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7/30/2009

PIRATE PLAYERS ARE SPEECHLESS

Neal Huntington took the wrecking ball to the worst organization in Major League Baseball, and many people in and around the team are treating it as if he broke up the 1927 Yankees. A few of the quotes from the locker room:
"All of us are kind of ... ," Maholm began yesterday at AT&T Park, amid a heavy day of trading that saw the front office deal Jack Wilson, Freddy Sanchez and Ian Snell for shortstop Ronny Cedeno and six prospects. "We don't know when it's going to be finally over, that we actually have the guys in here who are going to turn it around. Hopefully, it's soon. I think the guys that have been here four or five years, it seems like every trading deadline, we go through it. But we've got a job to do. We've got to play, and we've got to win games. ... Until we starting winning, this is going to continue to happen."
But wait...there's more...
Longtime Pirates still standing? There aren't many. Maholm, Zach Duke, Matt Capps and Ryan Doumit -- "I don't have anything to say," was all he offered -- are in their fifth Pirates season, graybeard John Grabow his seventh. Grabow becomes the club's second oldest vet, at 30, behind only Ramon Vazquez, 32.

"Ever since I've been here, seems like we do it every year," Duke said after pitching seven shutout innings in what became a 1-0 Giants victory in 10 innings at AT&T Park yesterday. "You kind of get used to it."

One player swore he never saw so much movement in revolving-door Class AAA.

"Unbelievable," one muttered about the drastic change.
Maybe if these guys played better over the past 16 years (as Maholm alluded to), they wouldn't have to see buddies traded away every summer. But I digress.

Consider that the 2007 Pirates had the following players on board, players whose exits have now been mourned beyond anything reasonable: Jason Bay, Xavier Nady, Adam LaRoche, Freddy Sanchez, Jack Wilson, Ian Snell and Nate McLouth. Their record that season? 68-94, and last place. That being said, I'm more than willing to take my chances with guys like Lastings Milledge and Tim Alderson going forward. They couldn't be much worse than anything else we've witnessed for the last decade and a half.

Players: 'It's like every other day we're trading' [PG]

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7/29/2009

UPDATED, WITH FINANCIALS: HEATH MILLER STAYS PUT



Wrapping up a whirlwind day of activity in Pittsburgh sports, the Steelers announced that TE Heath Miller has signed a six-year deal that will keep him in the black and gold until 2014. In his first four seasons, Miller has amassed 168 catches for 1,932 yards and 21 touchdowns, to go along with two shiny Super Bowl rings. One of the best all-around tight ends in the NFL, Miller was set to hit the free agent market after the 2009 season. Financial terms of the new deal are not yet available.

UPDATE:

The numbers are in, and Heath should be a very happy Miller. Six years, $35.3 million, with a $12.5 million signing bonus. That $5.88 million average puts Miller fifth among NFL tight ends, behind only Dallas Clark ($6.9 million annual average), Kellen Winslow II ($6.5), Tony Gonzalez ($6.25), and Daniel Graham ($6 million).

Miller signs six-year contract [Steelers.com]
Steelers, Miller agree to extension [PG]

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THE PODCAST RETURNS



It's been a while since Dave Dameshek and I last taped a podcast, as we were waaay overdue. I think he purposely "lost" my number, and I can't say I blame him. But we attempted to make up for it today with a lengthy segment that covers a variety of topics near and dear to your hearts.

We open with a back-and-forth on our beloved Pittsburgh Pirates, and what exactly they are attempting to do in trading virtually every player of name value. You probably know where I stand on The Neal Huntington Trade-a-Thon, but this time you get the added bonus of hearing it narrated through my naturally nerdy, Pittsburghese-flavored voice.



Next, it's on to the Mike Vick-to-the-Steelers rumors, and a little bit longer of a discussion on the "10 Reasons Why the Steelers Won't Sign Michael Vick" post from last night. Because if there's a topic I love discussing, it's this.



Finally, we dive into our first discussion about the upcoming Steeler training camp, specifically some issues facing the team beyond Ben Roethlisberger's civil case. I think there are storylines a-plenty with this year's team, and most of them are actually good. But I probably shouldn't spoil the entire segment, so let me just say that you probably will enjoy the discussion if you are a fellow member of the Black and Gold Goggle Society.


To listen to this week's Mondesi's House/Dave Dameshek podcast, click here

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UPDATED: SANCHEZ TRADED TO GIANTS



According to Joel Sherman of the New York Post, the San Francisco Giants are "definitely getting Freddy Sanchez." This comes on the heels of a Dejan Kovacevic report in today's PG that "...a deal in which Sanchez would be sent to the San Francisco Giants seemed the greatest possibility." So the immediate dismantling of MLB's worst team over the past 16.5 years continues in earnest.

I've gotta give it to Neal Huntington. When he tears down a house, he tears it down all the way.

