THE NEWS

--The Pirates' winning streak reaches two! In true Pirate fashion, every position player got a hit...except for Nate McLouth.

--Fascinating article from the PG, which looks inside the world of Allegheny County Jail cuisine:

--Detroit fans are not happy with the NHL's ban of octopi at Joe Louis Arena.

--Forgot to mention this the other day, but it's worth reminding everyone that Ranger professional annoyance Sean Avery is going to intern at Vogue this summer.

--The Trib outlines the Pittsburgh-Jaromir Jagr dynamic.
--Which local celebrity will jump on the Penguins bandwagon?

--From the recently-opened SI Vault: "Raul Mondesi: The Next Clemente?" Not quite.

--The Patriots look like they plan on another attempt at 19-0 this year. Their arrogance knows no bounds.

--Yikes! Check out this robbery of a local National City bank:

--Good news: Straight Outta Johnstown is back in business. And they've got video of Carlton Haselrig's MMA experience.

--The term "Tetris Bigot" has to be the geekiest phrase ever uttered in the history of phrases uttered.

--It's a Barbie Massacre!

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