
12/07/2010
Steeler Notes: Heath Miller Doubtful for Sunday

Steeler Game Costs Dirty Ravens $55,000 in Fines
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1/25/2010
MILLER NAMED TO PRO BOWL
It will be the first Pro Bowl appearance for Miller, who had a career-high 76 receptions for 789 yards and six touchdowns this season. He will be joining fellow Steelers Casey Hampton, James Harrison, and LaMarr Woodley for the all-star game next Sunday in Miami.
As lame as the process was for getting him there, I'm really glad Miller finally got some recognition. He's been stuck behind Clark, Antonio Gates, and Tony Gonzalez up to this point in his career, so it's nice to see that his wonderful 2009 campaign was rewarded on some level.
Replacements named for Pro Bowl [ESPN]
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7/29/2009
UPDATED, WITH FINANCIALS: HEATH MILLER STAYS PUT

The numbers are in, and Heath should be a very happy Miller. Six years, $35.3 million, with a $12.5 million signing bonus. That $5.88 million average puts Miller fifth among NFL tight ends, behind only Dallas Clark ($6.9 million annual average), Kellen Winslow II ($6.5), Tony Gonzalez ($6.25), and Daniel Graham ($6 million).
Miller signs six-year contract [Steelers.com]
Steelers, Miller agree to extension [PG]
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5/17/2009
BULK CHANGES COMING FOR 2010 STEELERS

The pending UFAs following the 2009 campaign include tight end Heath Miller, halfback Willie Parker, nose tackle Casey Hampton, defensive end Brett Keisel, tackles Max Starks and Willie Colon, free safety Ryan Clark, center Justin Hartwig and kicker Jeff Reed.
Bouchette thinks the Steelers' first priorities will be Miller, Reed, and Clark, because of the drop-off in depth at their respective positions. The team wants to sign Starks to a long-term deal, but that's looking more and more like an impossibility, mostly because he would command a signing bonus in the $15 million range.
The one bit of good news is that a new CBA could be reached before next year's free agency period, which would convert players such as Miller and Colon into RFAs instead of UFAs. Teams would be allowed to franchise two players instead of one, which means they could potentially keep Miller, Colon, and two franchisees.
But even in that best-case scenario, the Steelers will probably have to replace no fewer than five starters in 2010. They've already started preparing for this day with draft picks like Rashard Mendenhall and Ziggy Hood, so expect the team's starting nucleus to get much younger and more cap-friendly in a hurry.
Bouchette on the Steelers: Team on a budget [PG]
11/18/2008
OCHO CINCO'S IQ IS...10??

Those opinions aside, I was a bit surprised when I was alerted to a recent ad at the bottom of an ESPN page stating that Johnson/Cinco's IQ was a mere 10. And the average Steeler fan? 141, of course. We're no dummies, but I'm sure you already knew that. After all, you have an IQ of 141.
This sets quite the backdrop for Thursday's contest between the Bingles [Phil Simms' pronunciation, not mine] and the Steelers, also known as The Revenge Game. For the record, Hines is fearing no Bengal, because I've yet to see the day when a Bengal intimidated anybody. Seriously, is he supposed to be scared of Chinedum Ndukwe?
In other Steeler news:
--Interesting discussion from Mark Madden today: is Hines Ward headed to the Hall of Fame? I say yes...but it may take a few years. Art Monk is 7th in league history in receptions, and it took him eight tries to get in.
--Willie Parker wants the Steelers to go back to "Steeler Football", which I'm assuming calls for touchdowns somewhere in the game plan.
--The Bengals will be starting a rookie offensive tackle named Anthony Collins. Get used to the name, because you'll probably hear the phrase, "The Steelers are manhandling Anthony Collins" numerous times on Thursday.
--Carson Palmer is officially out again. Why? Because he sees a rookie offensive tackle that's been assigned to protect him, and his IQ, obviously greater than 10, realized that's not a good thing.
*Thanks to eagle-eyed reader Joe Downey for spotting the Chad Johnson IQ ad.
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11/11/2008
STEELERS SIGN FERNANDO BRYANT

