Big Lead Sports Bar

4/09/2008

BREAKING: Steeler Legal Woes Continue

It's been a rough offseason for the Pittsburgh Steelers. And now, more news from the police blotter: Steely McBeam has been arrested for a DUI. OK, it was actually the "actor" who played Steely, but unfortunate news nonetheless.

From the Trib:
Kenneth Hahey, 24, of Mt. Washington was charged with drunken driving after he was stopped in the South Side in January, according to Pittsburgh municipal court records. His blood alcohol level was .166, according to a police affidavit.

Steelers spokesman David Lockett said Hahey has been "released from his duties."

The good news from the Steelers, however, is that Steely will return for another season, but I'm worried that he may face a suspension from Roger Goodell.

Revealed: Steely McBeam actor arrested for DUI [Trib]

5 comments:

The Duke from Dukes Court said...

I can just see Kenneth talking to girls on the South Side all drunk, "don't you want to get with Steely McBeam?" What a dope.

Anonymous said...

Didn't the Pirate Parrot get in a jackpot also? Kevin something?

Unknown said...

It wasn't the Parrot. It was the guy who played that short-lived pirate character. He got caught nailing some girl in a pool. Well, at least one Bucco scored successfully.

Unknown said...

if I was Steely McBeam...I'd be drinking too.

Anonymous said...

I heard that Rooney isn't mad at him because he was driving drunk on his way to a Baptism.