the Pirates to eek out a 10-9 victory on home turf, cementing Bill Mazeroski's legacy in this town for the rest of time.

From 1947-1959, the Yankees won eight World Series and appeared in two others. Of the three years in that span that they didn't make it, their records were 94-60 (1948), 103-51 (1954), and 79-75 (1959). Their team was stocked with names like Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris, Yogi Berra, and Whitey Ford...and that was just in 1960, to say nothing of the DiMaggios, Rizzutos, and Billy Martins that played in the years preceding.

To tie my comparison together, the Penguins were outshot by the following margins in this series: 36-19, 34-22, 34-24, 30-23, 58-32, and 30-22. True, shots alone don't win games, but they certainly give you an indication of who is in possession of the puck, and that was not the Penguins. They scored a grand total of 10 goals in six games, with seven of those 10 coming in just two games. They were facing a Red Wings team absolutely stocked with experienced, Stanley Cup-winning talent.

And much like the 1960 Pirates, these Penguins bridged the apparent gap between the two championship contestants with an amazing effort and a never-say-die attitude. After the series' start, few would have been surprised to see a sweep. But a funny thing happened on the way to that four-game series: the Penguins made it a series. This is not a team that packs it in.

The obstacles in the Penguins' path were many. First and foremost was the ridiculous Detroit defense, which was somehow able to totally neutralize the red-hot Pens, who had just had their way with the entire Eastern Conference. At times it was felt like trying to penetrate the Steel Curtain defense.

The Red Wings were able to hold Evgeni Malkin to a mere one goal for the entire series. The Penguins' goal scoring was very top-heavy, with three of their 10 from Hossa, two from Sidney Crosby, and two from the surprisingly efficient Adam Hall. Ryan Malone, Pascal Dupuis, and Gary Roberts were held to just one assist each. Jordan Staal failed to crack the scoring ledger.

With the lack of scoring production came the increased importance of other factors. Marc-Andre Fleury certainly silenced any remaining doubters who failed to notice his 19-10-2, 2.33 regular season or his 12-2 record coming into the Finals. Brooks Orpik and Hal Gill did their part to make the Red Wings sore on a regular basis. For inspirational purposes, you could look at a number of guys playing hurt, most notably Gonchar and Malone. There was the added lift from veterans Roberts and Daryl Sydor. And of course, no one will forget the efforts of Max Talbot or Petr Sykora in the near future.

Even on the losing end, it was as heroic an effort as anyone could have asked for. The Penguins gave, gave, and gave up until the final buzzer. Sadly, it was not to be this year. And I realize we can't take any future Finals appearances for granted, but the future is certainly bright.

So today, the offseason officially begins. GM Ray Shero is in a tough situation, as some combination of Hossa, Roberts, Dupuis, Hall, Malone, Orpik, Ty Conklin, Georges Laraque, and Jarkko Ruutu will surely sign for greater dollars elsewhere. But as he's proven time and time again, he's more than competent at his job. And while I'd love to see a guy like Hossa back in the black and gold next season, the Penguins will be a challenger for the crown regardless of who stays or goes.

To the Penguins, we thank you for an incredible, memorable season. From the October 5th opener against Carolina to the Winter Classic to the climactic finale last night, it will be regarded as a year for the ages.

The great thing for fans about playing this late into the season? Training camp's only a few short months away. I'm sure this nucleus will be more than ready to finish what they started.

5/28/2008

Koz: STATE OF THE PENGUINS


It’s been several days since Marc-Andre Fleury fell flat on his face while running onto the ice before Game 1. I thought it was a bad omen, but even the most superstitious fan wouldn’t have predicted the ineptitude that followed. After months of dominating play, the Penguins have been an absolute embarrassment so far in the Stanley Cup Final.

Ironically, Fleury is the least of the Penguins problems, though he’s been quite ordinary. No amount of saves will do unless the offense scores a goal, but Fleury must play better if the Pens are going to put up a fight. Fleury has allowed more soft goals in two games than he has in months.

Michel Therrien complained about obstruction and diving that went uncalled by the referees after Game 2. It was embarrassing, not because Therrien was “whining” as rival fans might suggest, but because it was the only response he had available.

After Game 1, the “we didn’t play our game” spiel worked. After showing no better two days later Therrien was left with no other discourse. What did you expect him to say? “We don’t belong here? We aren’t as good as the Red Wings? I think it’s over?”

Any educated sports fan can understand Therrien is attempting some “gamesmanship.” By lobbying in the press, maybe a ref will think twice and be more likely to call something. It’s why baseball managers get histrionic and take first base with them into the dugout and why football coaches stuff still photos from the press box into umpires shirts. Even still, it was depressing to see the team so soundly beaten that the only response the coach had was to deflect the pressure toward the officials.

