Big Lead Sports Bar

2/08/2007

Evgeni Likey

Looks like Mr. Malkin is adjusting to the American lifestyle just fine.


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41 comments:

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Evgeni is one of those dudes that always has that "What the fuck is going on right now?" looks stuck on his face no matter what's going on.

Doug said...

The girl on the right has that I am going to do something crazy to him look on her face.

Dirty Sanchez said...

The girl on the left would require a few shots of vodka beforehand. The little tart on the right however... That's a different story. She looks like she's dying to flash her five-hole at Geno.

Must be a bummer sneaking them into the Gonchar household.

CapitolMAN said...

Check out where the buxom blonde's left hand is. Geno's about to be whistled for high-sticking.

Cecil from Cecil Twp. said...

$1,000 says they both have tattoos on their lower backs.

AJ said...

$1000 more says that the tattoo reads: "Joey Mullen was here"

HotDog_Zanzabar said...

Well, considering Gonchar lets just about every other hockey player go right past him, I have no reason to believe he will stop Evgeni.

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kinkymann said...

$1000 says give them some Jager, get them drunk, and they BOTH will sleep with anyone and forget who it was the next day. Future hockey WENCHES, not WIFE material. Any reason why both are single and don't get too many dates?

Dirty Sanchez said...

The easiest $1,000 Cecil will ever earn. That's like betting a $1,000 that grass is green.

You, him, hotel? What girl could possibly refuse a romantic overture like that?

More than anything, cutting his translator out of the booty call negotiations will force Evgeni to learn English.

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chainsaw_massacre said...

hey assholes =] the girl on the left, i happen to know her* and she actually is quite beautiful and one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. don't hate because you wish you had a chance with her. ;)

BlowMeKinkyMann said...

Kinkymann do you have a life or do you stalk sweet innocent women online all day cause you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse?? I am very very good friends with BOTH girls and I go out with them all the time because we, unlike you, have a life! Do we party our asses off all over town, yes, why? cause we can and everyone around this town loves us and knows us. Not only that, GwenJen is one of the most intelligent women I know and I know neither of them would ever give your hairy palmed ass the time of day, not that we would ever meet you since you jack off to their pics online all night while we are out partying!!

pens_kick_ass said...

I second that last post. Besides her being beautiful and sweet, she is the biggest penguins fan I EVER meet. I look forward to seeing your pics posted with all the hot girls on your arm half as good looking as her.

eazye said...

this has to be some of the funniest crap i think ever. lets make fun of people lets tell lies. who all cares. they are with the pens and with the likes of mr. malkin.

vinnie said...

Yes, dude, yes.

Justin Robert Young said...

Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the Brandy. These bitches are busted.

GentleWhoadie9000 said...

This is the stupidest string of comments i've ever seen.

Dude is a scholar.

gwenjendrunkie said...

LOL

gwenjendrunkie said...

you are probably one of the HUNDREDS of guys that wishes I would give them the time of day...but NEVER would...struck a nerve huh

(uh, no, sorry to burst your bubble. Don't know you and really don't want to know you.)

who will never have a chance with anyone besides their hand

(have a great fiancee who knows how to be a real lady.)

probably asked out more in one week then you have been in your life

(Hope so, I am not a hoookaaah.)

I know Im hot...

(and if you really have a masters in psych, then you know women who feel that way are suffering from low self esteem)

I know and I know neither of them would ever give your hairy palmed ass the time of day, not that we would ever meet you since you jack off to their pics online all night while we are out partying

(no prob, you would not fit into our social status. Our friends don't make fools out of themselves or others while drunk, and we remember what we did the night before.)

Sorry Raul for the rant, but needed to help this poor girl out. GET A JOB GWENNIE!

Dirty Sanchez said...

Damnit, now her profile is set to private. I miss out on everything!

Whoever is taking care of Staal, I hope she keeps it up. Dude is on fire.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Look, she can get mad about the comments and all.

But even she has to admit, the back tattoo comment was pretty funny.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Oh shit! wait... is that the same girl as the one in the naked body paint pictures from awhile back?!?!

Hey girl, let me get your number!

You're like a celebrity and shit. But the drunk driving picture did make me almost vomit.

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Dirty Sanchez said...

No apologies to Raul, this is the best Mondesi thread ever!

Combine a chick who likes sports with a couple parts of batshit crazy and ADD, and you've got yourself a fun time.

I hope some of you folks are at the Dodgers-Bucs game when I come up there. Viva La Burgh!

Mike_Honcho said...

I bet all the guys who sit there and make fun of the girls are 40 and still live in their parents basement still watching old episode of star trek. Wow, let's sit on the internet and make fun of people....what a great life to live :)
And if you don't chew big red then fuck you

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

I didn't make fun of her, I'm a young college student and I want her number damnit!!

And I didn't even know she had a myspace, I just remember someone posting links to a picture site with the body paint girls AND the disgusting and disturbing drunk driving picture.

And yes, this is the best Mondesi thread ever.

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Dirty Sanchez said...

Good sport Jen, way to go..

And I expect royalties for using my line on your Myspace page. ;)

Or at least an Arrrrn City (no Jager shots).

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Wait, are you referring to me? Because I'm not making fun of you. I never have

In fact, no one has in like 7 or 8 posts.

And I don't care what athletes you hung out with, just as long as they win championships so I can buy T shirts. If you being around them helps facilitate that, then I guess that makes me cool with you.

I'm just happy you chose not to include the picture of the drunk driving victim girl in your myspace profile.

I swear that is the WORST thing to look at when you're eating some Campbell's Chunky chili!!!

(PS. One complaint though, you couldn't have followed the Penguins since the 60s because you're only 26. I'm not ripping on you or being harsh, I just read that in your blog and thought I'd point that out.)

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Just a quick poll of the readers here.

Is this topic better than the epic Pitt v. Penn State fan battle on here of a few months back?

Personally, I think it's better... but it's hard to say for sure until Adam gets involved.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Well, being as though I'm just spouting off about stuff here on Mondesis House right now I must say, that long awaited Police reunion on the Grammy's was pretty underwhelming.

I guess they're saving the good shit for the tour.

Dirty Sanchez said...

I gotta say, for a guy that's 50, Sting is packing some guns there. He looks the same as he did back in 1984. I'll catch the tour when they come through DC.

Because we got to see chicks in various stages of undress, I say this absolutely trounces the Adam/Penn State thread.

Terps 72, Duke 60. Woohoo!

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Hey Sanchez, which one do you think did it because he needed the money?

I'm going with the drummer on this one. He kind of has that "recovering alcoholic" look to him.

And between the Police tour, and the proposed Van Halen w/David Lee Roth tour, there's some awesome "Bands that were good in the late-70s" reunion tours this summer.

Dirty Sanchez said...

I'll go with the drummer on that. And that was a group that was supposedly NEVER getting back together.

I might hit the Van Halen tour too, although it kind of sucks that Michael Anthony got dumped so Eddie's little kid could join in.

AJ said...

rumor is The Police will play at Heinz Field this summer...

now Joey Porter won't be the only has been on the field. At least The Police will have a few good hits.

worstavid said...

This thread was a howl. It totally justified my annual subscription to "The Haas". Hey Raul, you got anything up your sleeve about the ol' Buccos? After all, that's what started this, right?

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Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Pitt's 1st rival is Penn State, which creates a problem because they don't exactly play each other anymore.

That's why we basically had a big ass arguement over the whole deal.

I view WVU as our second rival, but at least we get to play them.

nATALiE said...

aww these girls are beautiful & lucky. <3