So it looks like Anthony Morelli hates his old high school coach, Penn Hills' Neil Gordon. Morelli hasn't spoken to Gordon since he graduated in 2003. I can't wait to hear what he thinks of JoePa once he leaves Happy Valley
Future Mayor of New Orleans Joe Horn was none too pleased with Sean Payton's training camp this year. Horn was used to Jim Haslett training camps, which bred mediocrity on an incredibly consistent level. Seriously, look at the Saints records from 2001-2004: 7-9, 9-7, 8-8, 8-8...you get the picture. They were like this generation's Wayne Fontes Lions.
An NFL player is arrested on gun charges, and it's not a Bengal, Raven, or Charger.
The tale of the tape: Borat vs. Boras
SI digs up the dirt on the salaries of every player in the NBA. The highest payroll belongs to the New York Knicks, who topped #2 Dallas by a whopping $26 million. That's the 9-15 New York Knicks, by the way.
The Penguins and John LeClair officially part ways. Now they must find another player who can score 2 goals in 21 games.
RANDOM FUN STUFF:That $155,000 Velvet Underground sale? Turns out, the bidder backed out. Wow, I am so completely surprised that someone would joke around on eBay.
Miss USA may be dethroned for bad behavior. Or not. No one seems to know at this point. The best part: it's all in the hands of Donald Trump.
A 7-minute montage of cheesy David Caruso one-liners to open CSI:Miami
The Top 10 Creepiest Mascots are counted down. Not surprisingly, The King makes an appearance.