[Ed. note: PLEASE, PLEASE mic up Therrien]

Is Chris Osgood diving? Yes, as just about every goalie does when they get run into. Ryan Malone entered the crease when he was called for goaltender interference. It was undisciplined, reckless, and asking for trouble -- especially in light of the Holmstrom interference call in Game 1. The most demoralizing part of the whole play was that even after flopping, Osgood stopped Gonchar’s slapshot from the point.

Sykora’s bump into Osgood in the waning minutes was another immature move born of frustration more common of Pennsylvania’s other hockey team. Osgood definitely embellished again but that only added to an already pathetic scene.

Did Roberts cheap shot Johan Franzen? I don’t know, maybe. Ryan Whitney definitely did. It’s smart for the Pens to go at an opponent’s known physical weakness, but do it in the normal flow of play and let the cheap shots come from the eastern Pennsylvania hockey team, please.

Sidney Crosby thinks the scoring chances have been pretty equal. Really? Other than one of the Wings tripping on octopus goo (and “Regular Season Jordan Staal” making an appearance by missing the net), how many clear chances have the Pens generated? I can only think of one (the Dupuis partial breakaway). Conversely, the Wings have had several odd man chances per period.

Evgeni Malkin says he’s tired. Okay -- then bench him. Unfortunately, the 0-2 hole cannot allow for him to be scratched, but maybe Malkin should stew on the bench for 20 minutes. He could get some rest and maybe inject a little emotion into his play. It’s not like he’s doing much out there anyway (generating only one shot in 120 minutes). Besides, what’s one more period without offense when you’ve got a nice streak of six in a row going?

This isn’t the team we’ve watched all season. It certainly isn’t the team I drove from Indianapolis to watch in what I thought would be a memorable week. So far it’s just been something I wish I could forget. I feel bad for the folks that went to Detroit. We never even got a good estimation of how many were in attendance because, other than one “Ruuutuuuuu” in the first game, there was nothing to cheer about.

I haven’t lost all faith and neither should you. That’s what being a fan is all about. But that doesn’t change my embarrassment as a Pens fan right now. I’m not going to make excuses for a team that’s being flat-out whooped. I’ll be in attendance to do my part for Games 3 and 4 -- wearing white, cheering, and cow bell ringing. There will be 17,000+ just like me and another couple thousand outside. I just hope the twenty guys in the black sweaters show up too.

5/27/2008

QUITE A HOLE WE'VE EXCAVATED

DETROIT 3

PENGUINS 0

No, not even the much-ballyhooed presence of Luke Ravenstahl could inspire the Pens in Detroit

You've overachieved by everyone's standards all year long. Your team is down two games to none, failing to muster even one goal in Detroit Rock City. What time is it? Time for everyone's favorite pastime, The Blame Game!

Michel Therrien is blaming the refs. Gene Collier is calling out Gary Roberts for a "chicken-scat cheap shot" on Johan Franzen. John Fedko was pointing the finger at Evgeni Malkin, arguably the Penguins' 2007-08 regular season MVP, who has only one shot in two games. Fedko's callers were blaming Marc-Andre Fleury for giving up a few less-than-stellar goals. ESPN's Scott Burnside was busy making note of Ryan Malone's four penalties. Ron Cook is so down on the Penguins as a whole that he wants to know if it's too early to pick the Red Wings in three.

Everyone has theories, but no one has answers for how to deal with the Detroit Red Wings. They have outplayed, outhustled, and outscored the Penguins in nearly every facet of the game.

So the Penguins return home to Pittsburgh battered and bruised, their egos undoubtedly damaged. In what's becoming a recurring theme among the scratched, Georges Laraque was the latest to voice his opinion. Therrien and his coaches will go back to the drawing board, possibly juggling lines once again. What impact these events have had and will have on the Penguins' locker room is unknown to anyone who doesn't have access inside that sacred ground.

The bottom line is that the Red Wings aren't this good and the Penguins obviously aren't this bad. The shots for the Pens on Monday night were nearly as bad as in Game One: 6, 6, and 10, outshot 34-22 by the Wings. But just getting shots doesn't guarantee anything, because flopping Detroit goalie Chris Osgood has stopped every shot he's faced thus far.

Is the series over? Absolutely not, according to Max Talbot: "Look at me. I am really positive. We are going home, and that is a great thing. It is not like we lost two games at home. We lost the two away games. I think we got some good scoring chances. It could have went one side or the other."

