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Reader Submission: Enough Already...ENOUGH!

by DSpag4 from Fayette County

I’ve had it up to here with the crowd shots on Monday Night Football. If you can’t see me, I’m holding my hand over my head that stands 5’ 9 ¼” off of the ground.

It is easy to sit back and complain about things on Monday Night Football because so far, there is nothing that I have liked about it. The one thing that stands out, however, is the inordinate number of crowd shots that they cram down our throats from week to week. I can imagine the scenario in the production truck, “okay, screw the replay of the play that might be challenged, we have to show the screaming drunk guy with his face painted.”
Does ESPN think that football fans are so naïve? No they don’t, because the football fans are not their target audience. It is very obvious that they are targeting the non-football fans based on the number of popular musicians they want people to tune in for. I don’t want it to seem like I am on a high horse and that I am “offended” by this disloyalty to true football fans, but give it a rest already. I swear, if they cut away from Super-Jacked Ed Hochuli announcing a penalty, I am going to throw a brick through Raul’s big screen. And not one of those novelty Bad Call Bricks that were meant to whip at televisions and unsuspecting friends and relatives faces, I’m talking about a 25-pound mason block.
Hochuli has hit the weights even more this season

To digress a little, am I the only person on the planet that has the strong conviction that the Men’s Warehouse guy is a child molester? He probably goes up to ten year old boys and says “you’re gonna like the way you look, because I sure do. Would you like some candy?”


Anonymous said...

This guy's a homo. Everybody knows it. This article now confirms it. Who cares about Men's Warehouse commercials anyway? C'mon Mondesi, you have to be more discriminating in your reader submissions.

Anonymous said...

I think the guy from the Men's Warehouse commercials eat cigarettes.

Anonymous said...

Dead on about George Zimmer! That dude smokes 3 packs a day easy, then blows a few rails of coke and then piles in the van.