In other Steeler news, it's looking like Willie Parker and Lamarr Woodley will be back on Sunday against the Chargers. It's also looking like Townsend and TE Heath Miller will not play. And Mike Tomlin is 'hopeful' that Ben Roethlisberger can practice this week.
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11/07/2008
STEELERS DROPPING LIKE FLIES
Joining Ben and Willie on the injury list: three others who didn't partipate in practice: Hines Ward, Lamarr Woodley, and Najeh Davenport; Heath Miller, Marvel Smith, and Bryant McFadden, who've already been ruled out for Sunday; and the other wounded soldiers who did participate in practice: Casey Hampton, Troy Polamalu, Ty Carter, Gary Russell, and Deshea Townsend.
In other Steeler news, I'll be holding a candlelight vigil in the hopes that they don't add locker-room rat poison DeAngelo Hall to this year's squad.
UPDATE:
Crisis averted...looks like Hall is headed to Washington. Makes sense. And Tim Benz is reporting that Lamarr Woodley is out $10,000 for his sack of Jason Campbell on Monday night (#5 in this video compilation).
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11/05/2008
EVEN MORE NEWS AND NOTES
--Tina Fey says she's retiring the Sarah Palin impersonation. [Hollywood Insider]
--Could Oprah really become the U.S. Ambassador to England? [Froggy 99.9]
--Peter King has Big Ben 8th in his MVP race, behind Matt Ryan, Jason Campbell, and Drew Brees. Sigh. [SI]
--Joe Paterno is wary of a brushoff from the BCS. Isn't it great to have a coach who can reference his experience as coach in the 1968 season when making a point? [PG]
--TE Heath Miller is doubtful for Sunday's game against the Colts, spoiling that Heath Miller-Dallas Clark showdown the networks would have undoubtedly focused on. [Trib]
--Steelers remain #3 in the cumulative power rankings [Real Clear Sports]
--A New England Patriots cheerleader is fired...for vandalism. [With Leather]
--Michael Crichton, the man who wrote Jurassic Park, just passed away at age 66. [CNN]
--Have you heard about the Nebraska law that allows parents to abandon their kids up to age 18? [York News Times]
--Despite rumors and photoshopped posters, Megan Fox is not going to be Wonder Woman. [WWTDD]
--The Farrelly Brothers are making a Three Stooges film consisting of (4) 20-minute shorts. [Guardian.co.uk]
--Who's down for splitting a case of Baconnaise? [Uncrate]

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11/04/2008
A VOTE FOR DEFENSE
REDSKINS (6-3) 6

LEFTWICH 7-10, 129 YDS, 1 TD
PARKER 21-70, 1 TD
WASHINGTON 2-59
After much internal struggle, I settled on Leftwich, who the Steelers rescued from the discarded quarterback junkyard after an injury to Charlie Batch in August. To come off the bench in a relief performance makes Steeler Nation feel at least a little better this morning. And if you don't think that's a positive, ask Dallas fans how they feel about their backup situation today.
Leftwich, who said after the game, "I truly don't know the offense yet," rallied what had been a stagnant Steeler offense as he took the place of an injured Roethlisberger in the second half. His trademark windup and fastball were highly effective, to the tune of a 70% completion percentage, 129 yards, and two scoring drives in two quarters of action.
The damage to Roethlisberger is currently unknown but not unexpected in the least. Given the state of the offense line and Roethlisberger's propensity for holding onto the ball, it was only a matter of time until he would go down in some way, shape, or form. Here's hoping it's not too serious. [Update: he's day-to-day and should be ready to go on Sunday]
The return of Willie Parker was encouraging, as #39 finished with 70 yards and a touchdown against a stingy Redskins defense. I was glad to see the inclusion of Mewelde Moore, who caught three balls for 45 yards out of the backfield, a development I've begged about two years for.
Santonio Holmes, off of a one-week, ganja-related time-out, also made his presence felt, with his knockout blow of a touchdown reception in the fourth quarter. It's also worth noting that Santonio has officially lost his title as the Steelers' #1 deep threat after Nate Washington had another 50-yard reception, his fourth in as many games. Finally, the experiment started years ago by Bill Cowher and company has come to fruition.
With all of that being said, I guess we can get around to talking about the defense. But what else can you say? They allowed a total of 221 yards, they held the Redskins on 12 of 15 third downs, and in all actuality, they really didn't allow any points, they were merely a victim of field position set up by a failed onside kick and an interception in Steeler territory.
The defense became the first unit to pick off Washington QB Jason Campbell, and they did it twice, for extra measure. Their seven sacks of Campbell were Roethlisberger-esque, led by future Pro Bowler Lamarr Woodley with two. James Farrior had a whopping 13 tackles (12 solo), 1/2 sack, and one questionable/dumb personal foul penalty, depending on your interpretation of the rules and/or the way Farrior interpreted said rules. I think Mike Tomlin is still giving the ref an earful about the play as we speak.
The Steelers pick up where they left off on Sunday against the 4-4 Indianapolis Colts, who've been all over the map this year. It's a 4:15 start, which means national TV coverage on CBS. I hope Peyton is ready.
Game Notes:
--Steven Seagal fans, you weren't seeing things last night. That was Casey Rabach, a center out of the University of Wisconsin-Madison, not Casey Ryback, Navy Seal turned chef, and subject of Under Siege and Under Siege 2.

