Well, everyone got their wish: the Steelers finally parted ways with the Bride-to-be today, signing free agent Shaun Suisham and cutting Jeff Reed.
Suisham was in Steeler camp in 2005 and has since had two stops in Dallas, two in Washington, and stints with San Francisco, Cleveland, and St. Louis. He's the definition of the word "journeyman," and he's the author of a kick called "The Choke". But he's far, far behind Reed in scandalous internet photos and fan criticism. And since you can't get any worse than last in the league in field goal percentage, I guess the team has nowhere to go but up.