Pirates Rumors: Sanchez Next To Go? [MLB Trade Rumors]

UPDATE:

Freddy is officially a member of the San Francisco Giants,
having been dealt for AA pitcher Tim Alderson,
the #3-ranked prospect in the Giants' system.



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JACK WILSON, SNELL DEALT TO SEATTLE



Jack Wilson's ongoing nightmare is finally over. The longtime Bucco SS has been dealt to Seattle along with disgruntled pitcher Ian Snell in exchange for a package of five guys: top catching/first base prospect Jeff Clement, SS Ronny Cedeno and three right-handed pitchers: Aaron Pribanic, Brett Lorin and Nathan Adcock. More details on the new guys as soon as possible.

Mariners deal five for Wilson, Snell
[MLB.com]

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7/28/2009

10 REASONS WHY THE STEELERS WON'T SIGN MICHAEL VICK



I would've never believed in my wildest imagination that I'd ever write a post with that title, but this freight-train that left the station today needs some slowing down. And I'm talking about some REAL reasons why the Steelers won't sign the man known as "Ookie", other than the cliched "The Rooneys run a class organization" line. Here's 10 for you:

1. They don't need him.

They have one of the top three QBs in the league, a proven veteran backup who knows the system, and a third-stringer with ample upside that could probably run wildcat formations if they really wanted him to. Besides, they've managed to win two titles since 2006 without Vick. Their roster will be one of the toughest in the league to crack as it already stands. There's just no room.

2. He hasn't played since 2006.

The quarterback position is based on rhythm, reps, familiarity with the offensive scheme and opposing defenses, and comfort level with targets. Vick has none of that, unless he comes in a package deal with Alge Crumpler.

He's rusty, his mind and body are question marks, and in case you've forgotten, his body did age a few years since he's played last. And in a league that virtually discards players at certain positions when they reach certain ages, I'd think that's at least worth a mention.

3. He wasn't that good when he left.

He's never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season and his career completion percentage hasn't even topped 55%. "Yeah, but he ran for 1,000 yards in 2006!" Yes, and his team was 7-9 that year. That's what you have running backs for. Roethlisberger, Brady, and Manning aren't running for 1,000 yards anytime soon, and I don't think anyone has a problem with that.

True, Vick did things that no one else could do on a football field. That makes for great highlight reels and video game doppelgangers, but rarely wins championships. In his prime, he was the football version of Vince Carter earlier in this decade: half-man, half-amazing, always exciting. You never knew what was coming next. Over the past few years, time has not been kind to either athlete. But Carter's whole "telling the opposing defense what play we're running" thing looks like child's play when compared to the electrocution of dogs.

4. He has horrendous judgment

It's not just the dogfighting. It's Ron Mexico. It's flipping the bird to fans. It's the whole marijuana at the airport incident. There's a reason why his Wikipedia page breaks down his legal troubles into dogfighting charges and "Early Incidents". Is this the man you want on your payroll?

I saw a sign on the door at Dollar General the other day that said they drug test potential employees. That's right, you can't do drugs if you want to hold a job at Dollar General. Yet people get on the NFL for their standards and complain about how Michael Vick can't get a job. It's all judgment, my friends. Michael Vick knew the stakes, he ran an illegal dogfighting ring, lied about it to the Commissioner, and proclaimed his innocence throughout most of the early stages. At a position that is basically all judgment, he has proven time and time again that he is incapable of discerning between right and wrong. Is that who you want holding the ball at crunch time?

5. Despite what you've read, PETA will protest.

I highly doubt that a group as big as PETA will totally ignore a huge story like the Michael Vick Comeback Tour (when so many people are watching specifically for their response) in fear of Steeler Nation. Sorry, but I don't think that's an organization easily intimidated by conflict.

6. The Steelers don't sign other teams' problems.

That's a task better suited for Jerry Jones, Al Davis, or Ralph Wilson. And before you point out the legal woes of James Harrison or Santonio Holmes, remember, the Steelers didn't sign them away from another team. They knew those players as people before the incidents, and were able to make a judgment in the aftermath.

7. In case you missed it, the Steelers already have one distraction.

Players are soon going to be nauseated answering questions about how the lawsuit is affecting Big Ben. I highly doubt that on top of that daily headache, they'd like to publicly comment on the psyche of their new ex-con teammate.

8. What's he ever won?

Here's his "NFL awards" from Wikipedia:

NFL awards

Quite a resume. And there was that playoff game at Lambeau where he beat Lord Favre. Did they give him a ring for that?

9. The connections mentioned mean nothing.

He's from Virginia, just like Mike Tomlin! He's being mentored by Tony Dungy, who is close to Tomlin! The proper response should be, "SO WHAT? "

Tony Dungy knows a lot of people in the NFL. Coaches. Players. Executives. And I'm sure there are a bunch of players in the league who hail from Virginia. Unfortunately, where a player grew up doesn't dictate which coach signs him. These circumstances are both inconsequential in the grand scheme of where Vick ultimately lands.