I can only hope Talbot believes what he's saying, and watching him over the years, I'm sure he does. Hopefully that attitude is contagious, because the 1971 Chicago Blackhawks are the only team that's failed to win the Cup after winning the first two games at home. And if Detroit joins that team in history, that will be a Blame Game I'd love to see.

The Links:

PG:

Penguins face huge odds in trying to overcome 2-0 deficit

Penguins Q&A with Dave Molinari

Reputations falling as fast as Penguins

Detroit's domination has Penguins dazed, confused

Game Two: Stanley Cup Final photos

Red Wings: Babcock promises a better performance at Mellon Arena despite two practically flawless games

Detroit's domination has Penguins dazed, confused

Laraque unhappy with not playing

Trib:

Game 2: Scoreless Pens lose again (with Photo Gallery)

Starkey: Pens, Malkin fail to respond

Detroit Free Press:

Mitch Albom: Wings just two wins away from Cup

Angry Pens take verbal shots at Osgood

Franzen's return is one more headache for Penguins

ESPN:

Machinelike Wings taking life out of Penguins, Cup finals

Cherry/Melrose

The Crosby File

Pens look to regroup

TSN:

Just Two Good

Video: Highlights: PIT 0, DET 3

Video: The Breakdown

Video: A Little Bad Blood

Video: Podium: Sidney Crosby

Video: Podium: Michel Therrien

Video: Podium: Mike Babcock

Penguins still looking for first goal of Final

5/01/2008

THE NEWS

--Have to lead with this sent in (which was only available cached, for some reason) from a very loyal reader who's given many a valuable tip in his day:

For the second-straight day Wednesday, rocker Jon Bon Jovi was on hand at Madison Square Garden to watch the Penguins practice.

A Manhattan resident and huge sports fan, Bon Jovi is co-owner of the Arena Football League’s Philadelphia Soul.

So Bon Jovi, Mr. New Jersey, is a closet Pens fan? This is big news! I doubt that's going to sit well with Devils fans.

--The new fashion trend among Penguins is walking boots, as Max Talbot and Rob Scuderi were both seen wearing them yesterday. Both will be game-time decisions tonight. Gary Roberts and Daryl Sydor are ready, willing, and able to replace them.

--Large Ben says he had no influence on the Steelers' draft picks...other than his request for a tall receiver a few months ago.

--In other Roethlisberger-related news, my favorite QB just dropped $100,000 on the city of Pittsburgh for the purchase of K-9 units, protective vests, and other equipment for the Pittsburgh Police Department.

--The Pens-Rangers Game Three matchup drew higher ratings than Dancing With The Stars, NCIS, American Idol, and Law & Order SVU, proving once again that Sidney Crosby > Simon Cowell.

--Pens players wish Sean Avery nothing but the best, because the Penguins are classy guys.

--Mike Prisuta says the Pens are beaking at the right time. That's right, he said beaking.

--Ian Snell is not feeling it this year - and it shows.

--Good news! The PLCB wants to set up a statewide network of 100 satellite wine kiosks. If there's one thing our state needs, it's easier access to alcohol.

--Roger Clemens is now being linked to Paula Dean Daly, AKA the former wife of John Daly. The hits just keep on comin' for the Rocket.

--Tyler Hansbrough finally took the advice of Duke fans and jumped off a roof.

--In today's New York Times: Pittsburgh surpasses Los Angeles as nation's sootiest city. AND we have an NFL team! Take that, LA!

--Is Mariah Carey really engaged to Nick Cannon?

--Exxon just announced earnings of $10.89 billion for the first quarter of 2007.

--Ashlee Simpson's new album sales were so low, they were beaten by a comedy album.

--Gas prices are so high, they're even affecting NASCAR ticket sales.

--Christina Applegate truly is one of People's 100 Most Beautiful People.

