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Hefty Penguins Fan Witness to Shooting Incident

A Florida police investigation has just dragged a major Penguins fan right into the middle of it. And judging by his size, dragging him anywhere would take a considerable effort.

Jose Antonio Cartagena, better known to you and I as "Fat Joe" or "Joey Crack", was identified as a potential witness to a fatal double shooting in South Beach on Memorial Day. So far, His Fatness has refused comment, on both this incident and the news that Sidney Crosby became the youngest captain in NHL history. But I'll take his headgear as a major statement that he hates the Flyers, Rangers, and Devils as much as he hated 50 Cent. Also, this bears repeating: his arch a Bucco fan.

Fat Joe Wanted as Witness to Florida Shooting Incident [AT 40]

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