Big Lead Sports Bar

4/07/2009

CAPTION CONTEST!

The moment I saw this photo of the world's saddest quarterback, I knew it was prime fodder for a caption contest. So give it your best shot in the comments section (no emails, please), and the best entry will win a Black and Gold t-shirt set courtesy of Champion!

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67 comments:

Tim said...

Now I know how Eli felt

joe said...

Eeyore has looked happier!

Mick Kraut said...

"Did Bob Avellini Find Success in #6?"

Kyle said...

"(SIGH)....Da Bears....(SIGH)"

ReactorJack said...

Stupid is as stupid does.

DOG ZOG said...

"Repeat that.....the wide receivers I'm gonna throw to are who"?

ryan.pergola said...

Wow...I really am the world's biggest douche bag.

adamandbrigid said...

is all there is in life...

Paul said...

Man...I knew I should have checked the Caller ID before I answered my phone!!

Mark S said...

"I think I may have accidentally taken too much insulin in the green room. Someone please toss me a sugar packet before I pass out."

Flapper said...

The instant that Jay Culter discovered that he had not recently signed with the Chicago Blackhawks

John said...
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John said...

"I don't want my life!"

Pancakehead said...

Damn. Denver, Chicago, no matter where I go I'm still gonna have to get beat by the Steelers on my home field this year. I hate myself.

Pancakehead said...

Man, I'm sure gonna miss a drunken Bubby telling me to "make the 6 proud" back in Denver. I doubt anyone here will give me "the flying squirrel" like he did when I miss my daddy.

ashamanajsv said...

Now I know why Urlacher always had this look on his face.

D. Dreyer said...

but they told me Abe Vroman, the Sausage King of Chicago would be here...

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

These chins were made for the famous Chicago bratwursts!

mattb171 said...

Imagine if I was a fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates...oh god, too depressing. Welp, at least we have the Cubs...oh wait...

billyseth1 said...

The Steelers have this many more Super Bowls than me.

John said...
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John said...

Jay Cutler is saddened by the news that Mike Tomczak was 3x the quarterback he will ever be.

Big AL said...

I'm the quarterback of a defensive minded team...where the defense isn't even that good.

wjmcd703 said...

He probably was "hooray I was traded to the Chicago Bears?!? WTF?!?

Get Fresh Designs said...

I won this jersey in a caption contest on Mondesi's House.

Justin said...

Yep I just shart myself....DAAAAA Bears Da bears, Da Bears, Da bears!!

NickDawg said...

No one told me the deep dish pizza here in Chicago makes you this constipated

chat55 said...

Me and my big mouth. Well I guess it could be worse, I could be holding a Browns jersey.

Chris said...

"I've made a huge mistake."

dtascuba220 said...

i cant believe chicago doesnt have the 5 dollar footlong special. I want out.

Corey said...

I'm a leader damn it! I've got people skills! What is wrong with you people?!

D. Milton said...

This team likes me so much more than Denver, they changed their logo to a C for Cutler.

Eli said...

“No, no, no, really guys, I am happy to follow in the footsteps of; Tomzack, Harbaugh, Walsh, Kramer, Mirer, McNown, Miller, Kordell, Krenzel, Orton, Grossman and Griese.”

Mike said...

I got traded to Chicago..And all I got was this lousy jersey

godohoky said...

"If I'm so good why does every team I play for suck?"

Josh said...

Bus Cook! You told me if I whined enough I'd go to a contender!! Why didn't you check who I'd be throwing to before agreeing to this! I'll be in my room all summer if you need me!

Josh said...

Jay Cutler ushers in the era of Chicago professional football players who show their emotions on their sleeves. Especially sad emotions.

the nigerian nightmare said...

"Wait....I'm still wearing the same colors? BORING!"

Biggdawgg said...

"At least there's the cash from my Prozak endorsement!"

Biggdawgg said...

80's hairband Cinderella plays in the background: "Don't know whatcha got, till it's gooonnne!"

J Offord said...

"Man, I sure hope I get a cool nickname like 'Sexy Rexy.' I'm thinking 'Ray Jay'?"

Ryan said...

"Well at least they traded Marshall and Royal along with me. What? They..didn't?"

chorbap said...

I can haz redo?

RW said...

My testicles are so itchy!

Robert Ullman said...

6. Whatever.

Get Fresh Designs said...

This theme music playing:

See 1:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC8IhfdxmWM

Ryan said...

Went to Denver after college and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Stacy said...

Can I get some tickets to Oprah?

Terry_Kelly said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Kyle said...

Take a look at it now, 'cause i'll be spending the rest of the season on my back.

Staff said...

yeah, i'm as surprised as you are.

Broke But Still Drinking said...

The windy city? There's a lot of sucking going on around here.

James Smith said...

I wish I was Ben Roethlisberger...

brian said...

Does anyone have X-lax? I just had my first deep dish and it's really pluggin' me up..

Jeff_King_Fan said...

You actually looking at using other captions instead of mine!?!?! I want traded to a different blog!

Dirty Sanchez said...

Whiny Douche Bag wouldn't fit on the back of the jersey, so I have to go with Cutler

Mike said...

How many wins will I guarantee the Bears?

Tada!!!

The Duke from Dukes Court said...

"No I will not put on a Bears hat."

Mark J said...

I'll trade you this Bears jersey for a new agent.

Knothead said...

Damn, I paid a hundred bucks for the custom Kevin Butler throwback, and look how they spelled the name!

alex said...

On to Plan B: Pull a Jake Plummer.

Arlow said...

Damn right I'm mad. You forgot the "N" between the "U" and "T" in my last name.

Steelady said...

Mommy?!! Sniff Sniff

Jeff_King_Fan said...

Sub .500 winning record: check

No career playoff games: check

Major choke job at the end of a season: check

Becoming the second greatest qb in chicago history following Kordell Stewart: checkmate

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

(Cutler's reaction to learning that Phillip Rivers was just traded to the Lions, meaning he'll still have to face him twice per year.)

Jeff_King_Fan said...

Jay Cutler, pictured here, is trying to remember 5 characters from Saved By The Bell: The New Class. Oh yea, and he got traded to the Bears.

Pancakehead said...

I totally should have removed that shaved gerbil Putzier gave me as a going away present.