Big Lead Sports Bar

4/15/2009

CAPTION CONTEST!


It's about time for a new caption contest after the thoroughly enjoyable Jay Cutler blockbuster, so I present to you one Mr. Hasheem Thabeet and guest at the Final Four. Caption your hearts out. And remember, you've got to leave your caption in the comments section to qualify (no email entries, please).

The best caption for this contest wins a $50 shopping spree at The Steel City Auctions Gallery. Which would be just enough to cover that Kimbo Slice autographed 8x10 photo you've been eyeing up.

The winner of the Cutler Contest was Get Fresh Designs, with this one: "I won this jersey in a caption contest on Mondesi's House." They will receive a black and gold t-shirt set courtesy of Champion.

*Prize rules: Must be redeemed within 30 days of the end of the contest (May 22, 2009). No cash value. Shipping included for all prize redemptions.

49 comments:

John said...

Jay-Z looks like he is in great shape these days.

Matt said...

I can't beleive he stole my glasses and earings. I can't wait for him to get that contract so that he can buy his own!

jimmy_the_freak said...

"Why is my guest sitting on that other guy's lap?"

Andrew said...

thinking...[him] i'm gonna get laid, i'm gonna get laid!! these glasses are sweeeet. [her] is this game over yet? i have a date with Dejuan to get to.

D. Milton said...

In my country, its cool for men to wear woman's sunglasses.

GMoney said...

These glasses do nothing to prevent my constant DeJuan Blair nightmares.

Andy said...

DeJuan Blair's future is so bright I've gotta wear shades!

Mike said...

WOW..these seats are awesome..Thanks Mondesis House!!!Now where is DeJuan Blair?

J Offord said...

Hot Girl? Check. Chic Sunglasses? Check. Bling Earrings? Check. What else do I have to do to get "The Monster" out of my nightmares?

Ben said...

"Better get used to hiding under these shades, Blair won't be the only big man abusing me in the NBA."

The Rick said...

Thank god I got these shades. Otherwise I would be able to see clearly how ugly this girl is. She looks likes the star of Alien from her profile - and I don't mean Sigourney Weaver!

Mike said...

Three years at UCONN with AJ Price and all he could steal for me was these women's sunglasses.

D. Dreyer said...

there are twelve million impoverished children worldwide. for less than $1 each day you can help feed, clothe, and educate this child.

Diskoe said...

"If people focus enough on my girly sunglasses, maybe nobody will notice that I only have two teeth."

7-8 Deville said...

That Lions jersey is soooooooo embarassing. Maybe if I keep these shades on, no one will notice I'm sitting by this guy.

Jeremy Voiner said...

"...our favorite game there is football, but I believe you call it SOC-CER."

Charleston Yankee said...

These shades help me hide the two black eyes I got from Dajuan tea-bagging me as he dunked over me

TF said...

If the NBA doesn't pan out, I'm sure I can become Howard Stern's next Beetlejuice.

Paul said...

Baby, we going to Sizzler after this, so long as He (DeJuan Blair) doesn't show up. By the way, you do have that Buy One Get One free coupon, right???

Adam said...

Him: I suck at basketball Her: Yea but your gonna make millions!!!

Corey said...

Sure am glad I wore my invisibility glasses...this could have been embarrassing!

MCA said...

"You guys done with my taxes yet back there?"

Jeff_King_Fan said...

Hasheem Thabeet's girlfriend and agents react to the news that he will skip the NBA, and go play wide receiver at Michigan next year.

chorbap said...

Apparently, Tracy Chapman has a pretty hot girlfriend.

ToineW8 said...

"Those white boys behind me are checking out my girls cleavage!"

godohoky said...

"This bitch thinks I'm Usain Bolt!"

Zach said...

'Thabeet's attempt at disguise was proven unsuccessful seconds after this photo was taken, when he was once again up-ended by DeJuan Blair for the sixth time this season. When asked about his motivation, Blair answered, "What can I say? Saw him sittin' there, and I took care of business."'

gregmoney said...

Dang, honey, that shrunken head look just does not work for you.

Jeff_King_Fan said...

Hmm, so that's what 7 feet of overrated looks like wearing sunglasses.

Corey said...

I read Mondesi's FAQ, but I'm still puzzled why Don would name a blog after Raul Mondesi that really has nothing to do with Raul Mondesi??

Ryan said...

"DeJuan Blair is my Han Solo."

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-03/45609591.jpg

Josh said...

"Where's my chapstick?"

Jack said...

Where's those nachos? Shortie, don't sweat it...I swear I'll pay you back after the draft...

Jeff_King_Fan said...

"You see the thing that was wrong with O-Town was their lack of production value compared to *Nsync, backstreet boys, and FIVE."

Mike said...

Him-Damn I am so cool...Her--no,you really aren't..I have more excitement reading MondesisHouse

alex said...

I hope these glasses are girly enough to get me on the womens basketball team next year. Not to get the ring! To finally get away from DeJuan Blair!

Tim said...

Thabeet as he hears Andy Katz tell Jim Nantz in the background, "Don't worry about Thabeet Pittsburgh doesn't have an NBA team"

PittFan said...

What's the big deal, this is how DeJuan Blair makes all his bitches dress.

PittBoy said...

"Girl, don't hate on me just because Nicole Richie lent me her glasses"

Chris Flecker said...

I have to wear these indoors. I passed out with them on at the beach.

Vince said...

"These sunglasses make me look so much better than Greg Oden"

James said...

Told you Hash, you should have let ME where the glasses and you could have worn this wig...

jmarinara said...

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"

Corey said...

Just look at me! There's no way anyone is going to come up with any good captions in this contest. I'm look awesome!

Pittsburgh's Operation Shutdown said...

Baby, in Tanzania these shades are worth more than your life.

Pittsburgh's Operation Shutdown said...

(Thabeet talking about his sunglasses in an African accent to the woman sitting next to him)
Thabeet: Hey, motherf’er. You motherf’er! What the hell is this? You motherf’er!
Woman: What are you talking about sir?
Thabeet: What the hell is this? Huh? This is wack! I can't get jiggy with these shades! Where's your damn manager?
Woman: He's not here right now. We are at a basketball game. I'm in charge.
Thabeet: You look like the player-hater who sold me these shades. Give me back my damn money, and I don't have no damn receipt.
Woman: Do you have the case for the glasses, sir?
Thabeet: I don't have no goddamn case! Kiss my ass, so what?
Woman: Can I see the sunglasses sir?
[looks at the sunglasses]
Woman: What, were you chewing on this before you got here?
Thabeet: Bullshit, motherf’er! Do you know who you are messing with?
Woman: Bishop Desmond Tutu?
Thabeet: Try again, motherf’er!
Woman: Winnie Mandela's little cousin?
Thabeet: Try *again*, motherf’er!

richiehebner said...

------beetlejuice-------

*****beetlejuice*****

! B E E T L E J U I C E !

godohoky said...

"Where the white women at?"

Ryan said...

A Somali pirate was seen scoping for booty at the final four...