Big Lead Sports Bar

5/27/2007

How Much for a Used Smoke?

Steeler Auction Mania has officially reached a new low. It started with Mr. Bill's Second-Hand Store Auction, moved to "Buy Ben's Ride", then over to "Buy Ike's Ride", and now here we are, discussing the investment potential of Jack Lambert's used cigarette.

The seller's fantastic tale of acquiring said butt:
"WHEN I WAS OUTSIDE THE HOTEL MAKING SMALL TALK W/HIM WHILE HE WAS SMOKING HE THROUGH THIS BUTT ON THE GROUND & I GRABBED IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COLLECTABLE. HE SMOKED A FEW OTHER TIMES BUT HE PUT THOSE IN THAT LONG TUBE TYPE TRASH CAN OUTSIDE PLACES THEY PUT FOR BUTTS. IF YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF CARD OF LAMBERT,THIS WOULD BE COOL TO FRAME W/IT AS A CONVERSATION PIECE, YOU GET THE BUTT & THE SHERATON NAPKIN"
So not only do you get the butt, but you also get the used Sheraton napkin. I suppose it's some type of "certificate of authenticity" if you will. So tell me, celebrity garbage collectors...what kind of price should we expect on an item such as this?

3 comments:

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

The seller also has another item up for bid - his self respect.

Craig said...

How much for the self respect because I think I would rather buy that on a napkin instead of a dirty butt. If one of his teeth was attached to the butt, different story.

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