Big Lead Sports Bar

12/17/2008

JOE PATERNO CAPTION CONTEST!




In honor of Joe Paterno's recent three-year contract extension, he's been chosen as the subject for this week's Caption Contest. The funniest caption for the above photo posted in the comments section will win a gold Champion hoodie (SRP $65), courtesy of Champion. It would certainly keep you warm on a cold Steeler playoff gameday next month, so give it your best.

Last week's contest prize, sponsored by the 105.9 The X Morning Show, was a $25 gift certificate to Mario's South Side Saloon. And the winner, judged by Bob McLaughlin, was this:

PatDA66: "Gimmie your best Costanza!"

Pat is a New Jersey reader by way of Duquesne University and says he's been constantly teased for his rooting interest in the Burgh. That's OK, Pat. Ask them how the Mets will find a new way to collapse down the stretch this year.

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30 comments:

Get Fresh Designs said...

Ah! Dammit, I just shit my pants.

Mark said...

And we're going to Columbus...and Ann Arbor...and Pasadena...BE-YAHHHH!

Ryan said...

"...wheeze..."

Chip said...

Get off my lawn, er, endzone! Whippersnappers!

Big Papa Hough said...

Prunes!

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

"You tellin' me that damn term life insurance company chose Wilford Brimley over me for their infomercial....AGAIN!?!?!"

Kyle said...

JoePa proves he can still give the refs hell, even after the successful amputation of his left arm.

PatDA66 said...

4 more years, 4 more years!

Joe said...

...and when we stuff JoePa after he dies, he'll look like this in front of Beaver Stadium...

Josh said...

In a moment of mental weakness JoePa screams "Get off my lawn, you damn kid!" at 84 year referee Tom Gerald

Stephen said...

Give me back my cane Maybin!!

Joe said...

Who the hell says I can't fit my whole fist in my mouth?

mdesus said...

First: who one the limas sweed one?

Entry: Prelude to tearing his face off and revealing that he is actually lord xenu

Offord said...

Joe Paterno, shown above, yells at what he thinks is a referee. Sadly, he is not even facing the field, and he is in fact yelling at a confused camera man.

michael said...

Hip, Hip, Replace!!!

D. Milton said...

Ah now, another Shart!

Josh said...

Old man yells at cloud..

/simpson's quote...

Tobes43 said...

Fan: "JOE PA, It's nice to see you on the sidelines dinosaur!"

Joe Pa: I'll mock this man by using my hand gestures and pretend I am performing oral sex

Adam said...

"COME TO PENN SHHHHTATE!!!"-only funny if you watch the BTN.

Broke But Still Drinking said...

JoePa: "Fight on for dear old Pittsburgh! And for the glory of the game. Show our worthy foe that the Panther's on the go, Pitt must win today! Rah! Rah! Rah!"

Bradley: "Joe, you're singing the Pitt fight song...again."

bifer said...

all together now... 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer on the wall, if one should fall... um... hmm, lets play ball.

Mike said...

It's a hard knock life..for us..It's a hard knock life

Dave said...

INVISABUL TURKEE LEG

Tim said...

Pictured above: Joe Paterno leads his team onto the field for the 2043 Google/OPEC Bowl in Dubai.

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

"I'm wearing plastic underpants!"

Brett said...

"I swear to God if you don't start letting me call some plays, I'm going to punch myself in the face!"

PoopyPantsJoe said...

Who the hell told the coroner to come to the game! I'm fine!!!!

Travis said...

BYAH!

The Pittsburgh Terrorist said...

Mere moments before JoePa was flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct for implying that the back judge was indeed "blowing the game".

Ozey74 said...

"Look at how cranky I can me when I don't get my nap!"