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--A-Rod's wife wears a "F*** You" shirt to Yankee Stadium yesterday. Not surprisingly, the New York media noticed.

--Just into the tipline...D&T Tees in Washington, PA (also known as Steeler, PA) is selling "We Won't" T-Shirts. Haven't personally seen them, but kudos for their entrepreneurial spirit.
--Sports Illustrated gives us another list to get our panties in a bunch: their rankings of NFL owners. Dan Rooney comes in at...9th?
--Think the Pirates are bad now? Well, they are. But this vintage '00 Ron Cook column tells us all we need to know about the mess that was the 1980s Buccos.
--Drinks are on Ryan Whitney tonight. He can afford it with his cool new $24 million contract.
--Whitney will have a few new teammates next year: Darryl Sydor and Petr Sykora. And Rob Scuderi will also be back. Surprisingly, the Rangers didn't offer him $52 million to sign.
--We don't have Michel Oullet to kick around any more, as the Lightning scooped him up in free agency.
--Angry Pirates Fans + Dejan Kovacevic = good reading.
--Freddy Sanchez is an All-Star, beating out Tom Gorzelanny and Sauerkraut Saul as the Pirates' rep.
--I pray that this rumor of the Mets' interest in Ronny Paulino is not an April Fool's joke in July.
--Dan Patrick as the new host of Price is Right? Bob Barker is rolling over in his grave.
--Where are they now: The Hanson Brothers.
--A dozen 7-11 stores complete their metamorphosis into Kwik-E-Marts to promote the upcoming Simpsons movie. The best part? You can even buy Buzz Cola and Squishees. This just in: a photo gallery from the Burbank 7-11/Kwik E Mart

--You just dropped $600 on an iPhone, what are you going to do next? Smash it!
--Brett Ratner is entrusted with bringing Hugh Hefner's life to the big screen.
--Doubt About It gives us a few alternatives to a Pirate walkout.
--Pittsburgh continues to rank among the leaders in loss of population in the US.
--Welcome a new Pittsburgh blog, Pittsburgh Fan For Better Or For Worse.
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