STEELERS (9-3) 24
BENGALS (4-8) 10

It was pretty sweet to watch Pitt spoil West Virginia's season on Saturday night. But Sunday night was a different kind of sweet. The Steelers effectively closed the door on Cincinnati's 2007 season, the same season that according to some was supposed to end with the vision of Chad Johnson and T.J. Houshmandzadeh wearing Super Bowl rings. The nation can now see that for the illusion that it was.
In what's becoming a tradition, Heinz Field was the site of an ugly, nationally-televised football game, although this time the field wasn't nearly as sloppy as the play. A gamelog would probably look something along the lines of "Palmer incomplete, Palmer incomplete, Palmer incomplete, Cincinnati punt, Parker fumble" over and over.
If you thought Carson threw a lot of incompletions, you were correct: he finished 17-for-44, a whopping 38.6% completion percentage. Meanwhile, across the field, Ben Roethlisberger managed an effective 21-for-32 (65.6%), with 2 TD passes and a TD run. In the process, Palmer ran his career record against the Ben and Steelers to 2-6, once again proving all the pundits right in saying that he's the better of the two quarterbacks.
Unfortunately for the Bengals, their running game was as ineffective as West Virginia's, with just 74 yards on 23 carries. They were unable to sustain any long drives outside of the opener, and seemed to get worse as the game went on. Chad Johnson put up better numbers than he usually does against the Steelers, with six catches for 86 yards, but affected the outcome of the game very little.
The Steeler side of the ball featured a heavy attack of Willie Parker fumbling and Hines Ward making catches and falling backwards after the catch. Was I the only one who noticed that? Why does Hines always seem to lead with his back? But Hines did have a whale of a game, reeling in 11 passes for 90 yards and 2 TDs and breaking the Steeler record for TD receptions in the process. Now this was a wide receiver who made a difference in the outcome of the game.
This wasn't the most memorable Steeler game you'll see in a lifetime, but it got the job done and really put a stranglehold on the division. With the Cleveland loss, the Steelers have a virtual three-game lead on the rest of the also-rans in the AFC North.
Next Sunday will be the ultimate test, in a game that's currently off the boards in some casinos. But as this season has proved, whether it's Pitt-WVU, Steelers-Jets, Stanford-USC or Michigan-App State, anything can happen.
Game news and notes:
--Funny bit by NBC sending The Bus to Scruffy Duffy's, the Steeler bar in NYC, and staging Cris Collinsworth in a deserted lounge that was supposed to be a "Bengal Bar".
--American Gladiators is coming back on NBC? With Hulk Hogan?
--The Steelers are now 3-0 sans Polamalu and Santonio in the lineup, outscoring their opponents 48-10 in the process.
--Welcome to the NFL, Gary Russell. Wish your first stat line would've looked better than "1-1", but you have to start somewhere.
--Another solid game from Heath Miller. Pro Bowl, anyone?