A reader sent me this picture and thought it would make for a good caption contest, which is perfect timing considering we have a new prize sponsor this week.The funniest caption (as judged by a secret panel) on this fan pic from SB43 submitted by Friday the the 20th at 11:59 PM gets a Six Fingers of Gold t-shirt courtesy of Burghshirts. Get one for just $10!
And to catch up on a few other contest winners, Cecil from Cecil took home a Gold Champion hoodie from the Paterno Caption Contest, and Andrew from Michigan won the limited edition Terrible Shamwow.
So think of some inspired captions and in the meantime, check out all the wares over at Burghshirts.
So think of some inspired captions and in the meantime, check out all the wares over at Burghshirts.
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The face of a man who just simultaneously realized his team lost the Super Bowl and that he's not getting laid.
Cheer up, it's not like we will have to wait another 60 years... Will we?
Girl: Is this how I should react?
Guy (stunned and a little panicked): Uh, the first 3 games I saw were wins.
A girl, twelve hours before a regret filled night.
A guy, twelve hours from a great story for the boys.
"Ummm, honey you told me if I came to Tampa, I could find the Quan. Well where's the Quan now?"
"I can't believe you talked me into coming to Tampa. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW COLD IT IS HERE? Why are they playing outside????"
"Hey, that Steelers fan behind us is only wearing a jersey. He MUST BE FREEZING!"
"Honey, I'm only going to tell you this once: the only real men I've ever known came from Pittsburgh."
"Who is going to sell us weed now?"
"Why does Rodgers Cromartie have his whole name on his jersey?"
"His first name is Dominique."
"Who are you talking about?"
"Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie."
"Oh! Rodgers's girlfriend is here? Where?"
"Hush, baby, hush."
" Is this what it feels like to fall off the Bandwagon?"
"I can't believe I missed the Superbowl commercials for this!"
"Yeah, I heard Ray Lewis stabs a lizard in the Lifewater commercial."
"Umm, that can't be right."
"I can't believe you listened to Cousin Sal about Gary Russell."
"Yeah, and sadly I bought you this coat on credit."
"So THIS is what it feels like when doves cry...Hold me Johnny...hold me."
We almost mattered.
how many of these is Denapom going to submit?
Let me help you out, the first one isn't funny, and neither are the NEXT 6!!!
Marky's team may have lost the big game, but he wasn't going to lose the girl too. He held on tight. Afterall, much to her regret, Marky hired her for the entire night.
John and his girlfriend couldn't believe their eyes. The team they started rooting for two weeks ago failed to win the big game. "I never realized the sorrow of having your team of two weeks losing like this. Its like I've been rooting for them for years!"
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!
Suuuwingggg and a miss.
"Does this mean God is not on Kurt's side?"
"If only they had left the damn towel alone!"
All other entries are good, but no one will touch Collin's
I don't know. The fall off the bandwagon is good.
"It's so sad...i mean i just found out they existed a week ago and now they're losers"
"What happened to the buzzsaw?" "It ran into a steel curtain"
It’s alright, sweetheart. We may have lost the Super Bowl, but on the bright side, Kurt told me that a “highly placed inside source” told him that The Rapture is getting tabled for awhile, so at least we still have that to look forward to.
Honey, I'm gay.
Wow, sorry BWBW, I didn't know there was a cap on submissions. Rereading them, I apparently was going with the quantity over quality route. I hate to back down after being crushed on a message board, but BWBW's is good.
"Let me help you out, the first one isn't funny, and neither are the NEXT 6!!!"
@ Denapom:
Nothing personal, strictly business. I do appreciate that compliment though.
@BurressWithButterflyWings:
None taken. Good luck (although Get Fresh Designs might give you a run).
A young couple searches for answers when realizing they lost the receipt for their Arizona Cardinals gear.
Girl: I'm glad I didn't buy a Cardinals jacket like you did.
Guy: Yeah. This lanyard is itchy.
Both: We SUCK!
Girl: I thought it was going to end in a tie...
Boy: Don't worry Sis, maybe next year
"My buddy in Seattle says that complaining all off-season about the referees lessens the pain."
"Honey, does this mean that Leinart's kegger is cancelled?"
"I don't know, baby. I just don't know about anything anymore."
"No blumpkins for me tonight..."
"I know you lost the bet, but please don't make me go with that Steeler fan!"
"It's okay honey, we'll always have melanoma."
"I know, I know. But at least he's not the one that broke Aaron's record and Madonna can always-I think the other team just won."
(If you can forgive the timing of the stories)
"Well there goes my job as defensive coordinator"
"No worries, Honey. You know I am going to go congratulate the Steeler fan behind us...see you in the morning.
Arizona Cardinals Football: A tradition since January.
"God, I hate Springsteen."
"Don't worry i'm pretty sure it's one of those best out of seven things"
GUY (Thinking)I hate these effing Steeler fans. I'd like to punch that wiseguy over there in the black & gold scarf.
Girl (Thinking) I love these effing Steeler fans, they rock! Especially the one with the scarf. Now how do I ditch this loser so we can get the victory celebration going? My biological clock's ticking you know.
"I cant believe that our porn aired during the SuperBowl."
"It's OK baby. I saved the price tags and the recept so we'll return our Cards gear to the mall tomorrow."
This is not how the movie ends!! Where's Rod Tidwell? This is NOT how the movie ends!!
Leave it to my queer boyfriend to prolong the lanyard fad.
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