The News

--Congratulations to Keith D. of Cincinnati, winner of the Dump Truck T-Shirt courtesy of Get Fresh Designs. New contest coming soon!

--If there's ever been an uncool picture taken of Mike Tomlin, I haven't seen it.

--You can feel the love between Tony Dungy and Bill Belichick in this picture. Haven't we seen this same pose between Belichick and every other coach in the NFL by now?

--This just in: the Browns signed Ricardo Coakley. And just when they were moving in the right direction...

--Bengals fans are not too happy with Marvin Lewis these days. Also, as our reader points out, note that the Bengals only had the ball 6 times on Sunday.

--Vegas checks in on the odds of an NFL team going 16-0.

--What side do you take on the Michael Wilbon "Take a Shot at Brady" opinion?

--Rest in peace, Robert Goulet. Here's a video tribute to his great ESPN commercials from the 1990s.

--A prep football team put up 72 points in the first quarter last week. I didn't know Bill Belichick coached high school football! Nah, that couldn't be Belichick. The final was only 83-0, which meant that the dogs were called off.

--All-American Boy Lance Armstrong lives up to his clean-cut image...by making out with 21-year-old Ashley Olsen all night.

--Jay-Z's new protege is a rapper named Pittsburgh Slim. And for those of you interested, here's Pittsburgh Slim's Myspace page. 412!

--Here's Curt Schilling's list of 13 teams he will play for. It's all the usual suspects...Pirates, Royals, Devil Rays....

--Professional slob Don Vito collapses after being found guilty of sexual assault on a child.

--Doubt About It goes scarlet and gray as a result of a lost bet on the Nittany Lions.

--Jon Kitna's halloween attire has him in some hot water.

--Looks like the beginning of the end for Dog the Bounty Hunter.

--Here's a pretty funny Ray Lewis video that Steeler fans should enjoy

A LIST OF TODAY'S TOP LISTS

The 10 Most Controversial Don West Comments, A Definitive List (You know, the GEM MINT 10 home shopping guy)

88 fast foods most likely to kill you

Top 10 Worst Haircuts in the NBA

Top 10 NHL Goalie Masks

Top 10 Entry-Level Jobs That Pay $50K+

The 10 Dumbest Questions in Song Lyric History

Marvin Harrison's Walkoff, Pujols=Jerk, Don West Swims in Cards, College Hoops Power Rankings, Flying Wii Remotes, Playstation 3 for Baby?

NFL:

Marvin Harrison walked off the field before the half was over, then he failed to even attempt a tackle on Lito Sheppard. Lebron James was raked over the coals for something similar. Terrell Owens would have been sent to the gas chamber. Can anyone say, "double standard"?

Loyal Mondesi reader A.J. sends over the gayest Tom Brady tribute video ever made. Watch at your own risk.

MLB:

Albert Pujols, turning into a jerk right in front of our eyes. Barry Bonds would be proud.

If you've never checked out Joesportsfan.com, you're missing out. Be sure to check out former Bucco Bob Walk, featured in the "Worthless Card Collection".

On the topic of baseball cards, the above site has a great article on former Home Shopping crazyman Don West. You know, the guy who tried convincing you at 2 AM to buy that Gem Mint 10 of Derek Jeter? In the article, the author references an occasion when West accidentally knocked a box of 3,200 baseball cards on the floor in the middle of a sales pitch. Always the master of improv, West then "swam" in the cards, as only he could. He explained that he used to swim in piles of cards as a kid. Alas, here is said video of Don West swimming in a pool of overpriced cardboard.

COLLEGE HOOPS:

SI.com's Luke Winn gives his college basketball power rankings. Wichita State #3, Butler #4, Gonzaga #6, Marquette #8, Pitt #10. Maybe next week he'll release his real power rankings, as these were obviously a joke.

NBA:

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria to live happily ever after.

RANDOM FUN STUFF:

The Nintendo Wii has a major downside: Wii remotes flying from player's hands, crashing TV sets, windows, and pictures of Grandma in the process.

Wondering about how the Michael Richards video affected Seinfeld Season 7 DVD sales? Would you believe they're up 75% over season 6 and 90% over season 5?

A St. Paul radio station had a gag in which they offered a free Playstation 3 in trade for 24 hours custody of your baby. The result? They were overrun with calls.