10. He's just not worth the trouble.

Just like Terrell Owens, Pacman Jones, or any number of recent reclamation projects, the cons greatly outweight the pros. Sure, Buffalo's giving Owens a hero's welcome now, but that franchise hasn't been relevant since the days of Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas. They're desperate. He'll chew up and spit out Trent Edwards just like Tony Romo, Donovan McNabb, and Jeff Garcia. No, there's no pattern there or anything. Owens and Trent Edwards will be different. Keep believing that, Bills Fan. I'll have what you're drinking.

Guys like Owens, Jones, and Vick have one thing in common: they've never won squat. Just like fellow malcontents Chad Ochocinco and Randy Moss, they've got as many Super Bowl rings as you or I. Yet many an NFL coach believes that he is the missing link between Troubled Player X and unlocking his true potential. That's why Michael Vick will find a job soon enough. Luckily, Mike Tomlin's smart enough to not let his ego or track record get in the way of his intelligence. And that's the biggest reason why Michael Vick will never be a Pittsburgh Steeler.

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I SURRENDER



I've tried all day to ignore the rumors of Michael Vick signing with the Steelers, because I generally attempt to avoid discussing things that won't happen in real life. But I just realized that if I don't mention it soon, I'll have about 100 emails with similar links in my inbox. That's what I get for asking people to send me news. So consider this my official surrender.

Out of all the posts out there, I'll go with Mike Florio's 10 reasons why Vick to the Steelers could happen, including (#9), which states, "So Vick could do the Wildcat thing for a couple of years, and then possibly become the starting quarterback for the Steelers that Kordell never was able to be."

Anyone have anything to add to that?

Vick to the Steelers? [PFT]

UPDATE:

I decided to discuss this at greater length after all

10 REASONS WHY THE STEELERS WON'T SIGN MICHAEL VICK [Mondesi's House]

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7/27/2009

NEWS AND NOTES

The new radio ratings are in, and Mark Madden posted an eye-popping 14.0 among listeners 18-34 (up from 11.6), placing him #1 in that coveted demographic. He also landed at #2 among listeners 25-54. What else can you say? He's talking at a very high level right now.

--Hunter Strickland, who just came over in the Adam LaRoche LaTrade, combined with Diego Moreno for a no-hitter for the Pirates' single-A West Virginia team. Strickland threw six innings, striking out five, while Moreno tossed the final three, striking out three. Start making those 2011 World Series plans now, fellow Yinzers. [MinorLeagueBaseball.com]

--In one short column, Dejan Kovacevic mentions not one, not two, but seven Pirates that could move via trade: Freddy Sanchez, John Grabow, Jack Wilson, Matt Capps, Robinson Diaz, Tom Gorzelanny, and Ian Snell. At this point, it would probably be easier to make a list of players not available, but I don't think such a list exists. [PG]

--Speaking of Snell, he continues to dominate AAA, with a 0.96 ERA and 51 strikeouts for Indianapolis. I must say, that was quite the savvy deadline deal by their GM. [Trib]

--Penn State is ranked #1!!! Of course, the list is "America's Best Party Schools", and I'm pretty sure they won't play Pitt in that sport, either. Adam the Penn State Fan, a response? [PG]

--Who could clean up the Big Ben mess? ESPN's DJ Gallo suggests Jeff Reed may be up for the task. [ESPN.com]

--Another day, another Colin Cowherd link, as he tries to explain ESPN's position on their Ben Roethlisberger coverage, claiming there was "Not a peep from Ben, his agent, or the Steelers."

Am I nuts, or did Ben's lawyer (as well as Steelers spokesman Dave Lockett) not address this almost immediately? [The Herd's Word]

--It's a sad day: the last keg of Iron City made in Pittsburgh was wheeled off the production line. on Friday. Production moves to an area you're all somewhat familiar with: Latrobe. Remember, that's where champions train. And using that rationale, if the Latrobe facility doesn't work out, it will then be brewed at Southpointe. [Trib]

--KSK really outdid themselves with their recap of Peter King's first column since being back from a well-deserved vacation, including info on his visit to the pee pee doctor. A+, gentlemen. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

--Miroslav Satan is talking to the Islanders. It's moves like these that make them...the Islanders. [Kukla's Korner]

--Ziggy Hood, the eighth first-rounder on the Steelers' roster, looks like he'll fit right in. True, the Steelers usually hit the jackpot in the first round. It's some of those later picks that need a little work (**cough**Fred Gibson**cough cough**). [PB&G]

