Yes, it's true, Sid is up for election, right ahead of ABU HAMZA AL-MUHAJER, (a.k.a. Abu Ayyub al-Masri, for those of you scoring at home) on the ballot.
Highlights among the 203 nominees (statistics accurate as of April 25th at 5:13 PM EST):
--First is Steven Colbert, no relation to Kevin, with 91%
--Crosby is currently forth with 85%, just ahead of Bono and Steve Jobs
--Sanjaya is 12th. Howard Stern (27th) is giggling somewhere.
--Brangelina comes in at 9th (Jolie) and 13th (Pitt).
--Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) is currently 30th...three spots ahead of Bill Gates.
--Dane Cook is 79th. Scary.
--Our President is 84th. Behind Dane Cook. Scarier.
--Other sports figures getting smoked in the standings behind Crosby include Tiger Woods (59), Tony Dungy (99), David Beckham (111), Barry Bonds (126), and Dikembe Mutombo (151).
--I've never seen a competition in which Jay-Z would be tied with Katie Couric and Lou Dobbs
--Currently sitting in last place is Paris Hilton, at a paltry 18%. Kate Moss is closely on her trail at 22%. If anyone is influenced by Hilton or Moss, then the world is in serious trouble.
Now don't forget,
1 comment:
How can they allow this list to be decided by a fan internet vote? Here I thought Time editors spent weeks to thoughtfully craft this list based on the merits of each individual.
And of course the idea of Sid on this list is absurd.
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