4/17/2008

GOODNIGHT AND SWEEP TIGHT

PENGUINS 3
SENATORS 1
Thankfully, the Pittsburgh Penguins finally put the Ottawa Senators out of their miserable existence with a series-ending, 3-1 victory on Canadian soil last night. It was another dominant performance by the young Pens, who outshot the Senators 34-22 despite just four shots in the third period.
Of those 34 shots, Marian Hossa had nine of them, yet somehow managed to not score a goal. Despite his 0 goal, 0 assist performance, Hossa was awarded the third star, indicative of the strong all-around game that he played in Game Four.
But the real story of the night was the amazing Jarkko Ruutu goal at 15:28 of the second period, one of the "jump out of your seat" variety. It put the Penguins ahead for good, and was later supplemented by a Sidney Crosby empty netter with eight seconds to go.
The game featured another strong performance by Marc-Andre Fleury, who's really come of age in this year's postseason, stopping 21 of 22 shots.
This series was an important stepping stone in the progression of this young nucleus, but I was glad to hear that Sidney Crosby reminded everyone of the bigger picture. Obviously Sidney was never a member of the Pitt Panthers basketball team; he has his eyes fixated on the ultimate prize and that's about it.
The second round will be undoubtedly be tougher than the first, regardless of who the opponent will be. I'm pretty sure the unknown victim-to-be will also play like they give a crap (unlike Ottawa) which will make a much more entertaining series. The Senators were plagued by numerous injuries, poor morale, and one of the dumbest executive decisions made in the history of pro sports (the mural and decision to keep it). They can now begin their offseason tour of the world's finest golf courses, which was their true destination from the beginning of this series.
Notes:
--Gary Roberts missed his second consecutive game due to a groin injury.
--The Penguins will play either Washington, the New York Rangers, New Jersey or Boston in the next round.
--Who else was impressed at the eagle eye of Bob Errey calling the kick-in by Antoine Vermette?
--Since 1996, only one Stanley Cup loser has won a playoff series the next year.
--The sweep was the Penguins' first since they defeated Chicago in the 1992 Stanley Cup final.
--Ottawa went 10 minutes, 12 seconds without a shot.
--The Senators led the series for a total of 4:28 and were outshot 161-112. The final score of the series was 16-5.
--FSN is working on the demand for more HD.
--Was that Cotton Eyed Joe I heard last night? Somewhere, A.J. was smiling.
--The PG's Empty Netters had a great crowd shot from outside Mellon Arena:

4/14/2008

MURAL THIS

PENGUINS 4

SENATORS 1

A lot was made about the mural plastered outside the visitors' locker room in Ottawa, one which illustrates the Senators escorting the Penguins out of the 2006-07 playoffs. Sure, it was posted before the Senators knew they were playing the flightless birds in round one. But universally, it was recognized as a pretty classless act, if for no other reason than the non-attempt to cover it up as a courtesy to their first-round opponent.

So the mural stayed, much to the chagrin of Penguin Nation. It was extra motivation for a team that already had plenty of reasons to despise their opponent. Was that the little mental boost that the Penguins needed in a tough road playoff game? We'll never know, but there's one thing we can say with a great deal of certainty: the Ottawa Senators are teetering on the cliff of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

The Sens got Daniel Alfredsson back (to a standing ovation), which was definitely a motivational tool. The crowd was behind the team, the house was a-rockin', and the Penguins (especially Marc-Andre Fleury, who's quietly having a great playoff run) withstood just about everything Ottawa threw at them.

After a scoreless first period, Ottawa drew first blood with a Nick Foligno goal 1:11 into the second. The Pens answered about five minutes later, as Maxime "Superstar" Talbot scored to tie everything up at one. As the clock ticked to zero, there would be just 20 minutes left to decide this one. But the Penguins needed just 12 seconds to officially put this out of reach, as Sidney Crosby put one by Martin Gerber for what would be the deciding goal. A little more than a minute later, Jordan Staal tacked on the Penguins' third goal of the evening, and at 11:05, the self-destructing Senators allowed goal number four, Marian Hossa's first playoff goal as a Penguin. 4-1, Pens win, Pens win. See ya Wednesday night; don't forget to bring your brooms to Ottawa.

Notes:

--Gary Roberts did not play due to a groin injury, and was spotted in a hockey celebrity-filled luxury box on his Blackberry.

--Trib wrapup and nice photo gallery here

--Ottawa Sun recap here

--The Pens outshot the Sens, 38-34.

--Marian Hossa was FSN's Player of the Game for his one goal, two assist performance.
--The Russian Syklone Line combined for one point, a Ryan Malone assist.
--When the Penguins grab a 3-0 series lead, they are 6-1. They blew a 3-0 lead in 1975 against the Islanders, one of only two times that such a comeback has ever happened.

--The PG's excellent Empty Netters wondered if this Pirate ad was worthy of 1/4 of the screen. The answer is an emphatic NO.

--Game Four goes down Wednesday night at Ottawa. The puck drops at 7, the Senators drop a few hours later.

4/09/2008

A Good Start

PENGUINS 4

SENATORS 0

As a Penguin fan, you couldn't ask for a better script than the one that played out on Wednesday night. The hockey sandwiched between two Gary Roberts goals was a dominating performance in every sense. Period.

Finally, Ray Shero's vision for his team played out before our eyes, as we could see a full squad (sans Mark Eaton) at full strength. This is a team that is strong in nearly every facet of the game: they have elite scorers, role players, tough guys, instigators, goaltending, defense, youth, veterans, depth, and chemistry. Their only perceived weakness could be the lack of a deep playoff run for most of these players, but I'm thinking they'll learn on the fly in this year's second season.

Sure, Ottawa is a team that backed into the postseason. But this is still the playoffs, the Senators still have Dany Heatley and Jason Spezza the last time I checked, and strange things have been known to happen in Lord Stanley's Season. The Penguins would have none of it. Their body language told the story: they looked loose and they played loose. It was a confident effort, with strong performances all around. It was pretty much the complete opposite of last year's game one.

Favorite moments? There were many: Gary Roberts' pace-setting goal 1:08 into the game; Gary Roberts' goal at 18:25 of the third; Gary Roberts' end-of-the-game scrap and subsequent refusal to leave the ice; and even a few non-Gary Roberts moments: Petr Sykora's goal to give the Pens a big 2-0 cushion; Evgeni Malkin's first-ever playoff goal to extend the lead to 3-0; Marc-Andre Fleury's weiner shot to Martin Lapointe, followed by Maxime Talbot coming to MAF's defense and tackling Lapointe; Sidney Crosby mixing it up with Wade Redden, followed by Ryan Whitney delivering the beatdown of his career to Redden; and Fleury skating off the ice with his first career playoff shutout. As Michel Therrien said in his postgame comments, "You can't ask for a better way to start the series."

Despite all of the good vibes, I did feel for two people: first, for Marian Hossa. It looked like there was a lid on the goal for him, as he was shutout on seven shots on goal. But eventually, they'll start falling, and he can put the postseason ghosts of seasons past to bed. He did get on the scoresheet with an assist on the second Roberts goal.
I also felt for Anton Volchenkov, the Senator who was bloodied after being hit in the head with a puck. You never want to see anything like that happen.
So the stage has been set for Game Two, Friday night at the Igloo. The puck drops at 7 PM, and the gloves shortly thereafter. This series will certainly have no shortage of bad blood, as evidenced on numerous occasions in Game One. I'm pretty confident that Senators coach/windbag Bryan Murray will come up with a dumb quote or 10 between now and then that will further stoke the fires of the Crosbys and Roberts of the room. And much like Wednesday night, I'm also confident that those players (and others) will make the Senators wish that the Penguins beat the Flyers in the regular season finale.

Game/playoff notes:
--Nice Trib story and photo gallery here
--Crosby was held scoreless
--17,132 was the announced crowd
--Murray was not optimistic about Daniel Alfredsson returning by the middle of the series
--Mark Recchi joined the NHL on TSN for the playoffs
--Some surprising news: the city of Pittsburgh has Cup Fever
--You can watch the game outside Mellon Arena on giant TV screens:

2/06/2008

Koz: Penguins Quick Hits

Unfortunately, I have work commitments or else it would be a perfect time for a pilgrimage for the weekend home stand. Four home games in a row offer a great chance to earn valuable points against a couple division foes as the Pens continue to ride out this injury streak.

Obligatory mention of Monday’s game: What a roller coaster ride – the kind that’s lots of fun until the little girl in the car in front of you pukes about two-thirds of the way through the ride. The late collapse was just about the worst we’ve seen this season. I think it’s mostly coincidencidental that everything went south after Therrien called timeout to give the boys a breather – talk about your all time backfires. But still, I don’t want to grill the team for one bad period.

Because the Super Bowl commercials are terribly overrated: We’ve featured a lot of YouTubes here lately, but here are two Sidney Crosby commercials that you might not have seen before, mostly because they air in Canada.



Yeah, that fancy breakaway competition was missing a big piece



The Russian guy kind of reminds me of Brett Lindros


Recommended hockey reading of the week: I’m not going to get on a soap box about the crappy coverage of hockey in the United States, but I am going to give you a site to check out. TSN.ca is like ESPN.com for Canada and a good place for hockey news. A quick scan of their TradeCentre rumour page (love that Canadian spelling, eh?) mentions Darryl Sydor on the block and the Pens as suitors for the services of John-Michael Liles. This is the first I’ve heard Liles name mentioned with the Pens. Liles has offensive prowess, but hasn’t produced this year at all (2 goals in 53 games). Not sure if there’s much to that or where he would fit.

Got to give something to get something: It’s fun to talk about who the Pens might trade for, but it’s not as much fun to talk about who they would trade away. It’s hard to look at the roster and pick a name to ship out. Brooks Orpik has been talked about, but he brings something the rest of the current defensive corps doesn’t – an intense physical game. The current crop of AHLers filling in for the big club doesn’t strike me as anything for enticing trade bait, so I wonder how much, if any, deadline movement we’ll see. Something curious could be going on with the D, whether it’s Orpik, Sydor or otherwise. The Pens just recalled Alex Goligoski and will again have seven defensemen on the roster for now.

