That's right...Chad Javon Johnson Ocho Cinco Abdul-Jabbar will not be playing tonight against the Steelers, as per a statement just released from the team:
"Bengals wide receiver Chad Ocho Cinco will be deactivated for tonight's game at Pittsburgh, for violation of a team rule," the statement says. "The Bengals will have no further comment until after the game."
OK, let's turn this into a contest. Whoever comments with the best (and by best, I mean funniest) guess as to what the violation was gets a nice prize from the newly-created Mondesi's House Mystery Prize Box. Seriously.
MANY thanks to reader Josh Marotti, a Steeler fan stranded in Cincinnati, for the tip.
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31 comments:
He took a Chinedum Ndukwe and forgot to flush in the team restroom
He exposed his vagina?
He changed his name yet again, this time to Suck It Marvin.
He wore a Limas Sweed jersey to a team meeting.
Unspecified team violation #132: Dipping of one's bean bags in Carson Palmer's Cornhole.
He revealed to the media that he too didn't know that an NFL game could end in a tie.
He melted Keith Rivers' jaw wiring down to make the bestest Grillz ever?
He was seen in Vegas with Javon Walker "making it rain."
He loaded a van full of 16 year old girls, gave them booze, and took them to Chris Henry's house
He kept tackling Cedric Benson for a 3 yard loss in practice
Following in the footsteps of Tom Brady, Cico submitted the following photo to People's "Sexiest Man Alive" contest. Sources reveal it is against Bengal's team policy to enter such competitions during regular season play.
As reported by the Cincy Newspaper:
"The Bengals brought the wrong jersey with them to the game...they accidentally brought Keith Rivers #58 and Ocho Cinco didn't want to "look retarded wearing the wrong number". Plus, Ocho Cinco added, If I wear 58 I run the risk of Hines Ward hitting me...and no one wants that"
Hoping this reference doesn't go too far back...
Mr. Ocho Cinco implied that Carson Palmer is gay. "If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat. I mean, come on, he used to play for a team called the Trojans. You know how those ancient Greeks rolled."
After Ryan Fitzpatrick witnessed Johnson exit the toilet stall of the Belle Vernon wal mart without washing his hands, he immediately went to Marvin Lewis and said "there's no way I'm touching that ball after passing it to him."
Unspecified team violation #22 Having no fines for conduct, celebration penalties, or (and here's where his violation comes into play) no arrests or off the field issues.
he was caught driving nueve cinco in a cinco cinco.
dark helmet wins
"dark helmet wins"
I don't get his joke. :(
Frankly, I think most of these, mine included, are desperate attempts to catch up with HotDog_Zanzabar's comment anyway.
He was the bear.
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3404/lolzo5im4.jpg
There once was a Bengal receiver,
Who could play, but now is a deceiver
His skills have gone south,
All that's left is his mouth,
That's why Marv is no longer a believer.
He's holed up in a hotel room with Stanley Williams.
He was caught taking a dump in one of Najeh Davenport's shoes
This is Mike Brown's way of protesting the fact that "Masillion High School is ahead of us (Bengals)"
He's out with a case of the gays.
he showed up late,punched his dog,got caught with a kilo of pure Columbian,had to ask Ray Ray if he should play,told Marvin that he loved him,told Santa he loved him,said he wouldn't play for a team that tied..wouldn't play for a team that can't beat the Browns,wouldn't play for a team who's QB likes cornholing
Guys, it's right there in the official NFL injury report ...
CINCINNATI BENGALS at PITTSBURGH STEELERS — BENGALS: OUT: WR Antonio Chatman (neck), DE Eric Henderson (neck), LB Abdul Hodge (elbow), T Levi Jones (back), G Scott Kooistra (knee), S Chinedum Ndukwe (foot), WR Chad Ocho Cinco (douchebaggery), DE Antwan Odom (shoulder), QB Carson Palmer (right elbow), G Andrew Whitworth (ankle). DOUBTFUL: WR Jerome Simpson (ankle). QUESTIONABLE: CB Johnathan Joseph (foot). PROBABLE: WR Andre Caldwell (foot), WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh (back), TE Reggie Kelly (ankle), RB Kenny Watson (shoulder). STEELERS: OUT: CB Bryant McFadden (forearm), T Marvel Smith (back), CB Deshea Townsend (hamstring). QUESTIONABLE: TE Matt Spaeth (wrist).
He was caught buying Jordan Staal beer...
He went to the bar last night and had one too many Frosty Ruckers.
He revealed to the media that he too didn't know that an NFL game could end in a tie.
free standing toilet paper holder
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