--Levance Fields still has his sights set on playing in the NBA. He failed to make the Orlando Magic's roster this summer, but signed a lucrative contract with Russian Superleague team Spartak St. Petersburg as a Plan B. He also proved that he can still palm the ball for dramatic photos, if that holds any value to an NBA squad. [NY Daily News]


--Celebrity Chef/former Steeler Amos Zereoue had his hands full with a $100 per plate charity dinner at Appalachian Power Park in Charleston, WV. This officially becomes the second known photo of a former Steeler RB in chef attire after this vintage shot of Kevan Barlow. [WVGazette.com]


And finally, we'll miss you, Eddie Johnston. [PG]


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7/26/2009

FOOTBALL SEASON IS GETTING CLOSER

We're finally entering the end of the sports black hole between hoisting the Stanley Cup and heading to Latrobe, and I, for one, couldn't be happier. Yeah, yeah, I know we have a "professional" baseball team in town, but they rarely score runs and seem to be focused on 2011 as a date to once again be competitive. So that leaves football next on our agenda, and we'll take it in any flavor at this point, be it professional, collegiate, or made-for-TV, like the taping of "Shaq Vs." on Friday night.



The Big Artistotle and the Big Benjamin took to Ambridge's Rubenstein Stadium and electrified thousands of onlookers who wisely seized the opportunity to watch two of the world's sports titans face off on the gridiron. It was surely a nice break from a stressful week for Roethlisberger, who whooped it up for the cameras and got some love from the home crowd, which camped out as long as four hours for the one-of-a-kind taping. Yes, more bad news could be coming for #7, but on this evening, it was all smiles for the two-time champion.

In the matters of real NFL news, first-round pick Ziggy Hood was all smiles this weekend as he agreed to a five-year deal, making him just the fourth first-rounder from the 2009 draft to do so. With Hood now in the fold, the Steelers expect to have all 80 players on their roster reporting when training camp opens on Friday. That's music to my ears, with the song being "The Steeler Polka", of course.

Hood will soon find out that teammate Ike Taylor is fast. Just how fast? He ran a 4.26 in the 40 at Disney's Wide World of Sports, prompting his speed coach, Tom Shaw, to remark, "Ike is the fastest kid I've ever trained."

Shaw's list includes such notable burners as Deion Sanders and Titans RB Chris Johnson, who ran the fastest time ever (4.24) at the combine. Again, this is all news that should make Steeler fans very happy.

Outside of Hood and Taylor, the Steelers have 78 other men under their wing going into camp, and the PG had a neat piece outlining everyone from Dennis Dixon to Greg Warren. I must say, there's some intriguing names on this list. Starting at the top, I think Mike Reilly is the prototypical training camp QB that fans could latch onto. RB Frank "The Tank" Summers is already an internet sensation and reminds Steeler fans of (drum roll, please...) Jerome Bettis. Stefan Logan could be verrry interesting. And putting all jokes from last year aside, I can't wait to see where Limas Sweed is at this year.

There are new starters (William Gay, Lawrence Timmons), and guys returning from injury (Rashard Mendenhall, Dan Sepulveda). There are guys with a lot to prove (Bruce Davis) and guys who are still hanging around from the class of '98 (Hines Ward, Charlie Batch, Deshea Townsend). And there are lots of guys in their contract years who want to break the bank.

Yes, there are plenty of reasons to be thrilled about training camp, and the countdown is in the home stretch. Are you ready for some football? I am. I'm ready for lots and lots of football, as a matter of fact. We need to be patient for just a few short days, my football-loving friends. And the payoff, it shall be great.


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7/23/2009

NEWS AND NOTES


--Two from WPXI: first, they had a body language expert (what?) break down the video of Ben Roethlisberger's statement, and that person thinks Ben's telling the truth. So that's good news, I suppose.

Second, reporter Rick Earle, who's in Nevada, learned that a private investigator posing as an autograph seeker served Ben with the court documents while he was in town for the American Century celebrity golf tournament this month. Which is probably bad news for future Ben autograph hounds. [WPXI]

--The Big Ben case was nothing compared to the lack of coverage by the entire media over the Rick Pitino extortion case. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

--Colin Cowherd picks Pitt to finish second in the Big East at 10-2 this year, trailing only 12-0 Rutgers, which returns five starters on the O-line. I guess I can live with that. [The Herd's Word]

--The NFL draft is moving to primetime in 2010, with a Thursday-night kickoff. Adjust your lives accordingly. [The Big Lead]

--Pete Prisco ranks Large Ben #4 among NFL QBs, right behind Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, and hero of fantasy nerds everywhere and holder of a 1-2 lifetime record in the playoffs, Drew Brees. Fantastic. [CBS]

--James Walker previews the AFC North, and has this to say about the Champs: "Although the coaching staff won't admit it, few teams need training camp and the preseason less than Pittsburgh." Don't let Casey Hampton hear that. [ESPN AFC North Blog]

