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2/12/2009

CAPTION CONTEST!

A reader sent me this picture and thought it would make for a good caption contest, which is perfect timing considering we have a new prize sponsor this week.

The funniest caption (as judged by a secret panel) on this fan pic from SB43 submitted by Friday the the 20th at 11:59 PM gets a Six Fingers of Gold t-shirt courtesy of Burghshirts. Get one for just $10!



And to catch up on a few other contest winners, Cecil from Cecil took home a Gold Champion hoodie from the Paterno Caption Contest, and Andrew from Michigan won the limited edition Terrible Shamwow.

So think of some inspired captions and in the meantime, check out all the wares over at Burghshirts.

Send your news, tips, and links to Mondesishouse@gmail.com.

49 comments:

Bill said...

The face of a man who just simultaneously realized his team lost the Super Bowl and that he's not getting laid.

James Smith said...

Cheer up, it's not like we will have to wait another 60 years... Will we?

Collin said...

Girl: Is this how I should react?
Guy (stunned and a little panicked): Uh, the first 3 games I saw were wins.

LeeTunnel said...

A girl, twelve hours before a regret filled night.

A guy, twelve hours from a great story for the boys.

denapom said...

"Ummm, honey you told me if I came to Tampa, I could find the Quan. Well where's the Quan now?"

denapom said...

"I can't believe you talked me into coming to Tampa. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW COLD IT IS HERE? Why are they playing outside????"

denapom said...

"Hey, that Steelers fan behind us is only wearing a jersey. He MUST BE FREEZING!"

"Honey, I'm only going to tell you this once: the only real men I've ever known came from Pittsburgh."

denapom said...

"Who is going to sell us weed now?"

denapom said...

"Why does Rodgers Cromartie have his whole name on his jersey?"

"His first name is Dominique."

"Who are you talking about?"

"Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie."

"Oh! Rodgers's girlfriend is here? Where?"

"Hush, baby, hush."

BurressWithButterflyWings said...

" Is this what it feels like to fall off the Bandwagon?"

denapom said...

"I can't believe I missed the Superbowl commercials for this!"

"Yeah, I heard Ray Lewis stabs a lizard in the Lifewater commercial."

"Umm, that can't be right."

denapom said...

"I can't believe you listened to Cousin Sal about Gary Russell."

"Yeah, and sadly I bought you this coat on credit."

Steve said...

"So THIS is what it feels like when doves cry...Hold me Johnny...hold me."

Mike said...

We almost mattered.

BurressWithButterflyWings said...

how many of these is Denapom going to submit?

Let me help you out, the first one isn't funny, and neither are the NEXT 6!!!

Kyle said...

Marky's team may have lost the big game, but he wasn't going to lose the girl too. He held on tight. Afterall, much to her regret, Marky hired her for the entire night.

Josh said...

John and his girlfriend couldn't believe their eyes. The team they started rooting for two weeks ago failed to win the big game. "I never realized the sorrow of having your team of two weeks losing like this. Its like I've been rooting for them for years!"

LeeTunnel said...

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!

Chris said...

Suuuwingggg and a miss.

Biggdawgg said...

"Does this mean God is not on Kurt's side?"

Biggdawgg said...

"If only they had left the damn towel alone!"

HotDog_Zanzabar said...

All other entries are good, but no one will touch Collin's

Biggdawgg said...

I don't know. The fall off the bandwagon is good.

Vince said...

"It's so sad...i mean i just found out they existed a week ago and now they're losers"

Charlie Hildbold said...

"What happened to the buzzsaw?" "It ran into a steel curtain"

johnny said...

It’s alright, sweetheart. We may have lost the Super Bowl, but on the bright side, Kurt told me that a “highly placed inside source” told him that The Rapture is getting tabled for awhile, so at least we still have that to look forward to.

Get Fresh Designs said...

Honey, I'm gay.

denapom said...

Wow, sorry BWBW, I didn't know there was a cap on submissions. Rereading them, I apparently was going with the quantity over quality route. I hate to back down after being crushed on a message board, but BWBW's is good.

denapom said...

"Let me help you out, the first one isn't funny, and neither are the NEXT 6!!!"

BurressWithButterflyWings said...

@ Denapom:

Nothing personal, strictly business. I do appreciate that compliment though.

denapom said...

@BurressWithButterflyWings:

None taken. Good luck (although Get Fresh Designs might give you a run).

Koz said...

A young couple searches for answers when realizing they lost the receipt for their Arizona Cardinals gear.

Ken said...

Girl: I'm glad I didn't buy a Cardinals jacket like you did.

Guy: Yeah. This lanyard is itchy.

Both: We SUCK!

dice said...

Girl: I thought it was going to end in a tie...

Boy: Don't worry Sis, maybe next year

SantoGold said...

"My buddy in Seattle says that complaining all off-season about the referees lessens the pain."

Roy Hobbs said...

"Honey, does this mean that Leinart's kegger is cancelled?"

"I don't know, baby. I just don't know about anything anymore."

Tom said...

"No blumpkins for me tonight..."

bluzdude said...

"I know you lost the bet, but please don't make me go with that Steeler fan!"

Misha said...

"It's okay honey, we'll always have melanoma."

johnnyblaze said...

"I know, I know. But at least he's not the one that broke Aaron's record and Madonna can always-I think the other team just won."

(If you can forgive the timing of the stories)

okel dokel said...

"Well there goes my job as defensive coordinator"

"No worries, Honey. You know I am going to go congratulate the Steeler fan behind us...see you in the morning.

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

Arizona Cardinals Football: A tradition since January.

AJ said...

"God, I hate Springsteen."

Vince said...

"Don't worry i'm pretty sure it's one of those best out of seven things"

Worstavid said...

GUY (Thinking)I hate these effing Steeler fans. I'd like to punch that wiseguy over there in the black & gold scarf.

Girl (Thinking) I love these effing Steeler fans, they rock! Especially the one with the scarf. Now how do I ditch this loser so we can get the victory celebration going? My biological clock's ticking you know.

biggamekilla said...

"I cant believe that our porn aired during the SuperBowl."

tasj7045 said...

"It's OK baby. I saved the price tags and the recept so we'll return our Cards gear to the mall tomorrow."

Biggdawgg said...

This is not how the movie ends!! Where's Rod Tidwell? This is NOT how the movie ends!!

Scurf said...

Leave it to my queer boyfriend to prolong the lanyard fad.