Big Lead Sports Bar

5/24/2007

FieldTurf Needs a Sales Rep

Help Wanted
Synthetic turf manufacturer FieldTurf is looking for a Kentucky and Tennessee sales representative.
Requirements
The person we hire must meet the following criteria:
-At least 14 seasons in the NFL
-At least one Super Bowl appearance
-At least 120 career TD passes
-At least one contract valued at $25 million or more
Well, it looks like FieldTurf is in luck. This guy meets each and every one of their requirements. So meet your new Kentucky and Tennessee sales rep, the MVP of Super Bowl XXX and a Steeler fan favorite to this day, Mr. Neil O'Donnell!

By the way, Larry Brown has not yet been hired as Neil's assistant.

2 comments:

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

"I don't like the direction this FieldTurf company is headed....think I'll sign with the Jets."

Proinsias Cassidy said...

I have been a Steelers fan all of my life and can only remember QBs named Brister, Tomczak, and Maddox in between Malone and Roethlisberger...

P/S- we went to a Superbowl sometime in the 80s and/or 90s? Weird...