Have you heard the one about the Moon Township man who was arrested while wearing only a watch and flip flops on Sunday? Well, he was arraigned on Monday on charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkeness, loitering and prowling.
In the time between Sunday and Monday, he had some time to arrange an outfit. And look what shirt he was wearing upon arrival at District Justice Michael Smith's office!

LET'S GO PENS!
Naked man, friend arrested after tryst [Pennlive.com - really, a must-read story]
[thanks Art C.]