--Former Steeler DT flop Orien Harris is apparently worth Raiders WR Ronald Curry in a trade engineered by the St. Louis Rams. [Fanhouse]

--Former Steeler punter Mitch Berger is among a group of past and present New Orleans Saints suing a film studio to try to get their money back from investments they say were never made. Because if there's one thing you care about, it's Mitch Berger's finances. [ESPN]

--What do the Steelers eat at training camp? Turkey burgers and cheesecake...the diet of champions. [WPXI]

--Mark Madden weighs in on the Erin Andrews peephole controversy, in a way only Mark Madden can. [WXDX Mark Madden]

--Bigfoot (the fictitious creature, not the monster truck or the Howard Stern Wack Packer) was recently spotted in Fayette County, which somehow doesn't surprise me in the least. [Cryptomundo]

--And speaking of Fayette County in a more positive light, Johnny Lujack and his Heisman visited the Connellsville HS training facility that bears his name. To the best of my knowledge, Bigfoot was not in attendance. [Herald Standard]



--Dave Dameshek gives us "The Dopple Gang", a collection of lookalikes from the world of sports and entertainment. Carolla and McBeam? Well played, Mr. Dameshek. [ESPN.com]



--Some have snickered at the idea of the G-20 summit being held in Pittsburgh, but it's no laughing matter to residents and leaders of the city. As you know, we are very sensitive to such criticism. [NY Times]

--Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood is going from a daily program to a weekly program on PBS, a decision I'm not happy with one bit. Can't we have an extra telethon or something? [PG]

--Everyone apparently had a good time at the Green Day concert in Pittsburgh on Wednesday night. I was busy that night compiling old quotes from Adam LaRoche, which was obviously just as enjoyable. [PG]


--From DVE.com, it's Julie Bologna's 1992 Internship Scrapbook, with special guest appearances by Jim Krenn, Phil Bourque, and Mike Lange!


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BIG BEN: "THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL"



Ben Roethlisberger just issued a brief statement regarding the recent allegations made by Andrea McNulty, and here is the transcript:

Roethlisberger said, "I did not sexually assault Andrea McNulty."

"Saturday was the first that I learned of her accusations. Her false and vicious accusations are an attack on my family and on me"

"I would never, ever force myself on a woman."

"I will fight to protect my family and my reputation."

"I'm not going to discuss my private life or this civil case in the media."

"I'll respond to her outrageous allegations in the appropriate forum."

"I have an obligation to our fans, my teammates to my coaches and everyone in the organization to remain focused on the Pittsburgh Steelers and I will do that."

"The allegations against me are reckless and false."

"As much as I would like to answer everyone's questions, I will respect the legal process and I am confident that the truth will prevail"

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BIG BEN TO SPEAK AT 2 PM EST


From TMZ:

"Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is calling for a press conference today, where he is expected to personally address the sexual assault lawsuit filed against him. The press conference will take place in Pittsburgh at 11 AM PT and we'll be live streaming the entire thing on our website."

It's important to note that Roethlisberger will not be taking questions at this press conference. He originally had canceled a scheduled press conference today that was in conjunction with his upcoming appearance on Shaquille O'Neal's reality show tomorrow night.

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7/22/2009

LaROCHE LaREMEMBERED


With today's departure of Adam LaRoche to the soon-to-be-disappointed Boston Red Sox, the Pirates saved themselves about $2.95 million in salary for the rest of the season. As the saying goes, they can finish in last without him, and they probably will.

The salary savings alone would be reason enough to dump LaRoche in exchange for a bag of sunflower seeds, but Nealer the Dealer actually got a few prospects back in return. They're not to be confused with Kyle Drabek or Matt Wieters anytime soon, but they're warm bodies, which fits Huntington's plan of acquiring said warm bodies in Sam's Club-like quantities.

After declaring the trade a success and spending the better part of today holding my own celebration of the deal, I decided to compliment that with a look back at the LaRoche Era as covered on Mondesi's House, from beginning to end. It was quite a ride. For me, he was a gold mine of content, so as a blogger, I'll miss him. But as a Pirate fan, I will not. Cue the dramatic music, and note all the references to batting averages over the years.


"10. The arrival of Adam LaRoche. LaRoche was celebrated as if the Pirates traded for a combination of Albert Pujols, Babe Ruth, and Roberto Clemente times 100. Anything less than 82 home runs and 195 RBI this year would be considered a disappointing season."


"Adam LaRoche, in the words of Joe Namath, is struggggling. 0-for-8, 5 strikeouts, 5 runners left on. Of course, being a blogger, my job is to criticize Dave Littlefield if he were unable to trade for LaRoche, then criticize him after two games if the guy is off to a poor start. So direct your anger at the GM.

Even worse, I figured out who LaRoche looks like...the Klopek kid from one of my favorite movies of all time, The Burbs."



