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2/13/2007

Anna and Kris Are Staying Busy

I just received a news release from Annabenson.net, and I'm still trying to figure out exactly why. It's basically an update on everyone's favorite ex-Pirate wife and how she's keeping busy, for all those who care.
In the email, I loved how Anna addresses "her fans". How exactly do you become a "fan" of Anna Benson? Does she really do anything? If you ask me, she's a prime candidate for a reality show.
Anna has been very busy renewing her vows with hubby Kris, which is good news following those nasty divorce reports last year. She even included a link to a photo gallery from the ceremony, because we're all dying to see the pictures. No mention of her meal ticket's season-ending injury, though.

11 comments:

Meadowbrookalum1 said...

I absolutely hate people like Anna Benson who are famous because they have a famous or rich husband/wife/father/sister/etc. How shallow are these people that walk around with a smug sense of self accomplishment when all they do is get famous by leaching off of others' fame and money?

HotDog_Zanzabar said...

Paris is offended by that comment.

Syzslak11 said...

Anna Benson = a more successful GwenJen.

Dirty Sanchez said...

Kris Benson missed Rookie Orientation 101. You bang strippers Kris, you don't marry them.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

And I say once again, I had NO idea that Chris Benson was even married when he played for the Pirates.

Did the New York media unearth this wench when Chris went to the Mets, or did I just somehow miss her during his time with the Buccos?

Dirty Sanchez said...

I think once she got to NYC she saw the chance to make a name for herself, which is as an attention-craving media whore.

save the steagles said...

I'm a little disappointed she didn't color-coordinate the bridesmaids dresses with vibrant colors of her arm tat.

russell lucas said...

Best part: the guy who Peter Gammons once thought would win a Cy Young has the full first name Kristin.

mpcharles25 said...

I find it a little weird that Anna Benson is brought up in the GwenJen fiasco and then wouldn't you know that the next story "el cannon" posts is about her and her overrated jello-armed worthless bum of a husband.

mondesishouse said...

The official timeline yesterday:

GwenJen rebuttal: posted at 10:45 EST

Anna Benson's email comes in: 1:55 PM

Anna Benson story posted at 2:31 PM.

Coincidence? Yes. Timing? Incredible.

Meadowbrookalum1 said...

Yes and we can all thank Howard Stern for unleashing Anna Benson as a media hooker.