Big Lead Sports Bar

5/16/2007

The Maxim 100 List

The topic du jour is Maxim's Hot 100 list, a pop culture event/publicity stunt that results in TV shows and blogs talking about Maxim for a few days as if these rankings meant anything. That being said, let's discuss these as if these rankings meant anything. What else are we going to talk about...another crappy Pirate game last night? The reading on Alan Faneca's mood ring this hour?
Of note from this year's list:
The possible "future Mrs. Roethlisberger", Missy Peregrym, checks in at #54...a few spots ahead of Jamie-Lynn Sigler, last week's rumored Roethlisberger love interest.

Should have worn a #7 jersey, Missy.

The Pittsburgh-hating Sienna Miller, the only member of this club to be named after a crayon, shows up at #11. Miller's 2005 appearance on the list ranked her at #48. So is it same to assume her anti-Burgh rant helped her in the polls?

On the banned list at Folino's Young's Tavern

#10 seemed high for the Black Eyed Peas' Fergie, considering she pees her pants

If peeing your pants is cool, consider Fergie Miles Davis

Joe Hardy Birthday Entertainment and Pittsburgh's own XTina checks in at 4.

No, I can't marry you, Mr. Hardy.


And your 2007 Maxim 100 winner, Lindsay Lohan! She puts away coke like no other winner before her!
Unlike Donald Trump's Miss USA Pageant, the Maxim 100 has no morals issues

Here's the entire list. Have some fun with it, count the number of people you've never heard of. I counted 18.

1. Lindsay Lohan 2. Jessica Alba 3. Scarlett Johansson 4. Christina Aguilera 5. Jessica Biel 6. Ali Larter 7. Eva Mendez 8. Rihanna 9. Eva Longoria 10. Fergie

11. Sienna Miller 12. Angelina Jolie 13. Beyonce Knowles 14. Katherine Heigl 15. Avril Lavigne 16. Ashlee Simpson 17. Maria Sharapova 18. Megan Fox 19. Cameron Diaz

20. Keira Knightley 21. Kate Beckinsale 22. Nicole Scherzinger 23. Hilary Duff 24. Sophia Bush 25. Elisha Cuthbert 26. Nelly Furtado 27. Kate Hudson 28. Carmen Electra 29. Sarah Silverman

30. Rebecca Romijn 31. Amy Smart 32. Lacey Chabert 33. Roselyn Sanchez 34. Vanessa Minnillo 35. Jennifer Garner 36. Jamie King 37. Ashley Olsen 38. Shakira 39. Rachel Bilson

40. Moon Bloodgood 41. Jessica Simpson 42. Minka Kelly 43. Kate Mara 44. Rose McGowan 45. Bar Refaeli 46. Kristen Bell 47. Katharine McPhee 48. Mandy Moore 49. Mischa Barton

50. Miss Maxim 51. Alessandra Ambrosio 52. Kate Walsh 53. Adriana Lima 54. Missy Peregrym 55. Halle Berry 56. Michele Merkin 57. Tricia Helfer 58. Penelope Cruz 59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler

60. Jessica White 61. Nadine Velazquez 62. Danneel Harris 63. Bianca Kajlich 64. Lena Headey 65. Autumn Reeser 66. Joanna Krupa 67. Gabrielle Union 68. Evangeline Lilly 69. Danica Patrick

70. Stacy Keibler 71. Willa Ford 72. Ciara 73. Mena Suvari 74. Tara Conner 75. April Scott 76. Diora Baird 77. Hilary Burton 78. Joss Stone 79. Adrianne Palecki

80. Abbie Cornish 81. Emmanuelle Chriqui 82. Dita Von Teese 83. Ivanka Trump 84. Hometown Hottie 85. Kelly Ripa 86. Michelle Trachtenberg 87. Padma Lakshmi 88. Raquel Alessi 89. Haylie Duff

90. Salma Hayek 91. Isla Fisher 92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead 93. Christina Milian 94. Kelly Carlson 95. The Avatars of Second Life 96. Shanna Moakler 97. Kim Kardashian 98. Yunjin Kim 99. Mia Maestro 100. Noureen DeWolf

9 comments:

Laser Rocket Arm said...

The hell? Missy's ahead of SALMA HAYEK?!?!? I mean, she's cute, but being ahead of a woman whom I and many other heterosexual women would, ahem, turn the other page for is ludricrous.

Dirty Sanchez said...

That transvestite Fergie at #10? She wouldn't be my #10 pick at closing time at the local bar. Ashley Olsen, Kim Kardashian?? Yikes.

I'm sure the Lindsay Lohan selection is just to be controversial and drum up interest in the list, unless the author has a skanky, coked-up firecrotch fetish.

Brad said...

Kim Kardashian on this list at all is a crime, and the placement of Stacy Keibler at 70 is a definite underestimation, was she lowered in the rankings due to her past in pro wrestling? The girls ranked 50-100 may have more quality than 1-49.

AJ said...

If I wanted to read a list of 100 women who will never sleep with me, I'd go to Margarita Mamas on a Friday night and write my own.

Adam said...

Where the hell is Kelly Clarkson?

Adam said...

Where the hell is Kelly Clarkson?

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Lohan?

She's not perticularly attractive or talented.

I mean really, has she been in any good movies ever?

And if she wasn't famous, and she was just walking down the street, she'd just be another average looking chick.

Adam said...

I'm w/ Lipps.

I mean, God Kelly is hot and probably the most talented singer out there. she should be on the list.

boredinpittsburgh said...

Sadly i heard this list mentioned on a news segment on KQV radio the other day. Must have been a SLOW newsday.