"When Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post's D.C. Sports Bog emailed me with this, I couldn't believe it was true. The unintentional comedy scale could possibly go off the charts once this project comes to fruition. Let's go over the ingredients of what he is reporting:

1. Adam LaRoche, .216-hitting first baseman of the Pittsburgh Pirates
2. Willie Robertson, the current leader of the famed Duck Commander clan and dead ringer for former WWF rassler Hillbilly Jim


3. A video featuring Adam LaRoche and Willie Robertson."


"Pirates first baseman Adam LaRoche is currently hitting .221 with six homers. On this date last year, he was hitting .211 with seven homers. In Atlanta in 2006, those numbers were .247 and 10, and in 2005, .249 and seven.

So the Pirates acquired this traditional late-bloomer before the 2007 campaign, and his early-season numbers since joining the Buccos have tailed off even below their previous depths. Although some would question the acquisition of such a player by a team that usually holds an annual fire sale in July, we've all learned to never question the wisdom of Dave Littlefield.

With that in mind, a Pirate fan created this incredible YouTube montage of The LaRoche Era, set to LaRoche's own at-bat theme song, "Karate Kid's" You're the Best. For any Pirate follower, it's a must-see."

August, 2008: An updated post on LaRoche's fascination with hunting:

"If he were traded tomorrow, my memories of the Adam LaRoche Era in Pittsburgh would include perennial half-seasons of teetering on the Mendoza Line, at least 100 Hans Klopek references too many on my part, and LaRoche's obsession with hunting."


January, 2009: LaRoche signs for the upcoming season

"Adam LaRoche just re-signed for one year, $7.05 million, a raise of over $2 million from his .270, 25 HR, 85 RBI 2008 season. Because if anyone deserves a $2 million raise in this economy, it's Adam LaRoche."


"There ain't a guy in here who ain't [ticked] off about it," said first baseman Adam LaRoche, according to the report. "It's kind of like being with your platoon in a battle, and guys keep dropping around you. You keep hanging on, hanging on, and you've got to figure: How much longer till you sink?

"It's fine. Heck with it. We're not the GM. We don't run the team. If they feel like it's the best move for three or four years from now, great," LaRoche said, according to the report. "Unfortunately, that does me no good. I've still got to be in here telling guys it's going to be fine with Nate gone. Well, you can only do that for so long until guys just kind of ... well, they know."

My commentary at the time:

"One finds irony in the fact that LaRoche, who is currently hitting .245 and traditionally does his best to help sink the aforementioned Pirates' platoon by the All-Star break, felt the need to speak out, especially considering the fact that LaRoche is a pending free agent and will surely exit via that route, unless he's traded first (hopefully for some prospects, for comedic irony)."

June 2009: LaRoche speaks out against Carlos Beltran's comment that being swept by the Pirates was embarrassing:

"I think it shows zero class and zero professionalism," the Pirates' first baseman said yesterday at Minute Maid Park. "When somebody says that, they know what they're saying, and they know it's going to get out. He knows we're not going to be real happy about it. If you go and say that to your buddies, it's one thing. If you go to the media and make that public for us to hear? Yeah, that's no class."

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UPDATED: ADAM LAROCHE TRADED TO RED SOX



The Buck Commander will be reunited with old teammate Jason Bay, as Adam LaRoche has apparently been dealt to the Boston Red Sox. That's all the details I have for now, but regardless of who the Pirates get back in return, this should be cause for the third sports-related parade through the streets of Pittsburgh.

Check back soon to find out the Buccos' return.

UPDATE:

It looks like your new Pirates are SS Argenis Diaz and P Hunter Strickland. Give me some time to do a little digging on this dynamic duo.

UPDATE 2.0:

From SoxProspects.com:

Hunter Strickland:

"Tall righty with projectable frame. Fastball sits about 88-91 mph, topping out around 93. Fastball is a little flat, but shows some good movement when he takes something off of it. Strickland has a slow, easy delivery without much explosion at the moment. Good balance. Also works in a 79-82 mph slurve along with a change that sits at 83-85 mph. Changeup could stand to have some more separation from his fastball, look for that to be an area of improvement in 2009.Repeats delivery well, needs to work on his release point to improve his command. His father played in the Tigers organization."

Argenis Diaz:

"Diaz is an elite defensive shortstop, and if he improves his concentration on routine plays, he could compete for a gold glove in the bigs right now. He has plus range, excellent footing, an impressive glove, and an outstanding arm. Makes impossible plays in the field. However, he does make a lot of errors on off-the-mark long throws off of grounders that he has no business getting to in the first place. He also really struggles with routine plays on occasion, almost as if he has a mental block. That is a definite area in need of improvement. The other key for Diaz is how much he will hit. He's a slap hitter with below average to average on base ability and without much power, but he's swung the bat very well during a few prolonged stints here and there. Good bat speed through the zone. Struggles with advanced off-speed stuff. Can show lack of plate discipline in stretches. Hits lefties significantly better than righties. Excellent at laying down bunts. Won't steal a lot of bases."

Red Sox Acquire Adam LaRoche [MLB Trade Rumors]

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ROETHLISBERGER UPDATE



--Ben's appearance on The Shaq Show will go off as planned on Friday night at Ambridge's Moe Rubenstein Stadium. [PG]

--A private eye who helped Jerome Bettis clear his name in 2002 weighs in on the Roethlisberger case [WPXI]

--And here's the original story from '02 outlining the plot to extort Bettis [Trib]

--Ben's accuser is still employed by Harrah's [PFT]

--How will the charges affect Ben and the Steelers? [Times Online]

--More on ESPN completely ignoring the story [Awful Announcing]

--Mike Florio's take on ESPN's civil lawsuit policy [PFT]

--Roger Goodell is looking into the allegations [SI]

--As Deadspin points out, ESPN did break their silence...sort of. [Deadspin]


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7/21/2009

UPDATED: ROETHLISBERGER ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT



Last night, word broke of a Nevada casino employee filing a civil defamation lawsuit against Ben Roethlisberger, accusing him of sexually assaulting her in July, 2008. Roethlisberger is not facing any criminal charges, as it is unclear whether or not the accuser, Andrea McNulty, ever tried to file a criminal complaint.

Roethlisberger's attorney, David Cornwell (who has also represented Saints RB Reggie Bush and Browns WR Donte Stallworth and was a finalist for the NFLPA Executive Director position), has issued the following statement:

"This weekend Andrea McNulty served Ben Roethlisberger with a civil complaint accusing him of sexually assaulting her in July 2008. Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty. The timing of the lawsuit and the absence of a criminal complaint and a criminal investigation are the most compelling evidence of the absence of any criminal conduct. If an investigation is commenced, Ben will cooperate fully and Ben will be fully exonerated.

"Ben will not be baited into a public discussion about his personal life, but we will defend him vigorously. The limited value that Ms. McNulty derived from public disclosure of these viciously false allegations is the only value she will ever receive from Ben in this case."

Steelers spokesman Dave Lockett had this to say to WTAE:

"We are aware of the allegations but cannot comment on the specifics of the case. We've been told Ben's side of the story and we fully support him at this time."

I hate, repeat, hate having to discuss stories like this, as I'd much rather talk about actual on-field action, "hot-stove"-type discussion, and the lighter side of sports (you know, like Big Ben quarterbacking against Shaq). Unfortunately, we're closer to the beginning than to the end of this, so strap in for the unpleasantries that usually accompany a case of this nature.

Roethlisberger denies civil allegations of sexual assault [PFT]
Ben Roethlisberger Accused Of Sex Assault In Lawsuit [WTAE]
ESPN ignores Big Ben story, so far [PFT]
In Roethlisberger case, it's important to keep an open mind [PFT]
Roethlisberger named in Reno case [PG]


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7/20/2009

SHAQ + BIG BEN + PITTSBURGH COLTS = AWESOME

Basketball vagabond/amateur police offer/attempted media mogul Shaquille O'Neal is at it again, and this time, he's hitting close to home.

As part of his new reality TV show, The Shaq Show, O’Neal will be at Ambridge Area High School’s Moe Rubenstein Stadium from July 22 to 24, as he works out with the Pittsburgh Colts semi-pro team and learns the ropes of quarterbacking.

That's cool, but the real fireworks will come Friday at 6 PM, when Shaq will go up against Ben Roethlisberger in a challenge to see which athlete can run the Colts' offense better. The event is open to the public, and if the offer of two of the world's iconic athletes in your backyard isn't enticing enough to get you out of your Man-caves on a Friday night, I'm officially out of ideas.

Donations taken at the gate will benefit the Ambridge Quarterback Club and a campaign to buy rings for the state champion Ambridge Area High School boys volleyball team, which makes this event an even better cause to get behind. And if Big Ben loses, I doubt that any shoe company will be able to confiscate this video tape.

Shaq, Big Ben to go mano-a-mano in Ambridge [Beaver County Times]

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7/19/2009

MONDAY NEWS AND NOTES

--The San Francisco Giants salvaged their three-game set with the Pirates, winning 4-3 at PNC on Sunday. The Giants scored all four runs in the sixth inning, making minor amends for scoring one run in the previous 23 of the series, both Pirate wins.

