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12/09/2008

105.9 THE X CAPTION CONTEST: LIMAS SWEED EDITION


A reader recently sent in this picture of Limas Sweed (which I'm guessing is from the annual preseason rookie photo shoot) and thought it begged for a caption contest. So I contacted official Caption Contest Sponsor/Judge Bob McLaughlin of the 105.9 The X Morning Show, and he's going to put up a $25 gift certificate to Mario's South Side Saloon for the best caption. I'm sure the potential for free alcohol will bring the one-liners out of the woodwork.

In case you missed it, the Layla Kiffin caption contest winner was Josh, from Cincinnati of all places.

Don't forget to visit Bob and Tim Benz between 6-10 AM every day at 105.9 the X and at www.wxdx.com. Now let's see some captions.



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45 comments:

Get Fresh Designs said...

My Grand jeté will frighten those opposing DBs away.

Buddy said...

Hooray! I'm in the NFL and better yet I'm a 4th string for the Steelers!

LeeTunnel said...

Dateline: Cape Canaveral – NASA scientists continue to work with Limas Sweed on the effects of weightlessness in space. Sweed, a Pittsburgh Steeler wide receiver, is one of several players participating in the new NFL-Astronaut Exchange program.

AMM said...

Maybe this guy from NASA can get me a job as an astronaut after the Steelers cut me

-Tony

Greg said...

"Sure glad I dodged that bullet"

Mike said...

the only place i can catch a ball is right here at this photo shoot.. can we do 1000 more pictures please?

Novos51 said...

Repeal Prop 8!

Tnye02 said...

I can haz touchdownz?

RedHawks Hockey said...

Thank god redhawks hockey bought my jersey.

Steve said...

"Oh my goodness gracious, will you just look at those nails!"

Tom said...

Please don't say I look like Troy Edwards.

Skoz said...

"I'll show Santonio who can get the highest."

PatDA66 said...

Gimmie your best Costanza!

Offord said...

"Yeow! I thought guns only went off in sweat pants!"

mdesus said...

First position, third position, first position third position, now the pas de deux!!! not jumping heisman!!!- Lynn Swann

Jon said...

YAY! Roy Simmons just texted me!

Bridgertimmy said...

I'm not complaining I just don't understand why Steely McBeem wants to see how far I can stretch my legs.

The Pittsburgh Terrorist said...

"Though they were impressed by his flair, NASA officials were disappointed that Limas Sweed could not back up his claim of being able to fly."

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

mdesus hands down. He threw Swann in 'ere n' nat. Ats funny...

AJ said...

Just remember I'm not Neil O'Donnell!

HotDog_Zanzabar said...

How cool is it that Shiancoe is photographing me. If I reach a little farther I can shake his....hand.

Chris said...
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Chris said...

SEE! I can jump high enough to catch a Romo pass! I shoulda been a Cowboy baaaabyyyyyyyy.

P.O. said...

Make sure you get my good side! We only have one chance at this as the ball will rarely be in my hands this year! Shit, I just dropped it again...

awesome-o 4000 said...

Limas, we've made millions of people think we landed on the moon, of course we should be able to get a few to believe that you can catch a football.

Chip said...

"It worked for Lynn Swann, guys. Guys? Hey! Don't be messin' with my tutu!"

Broke But Still Drinking said...

Ready? I call this one "The Sweed Step" or "The Limas Leap" if you prefer.

sshisheng said...

Can't touch this...Ooh-Oh, Ooh-Oh

Tom Musial said...

This is how you avoid a broken collarbone, Rashard.

Josh said...

(For the record, I'm from Pittsburgh, but moved to Cincinnati... and, yes, it sucks)

"Can we get this trampoline on the 10 yard line during the game?"

Justin said...

"What do you mean this isn't an audition for West Side Story? I feel pretty, dammit!"

Sam said...

wow, these are mostly lame... wish I could come up with a good one to help out the cause...

"I'll show Santonio who can get the highest" is clearly the winner so far

PatDA66 said...

JAZZ HANDS!

Kyle said...

"Alright Nasa, I call this move Gravity Defiant. Now let me show you my moonwalk."

Archie said...

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Limas Sweed will be that man. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster."

godohoky said...

"The highlight of my career."

LeeTunnel said...

He looks like a tall wide receiver all right.

Mike said...

Louie Lipps said if i get on a trampoline,and have my picture taken,everyone back in Pittsburgh would think i could actually jump this high,and if you've seen the passes Ben throws.. i need this trampoline

Tim said...

DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME!

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

Take that, Larry Brown.

BURGH08 said...

The back of my milk carton.

Jamestee said...

5 dollar foot loooooong...

RPD said...

Okay Ryan, I'm ready. You wanted to practice what??

Tobes said...

If I don't clear this hurdle, I can sue the NFL for more cash then I'll ever make as a WR!

Jason Marianna said...

EEEK! A MOUSE!!!