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Rex Grossman Sucks

My full thoughts on SBXLI will be coming up later on today, but I must say that I'm getting a ton of hits today for the search term "Rex Grossman Sucks". Unfortunately I'm not getting hits for an equally appropriate phrase, "Bears Defense Sucks". Looks like this loss will be completely put on Sexy Rexy, which is unfortunate for him. The Bears truly lost as a team.
By the way, I'm also getting a lot of hits today for Rex Grossman Drunk, so people must believe that's one possible explanation for some of those throws.


Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

The defense wasn't as stellar as they could have been.... but you often see good defenses get worn down when they have ZERO help from their offense so they're constantly on the field.

I mean, the defense still had them within a score of winning the damn thing in the 4th quarter despite ZERO help from the offense outside of one big run.

So, was this win the beginning of a dynasty (ala 01 Patriots), or just the crowing achievement at the end of a good run of years (ala.... hate to say it, 2005 Steelers)?

save the steagles said...

Say what you will about Ben's performance last year, but you can at least name three or four clutch plays he came up with during the course of the game. Besides Grossman's TD pass, can you think of any? I'm glad the Steeler's can relinquish having the worst QB play in the Super Bowl (at least in recent years) to the Bears and Grossman.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Rex's performance would've been better had he mastered the complicated play known as "The quarterback-center exchange".

Also, I loved when he literally just said "Fuck it, I'm goin deep!" (stole that one off Deadspin). Yeah, that plan worked out real well for him!

Ok, and the one bad thing I'll say about the Bears defense was that they didn't tackle particularly well. But they still did the whole "bend but don't break" thing perfectly.

Megatron said...

How could anyone be a fan of Rex Grossman? The guy definitley sucks. He reminds me of a douche bag. This is the cocky, arrogant, peice of shit, frat boy, but from the frat of jocky, yuppy, mother F'ers. Everyone knows this guy, and everyone hates this guy. I am so delighted that the Super Bowl blew up in his stupid, ugly mug face. I hate you Rex.