Fixing the NHL: Shootouts – I like ‘em, I love ‘em, I want some more of ‘em. (Good grief, did I just quote a country song!?) Anyway, the shootout ought to be expanded to five shooters. Three is over and done too quickly and five shooters gets more of the team involved. One of the big criticisms of the shootout is that it’s too dependent on individuals performance and makes too much of an impact on a team game. Blah! The shootout makes you stop and watch, which is exactly what the NHL needs.

Hockey auction of the week: Attention Gary Roberts fans! Here’s your chance to own the lineup card for the game where GR scored his 900th career point. Careful, you’ll be bidding against Blake Comeau’s mom.

3/15/2007

Morning Wrapup

It's a busy week in the Pittsburgh sports world. New arena...red hot hockey team...NCAA men's tournament...NCAA women's tournament...plenty of things to take our mind off of the pending baseball season. So let's dive right in.
The Penguins beat the Devils by a count of 3-0 on Wednesday night, which means they took down the top two teams in the Eastern Conference in a 27-hour span. And on this night, no overtime was necessary.
Jarkko Ruutu, Shootout Christensen and Jordan Staal lit the lamp for the Penguins, who passed Ottawa for 4th place in the Eastern Conference with Wednesday's win. Jocelyn Thibault picked up the 37th shutout of his career, the first since a 2003-04 goose egg while with the Blackhawks.
Mike Rupp, Devils bench...Devils bench, Mike Rupp.
Gary Roberts: great at hockey, great at introductions.
Meanwhile, the Pitt Panthers are getting ready for their postseason debut at 9:40 PM Thursday night on CBS. Panther Nation has already arrived in Buffalo for the first-round matchup against Wright State.

Aaron Gray, doing his part to make eBay dreams come true for a few die-hard Panther fans.

Pitt looks to avoid the 3-14 upset that took the postseason life of No. 3 seed Iowa last season. If you happened to miss it, be sure to check out the Deadspin Pants Party preview of the game. Pitt Blather has had great info all week, including the official ESPN forecast:

Wrapping up the men's tournament goodies is Maxim's College Coach Look-a-likes gallery. Some inspired work here, including Gary Williams of Maryland and Moe Szyslak of Moe's Tavern.


Now we move to the women's tournament, with the first-ever mention of ladies' hoops in Mondesi's House history. And all it took was Pitt hosting the NCAA tournament while playing there.

With a win over James Madison in the first round, the Pitt women would likely face 1-seed Tennessee at the Pete. This is being billed as the biggest women's basketball event to ever hit Pittsburgh, and it's hard to argue. UT is led by legendary coach/54-year-old cheerleader Pat Summitt.

I'm happy for Pitt that they're potentially hosting such an intriguing matchup, but why must a one-seed be forced to play on the home court of an 8-seed? I mean, everything the NCAA does usually makes a lot of sense, but they're losing me here.

The most exciting Pirate news of the day: Andrew McCutchen must be really good, because he already has a baseball card worth $800. As George Costanza was known to do, I'll end this on a high note---a rarity in any column mentioning the word "Pirate".

3/07/2007

The Amazin' Pens

The Penguins just keep finding new ways to win...blown leads that give way to shootouts, fierce comebacks that lead to shootouts...the key is getting to the shootout, because that seems to be their comfort zone these days.
On Tuesday evening, the Team That May Be Relocated (come on, Vegas? Seriously?) erased a three-goal defecit en route to a 5-4 overtime victory against the Ottawa Senators, the Penguins' 8th shootout win of the season. The Pens are 5-4 in overtime games, and 8-5 in overtime games extended into a shootout. That's 22 of 66 games this season that have gone beyond 60 minutes. If this were an old team, I'd be worried at all the extra effort in acquiring their 81 points. But given the fact that the Pens are the second-youngest team in the league, I'll take the wins and the "character building", thank you very much.
Tuesday's game was a roller-coaster, but ultimately the pros outweighed the cons:
-Sidney Crosby continues to make me believe he's really an alien from the planet Krypton named Kal-El as he scored his third shootout goal in the last four games.
-Jordan Staal, who scored a total of 28 goals in juniors last year, lit the lamp for the 26th time, including his NHL-leading 7th of the shorthanded variety.
-Erik Christensen scored AGAIN in the shootout. They're becoming as automatic as extra points with this guy.
-Gary Roberts added a goal and his usual grit, making Ray Shero's initial deadline move look like a great one with each passing game.
-Jocelyn Thibault came out of the bullpen and did a solid job in goal, including a perfect shootout. *CORRECTION: Thibault actually did give up a goal, which I completely forgot in the euphoria of another shootout win. My apologies to Dean McAmmond, who scored the goal, and the Mondesi readers, who I grossly mislead with my sudden Thibault Mania. Thanks to Wes for pointing this out.
If you plan on watching, the Pens' next shootout victory will be Thursday night against the New Jersey Devils. 7:30 start time, with the shootout scheduled for 10:30.

