Big Lead Sports Bar

5/14/2007

An Update on All Things Ben

-Contrary to what you may have heard, Ben is NOT dating Meadow Soprano. Or Tony Soprano, for that matter. Here is a recap of the ESPN the Magazine piece that caused the buzz.

-Ben's truck sold for a final price of $35,270.00, which is approximately $18,340 less than the sticker. He should probably stick to football and stay out of automobile investing for fun and profit.

7 comments:

Jonny V said...

Wow. Read the article, and he pretty much summed up his off-season - Vegas, L.A., Miami, Orlando, even the Bahamas...If this season is anything like last season, maybe he'll quit and try joining the tour. With the whole Faneca fiasco and our QB's avoidance towards anything to improve his football skills, I'm almost afraid to watch this season.

Laser Rocket Arm said...

It's a 2004 Denali, so actually it was sold for above its market value if he got thirty-five grand for it.

Also:

Dear Ben:

You are a white kid from Ohio. Please stop dressing like Nelly.

Love,
LRA

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Cars are the WORST investments to make if you're trying to profit from them.

Cars pretty much always depreciate in value.

Dirty Sanchez said...

I'm thinking Ben wasn't frantically checking Kelley's Blue Book to make sure he didn't get ripped off. And to follow-up on LRA's comment, there is no reason for a Caucasian to have 24" wheels.

Jamie Lynn Sigler is white hot. Scorch your eyeballs hot.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

I read the article just now, and what the hell was that?

Just Big Ben and the chick from the Soprano's sitting around talking about random crap?

boredinpittsburgh said...

At least in the Denali Ben wouldn't need to wear a helmet.

tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson said...

ben = worst dressed human being ever