A reader recently sent in this picture of Limas Sweed (which I'm guessing is from the annual preseason rookie photo shoot) and thought it begged for a caption contest. So I contacted official Caption Contest Sponsor/Judge Bob McLaughlin of the 105.9 The X Morning Show, and he's going to put up a $25 gift certificate to Mario's South Side Saloon for the best caption. I'm sure the potential for free alcohol will bring the one-liners out of the woodwork.
In case you missed it, the Layla Kiffin caption contest winner was Josh, from Cincinnati of all places.
Don't forget to visit Bob and Tim Benz between 6-10 AM every day at 105.9 the X and at www.wxdx.com. Now let's see some captions.
In case you missed it, the Layla Kiffin caption contest winner was Josh, from Cincinnati of all places.
Don't forget to visit Bob and Tim Benz between 6-10 AM every day at 105.9 the X and at www.wxdx.com. Now let's see some captions.
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44 comments:
My Grand jeté will frighten those opposing DBs away.
Hooray! I'm in the NFL and better yet I'm a 4th string for the Steelers!
Dateline: Cape Canaveral – NASA scientists continue to work with Limas Sweed on the effects of weightlessness in space. Sweed, a Pittsburgh Steeler wide receiver, is one of several players participating in the new NFL-Astronaut Exchange program.
Maybe this guy from NASA can get me a job as an astronaut after the Steelers cut me
-Tony
"Sure glad I dodged that bullet"
the only place i can catch a ball is right here at this photo shoot.. can we do 1000 more pictures please?
Repeal Prop 8!
I can haz touchdownz?
Thank god redhawks hockey bought my jersey.
"Oh my goodness gracious, will you just look at those nails!"
Please don't say I look like Troy Edwards.
"I'll show Santonio who can get the highest."
Gimmie your best Costanza!
"Yeow! I thought guns only went off in sweat pants!"
First position, third position, first position third position, now the pas de deux!!! not jumping heisman!!!- Lynn Swann
YAY! Roy Simmons just texted me!
I'm not complaining I just don't understand why Steely McBeem wants to see how far I can stretch my legs.
mdesus hands down. He threw Swann in 'ere n' nat. Ats funny...
Just remember I'm not Neil O'Donnell!
How cool is it that Shiancoe is photographing me. If I reach a little farther I can shake his....hand.
SEE! I can jump high enough to catch a Romo pass! I shoulda been a Cowboy baaaabyyyyyyyy.
Make sure you get my good side! We only have one chance at this as the ball will rarely be in my hands this year! Shit, I just dropped it again...
Limas, we've made millions of people think we landed on the moon, of course we should be able to get a few to believe that you can catch a football.
"It worked for Lynn Swann, guys. Guys? Hey! Don't be messin' with my tutu!"
Ready? I call this one "The Sweed Step" or "The Limas Leap" if you prefer.
Can't touch this...Ooh-Oh, Ooh-Oh
This is how you avoid a broken collarbone, Rashard.
(For the record, I'm from Pittsburgh, but moved to Cincinnati... and, yes, it sucks)
"Can we get this trampoline on the 10 yard line during the game?"
"What do you mean this isn't an audition for West Side Story? I feel pretty, dammit!"
wow, these are mostly lame... wish I could come up with a good one to help out the cause...
"I'll show Santonio who can get the highest" is clearly the winner so far
JAZZ HANDS!
"Alright Nasa, I call this move Gravity Defiant. Now let me show you my moonwalk."
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Limas Sweed will be that man. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster."
"The highlight of my career."
He looks like a tall wide receiver all right.
Louie Lipps said if i get on a trampoline,and have my picture taken,everyone back in Pittsburgh would think i could actually jump this high,and if you've seen the passes Ben throws.. i need this trampoline
DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME!
Take that, Larry Brown.
The back of my milk carton.
5 dollar foot loooooong...
Okay Ryan, I'm ready. You wanted to practice what??
If I don't clear this hurdle, I can sue the NFL for more cash then I'll ever make as a WR!
EEEK! A MOUSE!!!
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