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Showing posts with label Phil Dumatrait. Show all posts
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6/15/2008

MATT CAPPS HAS HAD A ROUGH WEEK, THANK YOU



No, you weren't seeing things on Sunday; that was Matt Capps' third blown save in four games. Luckily for the burly closer, he was bailed out by his teammates and pitched a scoreless 10th to pick up his first W of the season.

With the win, the Pirates narrowly escaped a three-game sweep at the hands of the Baltimore Orioles, and they left The Land of Ray Lewis and Crab Cakes with a 34-36 mark on the season.

The series was kicked off on Friday night as the Pirates blew yet another chance at a .500 record in a 9-6 defeat. At one point on Friday the Buccos led 6-1, but as we've all learned over the years, it's not a victory until the 27th out is recorded. And as we were reminded today, sometimes even 27 outs is not enough.

The story of the 2008 Pirates is their uncanny ability to avoid the hallowed .500 mark at all costs. After opening with a 7-7 mark, the Pirates are 0-5 in games where they could reach .500:

May 12: Pirates (18-19) lose to Atlanta, 8-1
May 14: Pirates (19-20) lose to St. Louis, 5-1
May 16: Pirates (20-21) lose to Chicago, 7-4
May 18: Pirates (21-22) lose to Chicago, 4-3
June 13: Pirates (33-34) lose to Baltimore, 9-6

Frankly, I've never seen another team that appears to afraid/incapable of taking the next step outside of the Pitt Panthers basketball team (and at least they won something). It's frustrating, it's depressing, it's not easily explained. In other words, it's everything we've come to know as Pirate baseball.

And despite their current standing of a mere two games under .500, the Pirates are already 11 games out of first place, in part due to the presence of two of baseball's four best teams under the same NL Central roof as Pittsburgh.

So are the Pirates really playing that great, relatively speaking? Well, on this date in 2007, they were at 29-38; in 2006, 26-41; and in 2005, 30-33, after reaching .500 three days earlier (only to have that euphoria last just one day and never again for the rest of the season). Their final records in those years were 68-94 (2007), 67-95 (2006), and 67-95 again in '05.

On the other hand, they have outperformed 12 other MLB teams so far this season, including the pricey/hyped Mets and Tigers, the World Series Rockies, the ALCS-losing Indians, the Padres (89-74 last year) and the Joe Torre-led Dodgers.

Of course, the cynical part of the brain says that while the Pirates are better than 12 teams, they're still trailing 17 others. So to answer my own question, the Pirates have made some progress only in relation to their own failures of recent history. In the big picture, they still have a ways to go.

Next up, the Pirates have three games pending with the 38-31, AL Central-leading Chicago White Sox. And in addition to newly-christened "staff ace" Phil Dumatrait, the Pirates will throw Ian Snell, he of the 5.33 ERA, and Tom Gorzelanny (6.65) at Ozzie Guillen's boys. Will that be enough to win the first two of three and reach .500? History tells us no.

6/09/2008

THE NEWS

--Pedro Alvarez has a Myspace page. And as per his "friend list", many female admirers.

--It's Tyrone Carter Fun Day in Pompano Beach, Florida! Will Tank be coming?
--The Pirates moved to 30-33, 1/2 game out of last place in the NL Central, with a 6-4 win over the Diamondbacks. Matt Capps is a perfect 14-for-14 in saves. What an amazing offensive display in this series: Diamondbacks 11, Pirates 10 in three games.
--The PG Empty Netters recapped the entire Penguins season.
--Slow news day? The Trib has an entire article devoted to Steelers WR Dallas Baker.
--Is Bill Cowher aware of the Bill Cosby "Cosby Show-Worn" Sweater Auction?

--Here's Yahoo's list of the 11 Coolest Helmets in Pro Football History. I'll give you one guess as to which team is first.
--Ron Cook makes the case for Phil Dumatrait being the Pirates' ace by default. And on the topic of Ron Cook, did anyone catch his appearance on that KDKA roundtable show at 11:30 last night? He was disagreeing with the rest of the panel on a Skip Bayless level.
--Sorry Boston Haters, but the Celtics held on for a 108-102 win over the Lake Show last night. Boston was nursing a 24-point lead with seven minutes to go, mostly because the suitcase with the Lakers' defense didn't make it from Los Angeles. But the Mamba and Company pulled it together and cut the defecit to four, only to be ultimately disappointed in front of a Boston crowd featuring Leonardo Dicaprio and Vince Young.

--Remembering the days when ESPN's Erin Andrews "graced hockey with her awesomeness".
--Just enter your zip code in this site, and it tells you which gas stations have the cheapest prices (and the highest) on gas in your zip code area. Although aren't they all high at this point?

5/30/2008

THE NEWS

--The New York Times' Phil Mushnick weighs in on the Mark Madden controversy and compares the firing to that of Don Imus.
--Contrary to what you've heard, the Pirates are still playing and not just watching the Stanley Cup Finals with the rest of us. Last night, they got off the schneid with a 7-2 win over Cincinnati behind the pitching of former Red Phil Dumatrait, who, in his last appearance in a Reds uniform, gave up three consecutive home runs to start the game, tying a Major League record.
But Dumatrait did much better on Thursday evening, tossing seven innings of two-hit ball with nine Ks against his former employer.
The Pirates were led on offense by former San Diegons Jason Bay and Xavier Nady, who each homered. It was quietly the 13th home run of the season for Bay, who is also hitting .294.
Tonight, the Buccos are in St. Louis at 8:15 - LHP Zach Duke (2-3, 4.55) vs. RHP Todd Wellemeyer (5-1, 3.36).

