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Showing posts with label Dane Cook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dane Cook. Show all posts

4/25/2007

Vote For Sid

Time Magazine just released their list of candidates for the Time 100, the most influential people in the world. Among the nominees? How about Sidney Crosby?

Yes, it's true, Sid is up for election, right ahead of ABU HAMZA AL-MUHAJER, (a.k.a. Abu Ayyub al-Masri, for those of you scoring at home) on the ballot.

Highlights among the 203 nominees (statistics accurate as of April 25th at 5:13 PM EST):

--First is Steven Colbert, no relation to Kevin, with 91%

--Crosby is currently forth with 85%, just ahead of Bono and Steve Jobs

--Sanjaya is 12th. Howard Stern (27th) is giggling somewhere.

--Brangelina comes in at 9th (Jolie) and 13th (Pitt).

--Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) is currently 30th...three spots ahead of Bill Gates.

--Dane Cook is 79th. Scary.

--Our President is 84th. Behind Dane Cook. Scarier.

--Other sports figures getting smoked in the standings behind Crosby include Tiger Woods (59), Tony Dungy (99), David Beckham (111), Barry Bonds (126), and Dikembe Mutombo (151).

--I've never seen a competition in which Jay-Z would be tied with Katie Couric and Lou Dobbs

--Currently sitting in last place is Paris Hilton, at a paltry 18%. Kate Moss is closely on her trail at 22%. If anyone is influenced by Hilton or Moss, then the world is in serious trouble.

Now don't forget,

VOTE FOR SID!

11/10/2006

10 Best NFL Games Left, Jackie Christie's Haters List, College FB Playoffs, NFL All Disappointment Team, Comedy Soundboards

John Clayton lists the 10 best games of the second half. Funny, I don't see any Steeler games on this list...
Terry Bowden shows us how a college football playoff would work. Which would be taking the top eight ranked teams, seeding them 1-8, and advancing the top teams so Ohio State eventually faces Michigan. Groundbreaking work.
NBA wife Jackie Christie has developed a "Haters List". It's sort of like Richard Nixon's Enemies List, if Nixon's list were a bunch of bloggers and sports parody websites. Congratulations to DJ Gallo for making the cut!
Boston.com has a list of athletes who have registered handguns. No Steelers on the list...the Rooneys would be proud.
Dr. Z. takes time out from picking football games with Brooklyn Decker to give us his midseason All-Disappointment team. I assumed there would be at least 53 Pittsburgh Steelers on his squad, but alas, just three made the cut.
This site has soundboards for just about every TV show, movie, and cartoon you could ever imagine: The Simpsons, Family Guy, Borat, Howard Stern, Dane Cook, Mr. Rogers, Chris Farley...the list goes on and on. Amazing stuff.
Finally, the new Spiderman 3 trailer is up. For those of you who don't know, I'm a bit of a Spiderman fanatic, going back to the "Spiderman and His Amazing Friends" era. It's a bit of nostalgia to my younger days. So bear with me if I get a little excited for the newest edition, featuring Sandman as the villain. I always thought he was Spidey's most difficult opponent. Really, how do you beat a guy who can shift into sand at any time? You can't put him in jail, he just seeps through the cracks. In the cartoons, he usually got tossed into a cement mixer, which was convenient. But I digress...enjoy the trailer: