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4/13/2010

MEET GIOVANNA YANNOTTI, THE FUTURE MRS. KURT ANGLE



Native son Kurt Angle, 41, is getting re-married, and the young lady above will be his new bride. For those of you who care, her name is Giovanna Yannotti, a 24-year-old model/actress who apparently opts against pants when wearing Penguins jerseys. 

Yannotti has appeared in some pretty big films, including New Moon, She's Out of My League, My Bloody Valentine 3, and Sorority Row, and she met Angle on the set of End Game, which currently checks in at 2.1 out of 10 from the tough critics at the IMDB. A date for the wedding has not yet been announced. 

Angle's ex-wife, Karen, revealed last week that she is engaged to TNA founder Jeff Jarrett, which apparently caused quite the ruckus when it originally came out (you'll have to excuse me, I dropped out on following wrestling somewhere shortly after Wrestlemania IV). But it was awkward enough to cause Jarrett to leave his own company for a period until he and Kurt ironed things out.

And that concludes Today in Wrestling Relationships With a Loose Connection to Pittsburgh Sports.


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9 comments:

Steve said...

Ok, can some one please explain to me why Sid isn't hooking up with this kinda strange, yet Angle is?

I'm starting to get worried about that boy.

RuthenianCowboy said...

They'll be good together so long as they both approach marriage with intensity, integrity, and intelligence.

Dirty Sanchez said...

Yowsa! If Kurt Angle can lock that down, you'd think Sid would be slaying it.

I guess I'd rather Sid stay in Mario's basement than chase drunken, underage college girls around a bar.

the nigerian nightmare said...

Oh it's true, it's DAMN true!

HomeRunFromBehindTheMeatballs said...

That's the same way that i choose to wear my penguins jerseys. But, alas, i'm told that my legs don't look as good as giovanna's.

Look at that name, you know she's got a superfine accent too!

apostrophe said...

She's actually only 22, not 24.

nuthinhere said...

Hey, I'm 41. Why can't I get a uber hottie like that?

(checks bank account and then looks in the mirror)

Oh.

jeff said...

Hey what none of u know is that this broad was actually a stripper at blush in pgh that used to be quite the party girl. Sniff sniff.

jeff said...

Hey what none of u know is that this broad was actually a stripper at blush in pgh that used to be quite the party girl. Sniff sniff.