3/05/2007

Weekend Wrapup

--Seriously, Pens...these shootout wins are killing me.

--Remind me to thank the NHL for scheduling the Flyers eight times this season.
--Erik Christensen: one of the most subdued goal celebrations of all time in the second period.
--The Georges Laraque fight watch is at three games and counting. You may be waiting a while, as opponents are in no hurry to challenge "BGL".
--If Laraque isn't stirring the pot to your liking yet, focus your eyes on one Gary Roberts.
--Does anyone know what planet Brett Hull resides on? Follow his argument during the intermission of the Pens-Flyers game on NBC on Sunday: if a team trades a pending free agent at the trade deadline, they shouldn't be allowed to sign him next year. Think the Penguins trading Mark Recchi to Carolina last year, then the Pens' subsequent re-signing of Recchi for this season.
No, I didn't understand his point, either.
--For the third straight year, Pitt winds down their regular season on a low note with a second loss to Marquette. In front of a national audience, Levance Fields completely lost his shooting stroke, going just 2-for-13 from the floor, including 1-of-8 from three-point land. If just a few more of those shots fall, with just a four-point defecit...
--Aaron Gray turned in a solid 18/13 effort in his last regular season game as a Panther. The Grayzilla finished with 14.4 points and 10.1 rebounds per game for the season...very similar to his 13.9/10.5 marks of a year ago. Looking back, I think we can agree that Gray had a solid season. But worthy of Preseason Big East Player of the Year? Let's not get carried away. (By the way, Gray's draft stock has fallen to #24, according to nbadraft.net).
--Anyone else catch that icy "handshake" between Jamie Dixon and Tom Crean after the game?
--After spending much of the year in the driver's seat, Pitt now falls all the way to third in the Big East with the loss. They'll most likely play Marquette in the first round of the tournament, as long the Sons of Dwyane Wade can get past 11-seed St. John's. Check out Pitt Blather for the complete Big East bracket.
--The NFL free agent period fascinated me:
-I think the Denver Broncos made an offer on every single player available. McGahee. Lewis. Henry. Kerney. Buckhalter. Graham. Geez, they're even bringing in Brad Johnson for a visit.
-The Texans gave $23 million to 30-year-old Ahman Green a year after turning their nose at Reggie Bush. There's a reason why they're the Texans.
-Tampa Bay now has three veteran QBs who've never won anything after picking up Jeff Garcia and Jake Plummer.
-Good call by all of the "experts" saying Garcia would sign with Denver to "mentor" Jay Cutler. I have news for you: Jeff Garcia is mentor to no one except Carmella Decesare.
-The Browns gave $49 million to former Bengal Eric Steinbach. Expect him to suffer a career-ending injury on the first day of minicamp.
-Joey Porter's name has been linked to Cleveland and Cincinnati. Words can't even begin to describe the fun either one of those possibilities would bring twice a year.
-Throughout the entire weekend, I never heard the words "Steelers" and "bringing in a free agent for a visit" uttered once.

--Duke loses again, this time giving a bloody nose to an enraged Tyler Hansbrough in the process. I see where the "Psycho T" nickname comes from.

--You have to check out Idiocracy with Luke Wilson on DVD. Best comedy I've seen in a long, long time. It was written by Mike (Beavis and Butthead, Office Space) Judge. There are plenty of conspiracy theories regarding its release, most notably the anti-corporate theme throughout the film.

I recommend Idiocracy almost as much as a certain DVD that hits on Tuesday:

--Try and catch Andrew Dice Clay: Dice Undisputed on VH1. It looks like I've found the show to fit my "one reality show at a time" quota. I was never a Dice fan, but I heard him on Stern last week and was immediately hooked. Looks like a keeper.

