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7/12/2010

Chad Ochocino Compares Steelers to Girls


The next time nine-year NFL veteran WR Chad Ochocinco wins a playoff game will be the first. In the meantime, he'll keep busy snowing the general public with reality shows, name changes, touchdown stunts, and dancing with D-listers to create the perception that he's one of the highest-profile and therefore best players in the league.

With that being said, it's unfortunate that Ochocinco (I still feel dumb typing that, by the way) still makes news when absurd words come out of his mouth. Promoting his latest show, a reality-dating program on VH1 called, "The Ultimate Catch", Ochocinco had this to say on Good Day New York Monday morning:

Host: "When's the last time you saw so many girls on one field?" 
Ochocinco: "When we played the Steelers"

Ha, ha, ha. Because the Steelers are girls! Get it! Girls who've beaten Ochocinco 11 of 16 times in the regular season and the only time they met him in the playoffs (which was en route to a Super Bowl win, mind you). He's right, the Bengals are totally better than the Steelers.

Just remember, people aren't laughing with you, Chad. They're laughing at you. And best of luck in your next attention-seeking endeavor. Maybe one of these days you'll actually be famous for your exploits in the postseason and not your latest PR stunt (of which I'll try not to fall for).

13 comments:

Mega said...

Ochocinco is a hilarious attention whore and nothing more. Nobody takes him seriously so just enjoy the self-parody he's become. Relax Don, because anything Chad does on VH1 is better than Big Ben in Georgia.

Dominic Errico said...

It's possible he meant the Bengals he played alongside...and not the Steelers hehe

芸茂芸茂 said...

Nothing comes from nothing.............................................................

That Crazy Christian said...

Whatever.

Mazrim2001 said...

Can't this just be hilarious?

HomeRunFromBehindTheMeatballs said...

I think the bengals should trade for Chad Johnson. Johnson was pretty annoying, but the Chad 85inSpanglish guy is over the top ridiculous.

Here to football stories though! HEY HEY!

Erik said...

Lighten up. I actually think he's funny. The NFL needs more players like him.

Charlie Hildbold said...

on unrelated Steelers news - Tomlin signs a 3 year extension, and the team announced they were not going to be extending Lamar Woodley past this season

Ryan said...
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Ryan said...

You're getting wayyyy too angry over a silly, tongue in cheek comment. If it wouldn't warrant a elementary-school recess detention, then it shouldn't warrant a blog post.

A better response may have been to post a headline... "85 thinks Steelers are girls" with a picture of him ballroom dancing, in pink pants, or looking like a feminine Chris Rock in 5th Element. Same point, less whiny, and marginally funny.

http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Chad-Ochocinco-Cheryl-Burke.jpg

http://cdn.concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/86218703_10.jpg

http://ladjevic.com/dusan/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/chris-tucker-fifth-element.jpg

http://alntv.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/chadjohnsonpic.jpg

Ryan said...
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BURGH08 said...

Johnson is a clown and is harmless, but is he really good for the NFL?

Didn't he reportedly try to take a swing at Marvin Lewis at halftime of the Steelers Wild Card loss? Didn't Lewis deactivate him in the '08 game for violating team rules?

Hey, I think it's cute that he likes to bring attention to himself, laughed at his antics for the 'Hard Knocks' series last year.

He usually turns into a pumpkin after November though.

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