--As part of ESPN's upcoming My Wish series, the Steelers hosted 14-year-old Akeem Havens, who has been a quadriplegic since a car accident at age seven.
--Yes, this is a few days old, but here's a very rare critical article on Mario Lemieux.
--Even though Sidney Crosby lives with #66, his idol was Steve Yzerman.
--Next year's Winter Classic: Chicago and Detroit at 41,000-seat Wrigley Field. It's a ticket scalper's dream.
--Former Pirate Update: 1b Brad "Big Country" Eldred is hitting .258 with 19 HR, 50 RBI...and 63 strikeouts. He's playing for the White Sox Triple-A team in Charlotte.
--Sure to be on everyone's wish list in December, here's Johnstown: The Board Game.
--Pete Wentz gave new wife Ashlee Simpson a giant bumblebee made out of 18,000 legos as a wedding gift.
--Michael Bay is making a movie called Ouija Board. Seriously.
--Hotwicks ($9) definitely aren't your typical candles. With scents like beer, campfire, grass (as in lawn), new car, pancake, pigskin, stripper, popcorn, and the rather scrumptious sounding urinal cake, your place can smell exactly how you want it to.
--It's no laughing matter: Bill Murray's wife is claiming abuse by the former Ghostbuster.
--Imagine thousands of people, divided by a river, with 2 days to get a ball across town with one simple rule: no murder. That is only the beginning in Royal Shrovetide Football.
--Duquesne's Shawn James is at NBA draft camp, and let's just say it's not going well.
--Police believe an Ohio asphalt contractor used a retrofitted pickup truck and trailer to steal thousands of gallons of diesel fuel from a Mercer County gas station.

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5/19/2008

THE NEWS

Yes, we were all intimidated.
[thanks Billyseth]
and in honor of the Pens knocking the Flyers out of the playoffs...
100 Seasons ... 100 Heartbreaks: the 100 worst moments in Philadelphia sports, from SI.

--Are the Pirates allergic to the hallowed ground of .500? They blew yet another shot at it yesterday in a 4-3 loss to the Cubs, who own an 8-1 mark against the Buccos in 2008. Phil Dumatrait sums it up: "I was terrible."

--Commencements: Al Gore at CMU and Bud Selig at Bethany College. Sorry, no Mike Tomlin.

--Bill Simmons is enjoying his "rebellious" status.

--The Big Lead takes a long look at Nate McLouth.

--Governor Rendell chose a Spanish firm to run the PA Turnpike. First Kennywood, now the Turnpike. What's the next PA landmark to go Spanish?

--Sorry guys: Ashlee Simpson is now Ashlee Wentz.

--The Detroit Lions' customer service policy: “F— ‘Em”. Needless to say, they didn't follow the Penguins fan blueprint I mentioned this morning.

--A trailer accident dumped 14 tons of Oreos all over an Illinois highway.

(________) was seen making immediate travel arrangements to Illinois.

insert fat guy here

--Is Gears of War 2 the most violent video game ever?

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5/08/2008

THE NEWS

--Fantastic news! Matt Walsh turned over eight videotapes that show the Patriots recording opposing coaches' playcalling signals...including the 2001 AFC Championship game against, you guessed it...the Steelers.
This is the same Walsh that Bill Belichick "couldn't pick out of a lineup", right?
--Baseball's most highly-paid starter-turned-reliever-turned-starter was back in the saddle last night, as Barry Zito, the third starting pitcher since 1956 to go 0-6 before May, took the hill against Phil Dumatrait at PNC Park.

And surprisingly, the Pirates came out on top, with a 3-1 offensive explosion in front of 9,788 wild and crazy Bucco fans.
Zito pitched five innings, allowing five hits and two runs while striking out five. He leaves Pittsburgh with an 0-7 record, 6.95 ERA, and the $126 million contract he came with.
--Are Pens fans planning to overtake the Rocky statue?

--Don't forget to vote for the World's Greatest Pittsburgh Pirate Fan, or at the very least, read the comments section, where the gloves have clearly come off.
--SI points out how the Pens-Flyers rivalry really heated up on November 16, 2005.
--Here's a lengthy profile on Flyer RJ Umberger's Pittsburgh roots.
--Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was spotted at the Pirates-Nationals game this weekend. Does this clarify his position on torture?
--It's the attack of the six-foot-tall, $10,000 Big Ben bobblehead!

--Are Garrett and Britt Reid the worst sons ever? They're certainly in the conversation.
--Well, this should prove that Elisha Cuthbert is hanging out with Calgary's Dion Phaneuf.
--"Can I get 60 extra pieces of bacon on my Whopper?"..."Of course...we make it YOUR WAY!"

--Check out the custom PBR beer can coffin.

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