Big Lead Sports Bar

12/27/2006

This May Explain Jeff Reed's Season

Our dear Skippy has struggled mightily this season, hitting just 73% of his field goals...perilously close to his career-low of 71% and down 16% from his career high of 89%. Something is definitely wrong. Does he need more practice? Possibly.

One thing he has been practicing, though...taking pictures of himself with his pants down...to show the ladies what they're missing out on.

I wonder if the Steeler Media will mention this in their coverage of everything Steeler?

(Thanks to reader Eric for the tip)

13 comments:

louis lipps is my homeboy said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


::deep breath::

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Excuse me while I have my girlfriends cat claw my eyes out.

russell lucas said...

Good move to e-mail naked photos of yourself to girls who don't dig you, Jeff. No way they're going to put them on the internets or anything.

We need a poll for most boneheaded Steeler off-field move for '06. Let's see, even excluding Big Ben's tragicomic run, we've got Joey letting his dogs run free in the vicinity of mini horses, Kendall falling asleep while subjecting his foot to subzero temperatures, Thunderquads sending photos of his unit to strangers and Duce getting robbed/misplacing bling in a strip joint.

Colcloughs Hands said...

sally wiggin will be doing a 1 on 1
sitdown interview with jeff reeds wang next week

Andy said...

wow, gay.

Anonymous said...

yeah if he sent those to a chick that wasnt into him thats about the dumbest thing i ever heard

polevaultking said...

sending that picture to anyone is dumb.

Dennis said...

Dog tags and a picture of your own dick...way to be cool there Jeffy.

tbart213 said...

Gardocki did the sme thing but his phone didn't have the strength to make it to the other side of the bar.

But it wasn't blocked.

Matt H said...

Jeff Reed is a clown.

hooks_orpik said...

big ups tbart!

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

What a moron...

I feel he should be released for this type of behavior. However, as you noted, Mondesi, you won't see this on any of the local PGH news broadcasts.

Josh said...

Check out the FO's Aaron Schatz's article in the New York Times from November 12. He finds that while year to year correlation of field goal percentage is very low, "the year-to-year correlation of average kickoff distance" is "one of the most predictable individual stats in the entire NFL, at any position." So while its common for a kicker's percentage to fluctuate greatly, kickoffs are more consistent. And at kickoffs, Jeff Reed has been awful this year: 25th in the league with an average kickoff of 61.5 yards so far and 28th in the NFL with only 4 touchbacks. These stats are consistent with his performance since becoming the full time starter in 2OO3. So, getting on his "junk" over FG% is a little misplaced even if your anger of his performance isn't.

mai wen said...

Wait, so why didn't you post this picture on your blog?

Dude, I'd totally want Jeff Reed's one-eyed-snake on My blog...