Big Lead Sports Bar

3/21/2007

The Afternoon Killer

Large Benjamin offers no excuses for his 2006 season. And it sounds like Kenny Wiz just got crossed off his Christmas card list.

It's looking like a holdout for Alan "Assistant G.M." Faneca

The McKechnie Zoo opens today, as Boston's Daisuke Matsuzaka descends on the Pirates.

A first-grader in Shreveport, Louisiana brought a rock of crack cocaine to show and tell.

One-third of D.C. is illiterate. That sounds about right.

Hooters is headed to Tel Aviv. Hopefully they'll take Dick Vitale with them.

Votefortheworst.com is throwing their support to Sanjaya


Carlos Mencia is a known joke thief...and now there's evidence that he's ripping off Bill Cosby:


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5 comments:

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

When he rips off Eddie Murphy, that's where I draw the line.

I bought "Delirious" on DVD last week. It's probably the best stand-up performance ever.

vinnie said...

Carlos Mencia tells jokes?

Jay said...

from wikipedia:

"Mencia has a long history of allegedly stealing other people's comedy material. A list that includes George Lopez, who punched Mencia in the face at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood for stealing numerous bits from Lopez's stand up act..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Mencia

also available through this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Menstealia

if you read the entry, you'll also notice that he's not even mexican, as he regularly claims to be.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

He's actually half Mexican, or some sort of hispanic heritage.

BUT, his dad was German and his real first name is Ned (I forget what they said his real last name is.)

He switched to a more hispanic sounding name so he could do his style of comedy I guess. I mean, you can't run around calling people "beaners" and not get in trouble if you're a German dude named Ned.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

And he's also a douche, just had to throw that in.

But, because he's been so successfull, I'm going to start a comedy routine where I just go on stage and rip off Andrew Dice Clay:

"Three blind mice, see how they run.... where the f--k are they goin?! OHHHHHH!"