The Buccos resume play Monday at 7:05 against Milwaukee, with Ross Ohlendorf matching up with the Brewers' Mike "Montgomery" Burns. [ESPN]

--Former Pirate Rick Rhoden won this weekend's American Century Celebrity Golf Championship, his 8th celebrity championship. Other local notables: Dan Quinn (3rd), Pierre Larouche (9th), Ken Whisenhunt (27th), Ben Roethlisberger (30th), Mario Lemieux (33rd), and Jerome Bettis (51st). And once again, Charles Barkley finished last. [TahoeCelebrityGolf.com]



--Said Ian Snell to Joe Starkey on Friday night: "I think the team is better off without me." Yeah, there's nothing like a $3.2 million pitcher dominating Triple-A ball to the tune of one earned run and 34 strikeouts in 26 1/3 innings. That's great value for a franchise that could very well have seven starting position players making at or around the league minimum of $400,000. [Trib, PG]

--Jamie Dukes of the NFL Network picked the top five fan bases, and you'll probably agree with #1. Here's a clue: it's not Cleveland. [NFL.com]

--Here's a cool article on the Steeler bar in Rome, run by a guy who grew up in Canada. Makes sense. You know, the phrase "Steeler Nation" just doesn't do this global fan base justice anymore. [Timesonline.com]

--Tyler Kennedy parties with the Cup in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario. That Cup sure does get a lot of frequent flier miles. [PittsburghPenguins.com]


--The PG checks in with Franco Dok Harris, who will be on November's ballot for the City of Pittsburgh Mayor's office. Will it be the Immaculate Election? Sorry, I had to. [PG]


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7/18/2009

SUBMIT NEWS, WIN A MOUNTAIN DEW GAME FUEL PRIZE PACK!

As we all know, early July is typically a very slooooow time for sports news, which would explain a rather mundane past week of blogging. So I'm looking for a little inspiration. And you're looking for something interesting. It's time to scratch each other's back.

Most of you seem to enjoy "The News", so I'm kindly asking for your interesting Pittsburgh-related photos, stories, questions, and links for a segment next week.

In return, Mondesi's House has teamed up with Mountain Dew to provide a Mountain Dew Game Fuel Prize Pack to one lucky reader who is chosen to have the best submission. As an extra thanks, Dew and WoW added a referral code to the link which will give Mondesi's House readers an additional 25 tokens per day! Use this link to redeem.

What's Game Fuel? I'm glad you asked. Here's a little more about it:

Mountain Dew and World of Warcraft have joined forces again to re-release Game Fuel - a favorite among Mtn Dew fans and gamers alike that was originally released for Halo 3.


In addition, Dew and WoW have created an interactive microsite where you earn tokens to redeem prizes like Razer gaming gear, Alienware laptops and a trip to Blizzcon ‘09. They’re also giving away a free 14 day trial to WoW to everyone who registers.

So there you have it. Dig through your photo archives, think of something thought-provoking, spin us a classic yarn, or pass along an interesting link. That's all you have to do for an entry. A winner will be announced on Thursday, July 23, so get your entries to Mondesishouse@gmail.com or Twitter: twitter.com/mondesishouse ASAP!

7/16/2009

NEWS AND NOTES


Who's faster: Andrew McCutchen or Deion Sanders? I know one thing: McCutchen's probably a better tackler.


According to the All-Star Game Scoreboard, Jason Bay is still a Pirate. Does that mean we can give back Brandon Moss?

--And speaking of JBay, here's his All-Star diary, featuring Barack Obama, sniper awe, and Ichiro threatening to mess with his house. I don't get that last part, either. [WEEI]

--Dejuan Blair signed his contract with the Spurs, and it looks like money should not be a concern despite his second-round status. Blair scored a four-year deal (three years guaranteed), worth almost $4 million. [PG]

--The Stanley Cup continues its tour of the South Hills. I don't think it was back at Giant Eagle today, but I could be wrong. [WPXI]



--Thanks for the memories, Petr Sykora. I'm sure Dan Bylsma won't miss you after those parting comments. [The PensBlog]

--Colby Armstrong signed a one-year deal with Atlanta, which means he'll be a free agent next year. I can hear it now, can you... [Empty Netters]

--Lawrence Timmons is your 2009 AFC Breakout Player of the Year, capturing an eye-popping 38% of the SportsNation vote. With his newfound notoriety, I'm assuming he can pick out a new nickname, something totally original, something like "L.T." [ESPN]

--The Steelers have the toughest QB and the toughest player in the AFC North, according to a player survey. What, no love for Carson Palmer anymore? [ESPN AFC North Blog]

--Dave Dameshek has become very Twitter-friendly of late, so Tweet on by and say hello. And be sure to hear about his recent trip to the Playboy Mansion. To recap: that's one trip to the Playboy mansion and one appearance on the E! True Hollywood Story in a busy month for Mr. Dameshek. [Dave Dameshek Twitter]

--Lots of pressure is being heaped on Pitt QB Bill Stull's shoulders this year. At least he has Shady McCoy and LaRod Stephens-Howling to divert the attention of opposing defenses. Oh wait, he doesn't. [Pitt Blather]

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