--My two favorite Steelers,
Ben Roethlisberger and Willie Parker, were both named to the Pro Bowl. They join first-timer James Harrison, Free Agent Faneca, and a bearded, long-haired fellow who occasionally plays safety.
--It looks like Bill Parcells is coming back to
take over the Falcons. In totally unrelated news, look for the Falcons to sign Curtis Martin, Keyshawn Johnson, and Richie Anderson very soon.
--SURPRISE! Big Ben is ranked as the
#5 QB in the NFL by ESPN. Finally, he's ahead of Carson Palmer, but he's still behind Tony Underwood-Simpson, who, to the best of my knowledge, has never won a playoff game.
--Here's another surprise: Men's Health has a feature on
America's Drunkest Cities, and Pittsburgh ranks a lowly #52, with an embarrassing #88 in binge drinking. A drinking town with a football problem? Surely you jest.
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Pity Dick Groat for having to choose sides in the big Pitt-Duke game tomorrow.
--Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister, Jamie-Lynn Spears,
is with child.

--Peter Puck is coming back!

--Woody Paige takes his Hall of Fame ballot very seriously.
--Time to recap another week of NHL action. It's fannnnntastic!
--Who wants the Michael Vick Pit Bull football?

--Google ads, not really helping baseball with its performance enhancers problem.
--A Cleveland contractor finds $182,000 hidden in a wall. The generous homeowner refuses to give him any of it.
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