And I can't forget practice-squadder Horace Gant, whose college is listed as "St. Olaf". Isn't that the hometown of Golden Girl Rose Nylund? (And don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about).

--A 1o-foot boa slithers into car in Florida, Pastor (wearing Steeler gear) explains what happened. Steeler Nation is everywhere (and obviously concentrated in the D.C. area).
--Don't forget to vote! Here's how politics collide with the NFL.
1/28/2008
Time to Talk Ben and Hines

1/06/2008
Close, But No Garrard
JAGUARS 31
STEELERS 29

In a way, this was the perfect game...if you were making a team video of the 2007 Steelers. It captured the highs, the lows, the strengths and the faults of a moderately successful yet disappointing team in a 60-minute span.
Ultimately, what did the Steelers in on Saturday were the same problems that have haunted them all year:
- An offensive line that surrendered six sacks, sometimes allowing Jaguar defenders in the backfield as Ben Roethlisberger was handing off the ball
- A defense that bends, bends, bends and then ultimately breaks at the worst possible times
- A running attack that disappears, most definitely because of problem #1
- Weak special teams, ironically a part of the team that Mike Tomlin was supposed to fix
- Reserve players logging plenty of time due to crippling injuries
- And a questionable answer in the category of "leadership".
As the cliche goes, you win as a team, you lose as a team. And the 2007 Steelers had plenty of blame to go around.
But despite all of those flaws, despite 43 yards on 26 carries, despite four turnovers by Roethlisberger, despite an 18-point defecit going into quarter #4, the Steelers were six minutes and 28 seconds from an improbable trip to the second round.
The Steelers did many things well in this game, most importantly to come up with the admirable effort to not be content to end the season with an 18-point home playoff loss. They bested the Jaguars in numerous second-half categories, but unfortunately you do not advance in the playoffs for statistical victories.
It's fair to say the Steelers weren't beaten by David Garrard (9-21/140/2 INT/1 TD), but they were. It's fair to say that the Steelers bottled up the Jaguars running attack (135 yards as opposed to 224 in the last meeting), but they didn't, allowing 4.7 yards per carry, 2 TDs, and the 32-yard scamper by Garrard that still has Tyrone Carter searching for his jock strap.
Hines Ward and Heath Miller were inspirational to say the least. Their play in the second half was simply unreal, especially Ward, who I haven't seen so irritated by an opponent in some time. 10 catches for 135 yards in the playoffs is a big-time effort. For the record, the great Terrell Owens (2002 vs. Giants) and Randy Moss (1999 vs. St. Louis) have only amassed more than 135 yards in a playoff game once time each. It's also the third time that Ward has acheived 10 catches in a postseason game, a feat neither Moss nor Owens has ever accomplished. So for the people who say the Steelers have no receivers, look elsewhere for your sacrificial lamb.
A good place to find that lamb is on the offensive line. I've never believed that a playoff team could potentially have two or three changes to a line from one year to the next, but with the Steelers, it's a consideration. They were bad before they were ravaged with injuries. Big Bad John Henderson goes down for the Jaguars? No difference. The Steelers still couldn't run the ball, which somehow became acceptable against the Jacksonvilles and Baltimores of the world this year. And I'm not excusing Roethlisberger's numerous bad decisions on Saturday, but I can only wonder how many of the same miscues he would've made behind a solid line. Again, when the game was in the Steelers' hands and they could've milked the clock to end the game, the line rewarded the fans with a three-and-out. That's just not good enough.
The defense should accept part of the blame, but they did not allow all 31 points. One TD was virtually scored on the kickoff, one TD was an interception return, and a third was set up by an interception return that would've gone for even more yardage if the player didn't have dreads. But as I said, on the 4th-and-2, they were beaten for 32 yards by a quarterback that runs a 4.96 in the 40, so take from that what you will.
Lamarr Woodley really showed me something, James Harrison came up with his usual variety of big plays, and the Steelers finally picked off a few passes, something they'd been reluctant to do in 2007. They took Garrard out of his game, disrupting his ratio of 1 INT:108 passes to a much more favorable 1 INT: 10 passes. It was Garrard's blasted "58 yards rushing" stat that really killed the Steelers.
Mike Tomlin's decisions will be debated, especially the decision to go for 2-point conversions in the 4th quarter. World-Class Cliche King Mark Schlereth of ESPN was immediately second-guessing Tomlin, saying that you don't chase points until you have to. I don't know how much longer Schlereth wanted to wait beyond the 4th quarter to chase points, but I agreed with Tomlin's decision in those instances.
So that closes the books on the 2007 Pittsburgh Steelers. They won the division with a rookie coach, they had the league's 2nd-rated passer, and a running back who probably would've won the rushing title had he not missed the final two games. For a team that was universally picked to finish 3rd, I'd say that was pretty doggone good.
What will 2008 bring? Alan Faneca, Max Starks, Dan Kreider, and Nick Eason hit free agency. Trai Essex and Chris Kemoeatu are the team's only RFAs. So it looks like there will be some turnover on the offensive line. And FYI, the Steelers will be picking somewhere in the 20s, so start your draft analysis accordingly.
It was an exciting year that fulfilled my expectations. As much as I enjoyed watching this team (most of the time), they weren't getting past the powers of the AFC. They were too banged up and were a key player or two away anyway. It was a lot of fun chronicling this season and I thank all of you for sharing your thoughts on a weekly basis. Now let's all sit back, forget that tough loss and watch us some American Gladiators tonight.
11/29/2006
Your 2007 Pittsburgh Steelers Roster
S: The big question facing the Steelers next is the long-term contract status of one Troy Polamalu. Persistent rumors have our favorite safety going to the west coast, but I'm hoping they find a way to get the job done. I think Ryan Clark and Anthony Smith are pretty safe bets to pencil in, but beyond that, there's not much else left at safety. Tyrone Carter and Mike Logan are both UFAs, so there is a chance one or both will not be back. They may go for a safety in a mid-to-late round, but don't expect any top picks invested in this spot.
P: Please, I beg of you, rid us of Chris Gardocki. That's all I ask.
K: Skippy Reed has not had a good year by anyone's account, but I don't anticipate a change here.
Coach: I think Kenny Wiz gets the job and Bill Cowher retires to watch girls' basketball for a year or two. By then, Joe Gibbs and/or Bill Parcells should be out of their respective situations and they will be at the top of the list to sign Mr. Bill.
Cowher will probably command $8-10 million a year upon his return, and if that's what Mike Holmgren gets, I don't know how Cowher could only be making $4 million. If you were making half of what you thought you were worth, I doubt you'd be enthused about your job either. Money gets brushed to the side when discussing Cowher's status, but trust me, money always talks. If the Rooneys pony up with the bucks I referenced above, I can guarantee Cowher would sign an extension tomorrow. And Kaye and the kiddos would have to made do on their own for a while longer.
10/22/2006
Bad Day for the Steelers...and My Dog

