Big Lead Sports Bar

6/13/2008

GRILLE 36: A GREAT PLACE TO TAKE A LEAK

A Super Bowl victory. A career that will result in a Hall of Fame induction. A post-football job at NBC. These are all great accomplishments in the life of Jerome Bettis. But none can compare to the recent news that his own Grille 36 restaurant in Pittsburgh has been nominated as a finalist for the best bathroom in America.
"The lighting is dim, so I guess it’s a comfortable atmosphere for your restroom needs," said manager Candy Mann.

"You can see most of the TVs on the back wall, and all of your friends and relatives," said entertainment engineer Jake Karan. "You can check on your girlfriend, too."
Amazing as it seems, I've still yet to make it to this hallowed ground of tinkle in its brief existence. But this news may be just the extra touch that finally entices me in the front door. And yes, I'll be sure to drink plenty of fluids while I'm there.
You can vote for Grille 36 online at www.bestrestroom.com.

4 comments:

TASJ7045 said...

Been there, pissed there!! Best pissers in the 'Burgh if not world.

Did I read that right??? The manager's name is Candy Mann??? I hope its a man. Even if its a chick, it still would suck to have that name.

Big Snack said...

haha you know her second job is workin the pole at Erotica...actually, with a name like that, she prolly works at Silky's...

And Diego and I have been thrown out of many a North Side bar and somehow end up at Bettis' using their facilities...

Very classy joint...

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

Sorry, Bus, but the Signature Room in the Hancock Ctr has you beat.

(However, you put Pitt Stadium on this list, that's your winner.)

godohoky said...

I have not gone to the grille yet, but my vote for best restroom is Sheetz on 22 in murrysville. I know its not an amazing vote however the restroom is exquisite. Its quite spacious and nothing to distract while you are taking a shit. A very soothing atmosphere and somehow they keep it from smelling like shit.