The next time nine-year NFL veteran WR Chad Ochocinco wins a playoff game will be the first. In the meantime, he'll keep busy snowing the general public with reality shows, name changes, touchdown stunts, and dancing with D-listers to create the perception that he's one of the highest-profile and therefore best players in the league.
With that being said, it's unfortunate that Ochocinco (I still feel dumb typing that, by the way) still makes news when absurd words come out of his mouth. Promoting his latest show, a reality-dating program on VH1 called, "The Ultimate Catch", Ochocinco had this to say on Good Day New York Monday morning:
Host: "When's the last time you saw so many girls on one field?"
Ochocinco: "When we played the Steelers"
Ha, ha, ha. Because the Steelers are girls! Get it! Girls who've beaten Ochocinco 11 of 16 times in the regular season and the only time they met him in the playoffs (which was en route to a Super Bowl win, mind you). He's right, the Bengals are totally better than the Steelers.
Just remember, people aren't laughing with you, Chad. They're laughing at you. And best of luck in your next attention-seeking endeavor. Maybe one of these days you'll actually be famous for your exploits in the postseason and not your latest PR stunt (of which I'll try not to fall for).