3/02/2007

Gloves Stay On, Pens Win

Thursday night meant the much-anticipated debut of new Penguins Georges Laraque and Gary Roberts on the stage of Madison Square Garden. While their play did not tremendously affect the outcome, they've at least proven their worth as good luck charms.
The Pens were able to shake off a nasty streak that's limited them to one goal in their last two games and outlast the Rangers, 4-3, in what else, a shootout. The Pens still haven't found a recipe for even-strength goals going back three games now, but if they manage to light the lamp twice while shorthanded (as they did tonight), that's not anything to complain about.
Marc-Andre Fleury was once again excellent in the shootout, probably because he's had so much practice. His stop on Jaromir was especially sweet. And Mr. Crosby looks like he's finding the knack for shootout game-winners, as he pulled off that feat for the second time this season.
I guess it's newsworthy that Laraque did not get into a fight tonight, but honestly, I don't see him getting into many. I see him in more of a guard-dog role. You know he's there, you know he bites, and you don't want to take a chance if you don't have to. His mere presence will act as a deterrent to a lot of the nonsense we've witnessed all season. But don't worry...eventually, someone will tease the guard dog, and they'll get bit.
Next up is a meeting with the Carolina Hurricanes Friday night at 7, part of the Penguins' March Madness tour of North America (17 games in 31 days). And no, Brooks Orpik nemesis Erik Cole will not be in the Hurricane lineup.

2/28/2007

Despite Roberts Press Conference, Pens Still Lose

Tuesday was a good day and a bad day for the Penguins. On the good side, they picked up Gary Roberts, Georges Laraque, Joel Kwiatkowski, and Nolan Schaefer. On the bad side, they waved goodbye to Noah Welch, Dominic Moore, and Danny Carcillo. On the good side, they welcomed Roberts to town with a press conference between periods. On the bad side, they also welcomed the New Jersey Devils to the Arena.
New Jersey brought their boring style to the Igloo and subsequently shut down the league's 3rd-highest-scoring team. The Pens are in the midst of a rare scoring slump, with just one goal (on a 5-on-3) in the last two games. It was only the third time this year the Penguins have been shut out. Detroit pulled off the goose egg in the second game of the year, and the Devils and Martin Brodeur shut them out on December 26.
On this night, Brodeur stopped all 31 shots he faced. His shutout tonight, the 12th of his season, moved him into a third place tie on the all-time list with 92 shutouts. Marc-Andre Fleury stopped 23 of 24, posting a solid effort after a few shaky performances from Penguin netminders.
All in all, it was another tough loss for our favorite hockey team. There's not much more to say; there were no fights, no Penguin goals, and no goalies pulled. It's a typical Devils game. So we need something to lift our collective spirits. And what better way than a video gallery of the best of Georges Laraque (other than his all-time best, the mic'd up version I posted earlier).

"Best Of" 2005-06 Season Compilation

"Versus Derek Boogaard, 11/14/06"


"Vs. Rob Ray"


"Vs Darcy Hordichuk 2/1/07"


"Vs. Donald Brashear"


"Vs. Darren McCarty"


"Vs. Chris Simon"


"Vs. Krzysztof Oliwa"


"Battling Racism in the NHL"

2/27/2007

BREAKING: Roberts and Laraque to Pens, Moore to Wild

TSN.ca has announced that the Pens have just finalized two trades:

Trade 1: The Pens trade forward Daniel Carcillo and an 8th round pick to the Coyotes for 30-year-old enforcer Georges Laraque (TSN link)

Trade 2: The Pens trade defenseman Noah Welch to Florida for 40-year-old forward Gary Roberts (TSN link)

Trade 3: The Pens ship Dominic Moore to Minnesota for a 3rd round draft pick (TSN link)

Laraque fills the need many feel the Penguins had for a tough guy. He also gives relationship advice every week on a radio show in every city he's played in. Sounds like he'll fit right in.



Roberts first laced up the skates for Calgary in 1986 and has scored 424 career goals, with a career high 51 in 1992. He waived his no-trade clause to join the Penguins.

Related:
Georges Laraque Official Website

2/26/2007

The Afternoon Killer

Will Gary Roberts be the Penguins' deadline deal?
Tyler Palko and Luke Getsy were, shall we say, less than impressive at the combine. If they want to be the next Bruce Gradkowski, they're going to have to raise their game.
Joe Montana answers all your questions about...hypertension and blood pressure.
Say it ain't so: is Stephen A. Smith moving to SportsCenter?
From the Captain Obvious Department: Barry Bonds won't cooperate in the Mitchell steroid investigation.
Wow, this guy really hates Jason Whitlock.
Here's a countdown of 10 unfair scapegoats in sports. I propose a list of 10 fair scapegoats.
It's Rats Gone Wild in a KFC-Taco Bell in New York City. Don't worry, they're all at least 18.
If you're a girl in South Pakistan, don't let your father use you in a poker game.
Anyone catch Kirsten Dunst's shoulder check on Tobey Maguire on the Oscars last night, and Maguire's cold stare? Probably not. Good thing there's video of it.