Big Lead Sports Bar

12/05/2008

LAYLA KIFFIN CAPTION CONTEST!


Much has been made about the hiring of Lane Kiffin by the Tennessee Volunteers. And in the sporting age we live in, even more has been made about his wife Layla, who's already spawned tribute sites just days after being introduced to Volunteer Nation.

With that in mind, Bob McLaughlin of the 105.9 The X morning show sent over this picture and requested that we run a caption contest, based on what the Tennessee Athletic Director is thinking in this specific shot.

And for your efforts, the top submission gets a 105.9 The X Morning Show Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup t-shirt, size XL. So have at it, and don't forget to listen to Bob and Tim Benz on your way to work.



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23 comments:

RedHawks Hockey said...

why so unattractive?

Greg said...

"My wife is gonna love this one!"

Billy Bearcat said...

Wonder if she is into orange body paint?

shepdogg said...

"As long as I do not have to stand up, I should be fine. If I cross my legs and stare straight ahead, it should eventually go limp... right?"

Steve said...

"Great, that spicy bean burrito I had at lunch is about to introduce itself to this hot blond...Damn you Tortilla Flats!"

thenic said...
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Brendon said...

"Yawn and stretch the arms. Yawn and stretch the arms. Never fails."

Charlie Hildbold said...

Lane is really going to be mad when he finds out the baby actually belongs to Al Davis...

okel dokel said...

Mike Hamilton: "Wow he must be "packing some heat" to get a dame like her."

Layla: "The things I could do with that water bottle."

Novos51 said...

She must have read the contract

Novos51 said...

She thought Al Davis was a freaky senior citizen!

Novos51 said...

MUSIC [Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as mink, but sweet as soda pop] MUSIC

She's gonna love Tennessee

Novos51 said...

She must be from the south because she is the only Ten I See!!!

Josh said...

OK... We give him big money, he has kid with trophy wife. All I have to do is give myself a raise and cut his pay. Its genius... it has to work!

Nick said...

Why just an XL t-shirt prize? Hey X, giving away something half of us won't fit into?

Josh said...

My God... I didn't know hot chicks farted that bad!

(I needed a short and sweet one after the 'too long, not funny enough' post)

Mike said...

As god is my witness,I shall make that water bottle move..and after that, I'll make the hot blonde to my left orgasm..and if that's not enough to get a contract..i have no idea what the hell is!!!

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Tim Benz is a fucking midget

art said...

The force is strong in this one

Dallas Mike said...

I don't know if this guy can coach, but this is definitely going to be an upgrade from those beefy Fullmer daughters.

78Deville said...

DA DA DA DA DA, HEY!!! DA DA DA DA DA!!!

Broke But Still Drinking said...

"My wife is so going to have an affair with one of my players."

bebop said...

'Oh man, oh man I shouldn't have eaten all that chili for lunch. OK Bobby boy, just let it out quietly, blame it on an intern, and OH CRAP!"