One of my favorite bits from a few weeks back was "Questions for Bill Cowher's Press Conference". I have so many for Coach, I don't know where to start. And I'm sure he'll be in a great mood. I don't think I'll be able to attend due to Maddux's status, but I'm sure if I slip Ed Bouchette a $5 he'll throw a few of these in:
"How shocked are you that after week 7 you have the same amount of wins as Houston, Green Bay, San Francisco, and Buffalo?"
"What word would best describe your punt returners this season: bad, horrible, or excruciating?"
"Alge Crumpler just scored another touchdown while I was asking you that last question."
"Do you feel Nate Washington's great plays make up for his back-breaking mental mistakes?
"After his catch on Sunday, do you see Sean Morey as having a bigger role in the passing attack?"
"Admit it, in overtime, you missed sending Bettis out there to call headstails."
"Any thoughts on allowing four TD passes to a QB with a 50% completion percentage this season?"
"Did you feel bad icing a 62-year-old kicker?"
"After he averaged 2.4 yards a carry, can you now say with confidence that it was a mistake to show Willie Parker the game film of Edgerrin James on Monday Night Football?"
"Are you starting to feel jinxed when Phil Simms and Jim Nantz are assigned to your games?"
"Each time you play Atlanta, is there some rule to play like it was a game of Madden 2007?"
"First time coaching a QB with the motorcycle accident/appendicitis/concussion hat trick?"
"With 12 catches in the first 6 games, don't you think you're overusing Heath Miller?"
"Is your use of Najeh Davenport totally arbitrary, or does it just look like that to the average fan?"
"Do you realize you're 0-2 when Troy Polamalu faces former Briscoe High teammates?"
"On that roughing the kicker call, any flashbacks to Joe Nedney?"
Well, that's a lot of questions for Mr. Bill. He has much more to do than answer my queries...like getting ready for the Oakland Raiders and their one-game winning streak. If you have any answers for me, I would love to hear them...because right now, I think we're all at a loss for words.

