The Pirates Can't Hit Wiffle Balls, Either

Courtesy of Home Run Derby, here's Freddy Sanchez facing off against Jim Balian, a pitcher who won the MVP of the USPPBA (The United States Perforated Plastic Baseball Association). As you can see, our dear Freddy had little chance of making contact. If this pitcher can dominate the 2006 NL Batting Champion with such ease, imagine what he'd do against Jason Bay with two men and two outs. The mere thought is frightening.

Can Freddy Sanchez hit a wiffle ball? (Homerderby.com)