THE NEWS

--EDSBS checks in on the Pitt "Murdock incident". Yikes. A must-read.

--Fire up the brooms tonight, friends.

--Pirates 2, Dodgers 11 in Los Angeles last night. The PG's headline: "Morris rocked again". That's about as far as I'll get into analysis of that game, although I will mention that Nate McLouth had two hits, running his hitting streak to 14.

--Finally, someone's chronicled all of the Mr. Belding party photos. Well done.

--Bill Clinton was hanging out at IUP today. Refresh my memory...is IUP still a big party school?

--The Steelers have the NFL's toughest schedule, facing teams with a .598 winning percentage last year. The easiest? That would be New England, at .387, followed by San Diego at .422. Sounds fair.

--Here's more on the Steely McBeam arrest from the Sports Pickle.

--It's Titletown, USA, the next ESPN segment you'll be complaining about this summer.

--Dan Marino is giving the commencement address at Pitt this year. Duquesne has countered with Jerome Bettis. Your move, Robert Morris.

--Is John Daly pregnant?

--Former Penn State TE Kyle Brady visited with the Steelers. It would be a shrewd signing...about 10 years ago.

--The Steelers also met with Eastern Michigan DE Jason Jones and Georgia Tech LB Philip Wheeler. The Steelers sure enjoy visiting with all of these players. What do you think they talk about?

--Here's a farm report from the Pirates, including a very happy 10-3 Indianapolis team.

--Who's #1, Crosby or Malkin? Ron Cook needs an answer to the question no one's asking.

--Fan of the Week : Saving Drunken Wrigley Field Monkeys

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Karaoke Jam with Mr. Belding and Tony Romo

Yes, I know this was up for a few days, and I admit that I totally ignored this when it hit the net. But this is one of those clips (much like Wrestling Dad) that so many people are sending that I felt obligated to check out. I'm glad I did.

So here's the story...some band called "Metal Skool", in the midst of a concert, asks former Saved by the Bell principal "Mr. Belding" (Dennis Haskins) to join them onstage (erroneously calling him Mr. Belvedere in the process). The lead singer tells the crowd about how they did blow with Haskins and Screech backstage. Then, the band then telling "F-ing jerk" Tony Romo to join them onstage. We are then treated to a Metal Skool/Belding/Romo rendition of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'. Don't worry, Romo didn't fumble the microphone.